The National Enquior ( I don't own that either!)
Escaflowne Edition
By: Iam A.
Verynosiepersonwhichisveryannoyingishi
The amazingly popular
series, Escaflowne, left viewers wondering, "what happened next?"
Well, this reporter decided
that the public had a right to know!
Van Fanel, the fondly
remembered King of Fanelia, decided that the kingly responsibility were too
much, and went to search for Hitomi,
leaving the job to his cat girl, Merle and dead brother Folken . Folken
gave us a quote, " I'm dead! They couldn't let me have it when I was alive!"
(sulks…smiles)
Hitomi opened a physic hot
line, but sadly gave that up, and became a professional shark wrestler, all
that could be found of her was a blood soaked
( O_o ) fuku.
Merle sold Fanelia to
Disney, and became the richest catgirl
known to man, and brought the bones of
the Kansas City Rhinoceros Boy, and tried to buy Brad Pitt.
Allen…was Allen. ( Millernia
sued him for "taking her innocence" O_O)
Celena/Dilandau became a professional
arsonist, and they/he/she/ did such A GOOD JOB THAT THEY/HE/SHE was promoted to professional assassin. But
later they/he/she joined the DS Boys.
The Dragonslayers formed a
boy band called the DS Boys, their hit single " You Light Me on Fire", " Van's
Gonna Kill Me" and " Hit Me
Dilly. One More Time", and " Opps! I Killed It Again" was on the top charts,
but when Dilandau/Celena joined and they relesed " FIRE IS GOOD" and
"*M*O*R*E*O* MOECHA CHIKU" and
" The VAN Files" their ratings went down. Maybe it was because of the brutality of the
songs, or was because Dilandau set a Stadium on fire after a concert? (baking
thousands of fangirls in their seats…?)
The end (…or so it seemed…!)
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Woo-eee! That is bad.
Please! Review! I don't care if you flame! JUST REVIEW,
YOU!!!
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this ****on ff.n.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WAIIIITTT DON"T FLAME!
