a/n third chapter is here, sorry its so late.
::DISCLAIMER:: harry potter charachters not mine, jk rowlings. i have
used jk rowlings world of magic i dont claim the rights to them eca.
Rons nature documentary: **the gits of the british isles**
part the third (finale)
ron: so, voldie ummmmmmm...... just what is a warp?
voldemort: im not telling. bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
ron: ok, hermione do you know?
hermione(know it all): yep.
ron: then what is it? a portal? a wormhole? a gateway?
hermione(gloating): four herrings.
ron: four herrings?????
hermione(gloating): yep
ron: how the hell did you know that?
hermione(gloating):just one of those things
ron: well, lets go to the kitchens
hermione(agreeing): ok, lets
hermione(really pissed off):will the bloody authour stop putting what
im doing next to my name for crying out loud!!!!!!
iorek weasley:sorry, but three weeks ago it seemed to be a good idea
hermione:im just frigging tired of it ok???????
iorek weasley:ok, ok, already
hermione:thank you.
**they go down to the kitchens**
ron: oi! elves, bring me a dozen pounds of honeydukes best chocolate,
and a flagon of mulled wine
hermione: RON!!!! youre treasurer for s.p.e.w.
ron:so?
hermione:elvie welvies,would you please get me four herrings please?
**enter dobby**
dobby: ooooooooohhhhhh!!!! missus, mister,please stay for a cup of tea!!!
oh, where is harry potter?
ron: he is indisposed
dobby: why?
ron: cuz the friggin author is too lazy to work harry into the storyline
iorek weasley: oi!
ron: shut up you twit!
iorek weasley: oh, im a pregnant goldfish now am i?
ron: huh?
iorek weasley: never mind
**elves run up screaming with the herrings, chocolate, and wine**
hermione: thank you little guys **beams**
ron: come on hermione, the author is going to go to dinner soon......
hermione: really? whats he having?
ron: come ON!
**they run up to the dorms**
voldemort: thanks for the herrings guys
ron: so save dumbledore!
voldemort: no! bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
ron: why not?
voldemort: what did you expect? happy familys?
**at that moment, ron gets an idea**
ron: look! a dementor!
voldemort: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**voldemort flies off into the distance on a herring that he just enchanted**
ron:well, thats that then
hermione:yep, he is gone for a while at least
**dumbledore wakes up**
dumbledore: jeez, you could have woken me
ron: sorry professor, too busy
wormtail: um, guys, im still here
ron: shut up you!
**everyone in the room kicks wormtail to get thier days stress out**
AND SO ENDS OUR LITTLE STORY (yaaaaaay)
but im not going away though, ill avenge this ending (i hate endings)
with something wierder and wierder still!!!!!!! (yep, thats how my mind
works,the wierder the better)
which leaves only one question to go.........
does harry make an appearance?
the answer: yes! right now!
**enter harry**
harry: dum the doo dah day.......
**exit harry**
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**drum beats, big spotty fish, lionesses, boring credits, and some guy
in overtone telling us about days of our lives**
::DISCLAIMER:: harry potter charachters not mine, jk rowlings. i have
used jk rowlings world of magic i dont claim the rights to them eca.
Rons nature documentary: **the gits of the british isles**
part the third (finale)
ron: so, voldie ummmmmmm...... just what is a warp?
voldemort: im not telling. bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
ron: ok, hermione do you know?
hermione(know it all): yep.
ron: then what is it? a portal? a wormhole? a gateway?
hermione(gloating): four herrings.
ron: four herrings?????
hermione(gloating): yep
ron: how the hell did you know that?
hermione(gloating):just one of those things
ron: well, lets go to the kitchens
hermione(agreeing): ok, lets
hermione(really pissed off):will the bloody authour stop putting what
im doing next to my name for crying out loud!!!!!!
iorek weasley:sorry, but three weeks ago it seemed to be a good idea
hermione:im just frigging tired of it ok???????
iorek weasley:ok, ok, already
hermione:thank you.
**they go down to the kitchens**
ron: oi! elves, bring me a dozen pounds of honeydukes best chocolate,
and a flagon of mulled wine
hermione: RON!!!! youre treasurer for s.p.e.w.
ron:so?
hermione:elvie welvies,would you please get me four herrings please?
**enter dobby**
dobby: ooooooooohhhhhh!!!! missus, mister,please stay for a cup of tea!!!
oh, where is harry potter?
ron: he is indisposed
dobby: why?
ron: cuz the friggin author is too lazy to work harry into the storyline
iorek weasley: oi!
ron: shut up you twit!
iorek weasley: oh, im a pregnant goldfish now am i?
ron: huh?
iorek weasley: never mind
**elves run up screaming with the herrings, chocolate, and wine**
hermione: thank you little guys **beams**
ron: come on hermione, the author is going to go to dinner soon......
hermione: really? whats he having?
ron: come ON!
**they run up to the dorms**
voldemort: thanks for the herrings guys
ron: so save dumbledore!
voldemort: no! bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
ron: why not?
voldemort: what did you expect? happy familys?
**at that moment, ron gets an idea**
ron: look! a dementor!
voldemort: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**voldemort flies off into the distance on a herring that he just enchanted**
ron:well, thats that then
hermione:yep, he is gone for a while at least
**dumbledore wakes up**
dumbledore: jeez, you could have woken me
ron: sorry professor, too busy
wormtail: um, guys, im still here
ron: shut up you!
**everyone in the room kicks wormtail to get thier days stress out**
AND SO ENDS OUR LITTLE STORY (yaaaaaay)
but im not going away though, ill avenge this ending (i hate endings)
with something wierder and wierder still!!!!!!! (yep, thats how my mind
works,the wierder the better)
which leaves only one question to go.........
does harry make an appearance?
the answer: yes! right now!
**enter harry**
harry: dum the doo dah day.......
**exit harry**
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**drum beats, big spotty fish, lionesses, boring credits, and some guy
in overtone telling us about days of our lives**