The Night Ash Went Crazy
. . . basically he went
crazy

Parody

Down in the workshop, Prof. Oak was making inventions
Pokèballs, Masterballs, and other intentions
When our hero busted in, scaring Oak to death
Had a machine gun in his hands and liquor on his breath
From his cap to his shoes he was covered in ammo
Like a psycho, drunk, disgruntled teenage Rambo
And he smiled and said, with a shimmer in his eye,
" Happy Pokè Hunt to all! Now you're all gonna die!"

The night Ash went crazy
The night Pokèmon went insane
Realized he's been getting the raw deal
Something finally snapped in his brain!

Well, the PokèCenter is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Chunks of Nurse Chanseys are sure to make ya vomit!
He tied up Raichu, and held Prof. Elm hostage
And he ground up poor Pikachu into yellow rat sausage
He shot down Brock with a German Lugar
And he slashed up Tracy like Freddie Crouger
He took a fireflower, and burned up Misty
And he took a big bite and said, " Could use some Whiskey!"

The night Ash went crazy
The night our hero went nuts
Can't hardly walk on Mount Moon
Without stepping in Clefairy guts!

There's a national Growlithe in the F.B.I.
There's an Arcanine from the Eye-Witness News
And Pokè Copters circling the sky
And the bullets are flying, dead Meowths rising
And everyone's dying to know, " Why Ash, oh why?"
My my my my my my...
He used to be a friendly guy.

Yes Jessie and James, now Ash is doing time
In the Federal Prison for an infamous crime
Hey little Pidgey now, don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out in good behavior, in 700 more years!

But Sabrina is in therapy, and Gary is still nervous
The Elite Four got jobs working for the postal service
And say Pichu, he's on the phone every right
With his lawyer negotiating his mama's rights
They're talking 'bout

The night Ash went crazy
The night that cheery boy flipped
Broke his back for some Geodudes & Sneasels
Sounds to me like he was tired of being gypped!

The night Ash went crazy
The night Pokèmon went insane
Realize he's been getting the raw deal
Something finally snapped in his brain!

Something finally snapped in his brain!

Something finally snapped...

In his brain!

Please R&R.