a/n. here it is, the second chapter. i think its a good deal wierder, thanks to
those who reviewed my last one :-)
::DISCLAIMER:: harry potter charachters not mine, jk rowlings. i have
used jk rowlings world of magic i dont claim the rights to them eca.
Rons nature documentary: **the gits of the british isles**
part the second
voldemort:bwahahahahahahahaha
ron:ummmmmmmmmmm ok this is um........bad.
**enter wormtail**
ron:oh yeah, definitely bad, hmmmmmmmmm, what to do.........
**inside rons brain, lots of little rons carry around thoughts he
is having. such as "run for it", "get dumbledore" and "padma patil is pretty
sexy" he settles for "get dumbledore"**
ron:ok, getting dumbledore...... where does he live?
**then a light bulb appears over his head, blinding wormtail & voldemort**
ron: ACCIO DUMBLEDORE!
**in the distance is a faint screaming, getting rapidly closer, then a portrait
ripping, screams, and an old man screaming foul obscenities, then the sound of
someone falling up stairs, along with more swearing, and then albus dumbledore
smashed through the door**
dumbldore: you bastards!!!!!
ron: sir, voldemort, here.
dumbldore: i noticed.
voldemort: STUPEFY!
dumbledore: holy shi- oooff!!!!!
voldemort: Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
ron: ok, next try. ACCIO HERMIONE!
**more screaming in the distance, and hermione comes crashing through the
window**
hermione(puffing): you bastards!!!!!
ron: help me you doofus!
hermione(puffing): no!
ron: why not?
hermione(puffing): cuz you just made me smash through a window! Jerek!
ron: jerek?
hermione(annoyed): the author can't spell.
voldemort: **ahem!!!!** take notice of me please.
ron: you keep out of this ok?
voldemort:AVADA-
ron, hermione(scared):ok, we're listening, we're listening!!!
voldemort: ok, here is the story, im bored, and i love to play with
youre emotions, so you have till twilight to bring me a warp, or youre
headmaster gets it. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
ron: fine by me.
hermione(scared): shut up ron! well take the challenge!
to be continued, of course.
those who reviewed my last one :-)
::DISCLAIMER:: harry potter charachters not mine, jk rowlings. i have
used jk rowlings world of magic i dont claim the rights to them eca.
Rons nature documentary: **the gits of the british isles**
part the second
voldemort:bwahahahahahahahaha
ron:ummmmmmmmmmm ok this is um........bad.
**enter wormtail**
ron:oh yeah, definitely bad, hmmmmmmmmm, what to do.........
**inside rons brain, lots of little rons carry around thoughts he
is having. such as "run for it", "get dumbledore" and "padma patil is pretty
sexy" he settles for "get dumbledore"**
ron:ok, getting dumbledore...... where does he live?
**then a light bulb appears over his head, blinding wormtail & voldemort**
ron: ACCIO DUMBLEDORE!
**in the distance is a faint screaming, getting rapidly closer, then a portrait
ripping, screams, and an old man screaming foul obscenities, then the sound of
someone falling up stairs, along with more swearing, and then albus dumbledore
smashed through the door**
dumbldore: you bastards!!!!!
ron: sir, voldemort, here.
dumbldore: i noticed.
voldemort: STUPEFY!
dumbledore: holy shi- oooff!!!!!
voldemort: Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
ron: ok, next try. ACCIO HERMIONE!
**more screaming in the distance, and hermione comes crashing through the
window**
hermione(puffing): you bastards!!!!!
ron: help me you doofus!
hermione(puffing): no!
ron: why not?
hermione(puffing): cuz you just made me smash through a window! Jerek!
ron: jerek?
hermione(annoyed): the author can't spell.
voldemort: **ahem!!!!** take notice of me please.
ron: you keep out of this ok?
voldemort:AVADA-
ron, hermione(scared):ok, we're listening, we're listening!!!
voldemort: ok, here is the story, im bored, and i love to play with
youre emotions, so you have till twilight to bring me a warp, or youre
headmaster gets it. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
ron: fine by me.
hermione(scared): shut up ron! well take the challenge!
to be continued, of course.