Okay I got around to writing the second installment. I'm soory for the obsence lateness of this installment and that this is just a draft version; ever since school ended for the summer the co-authors have been in different countries. Thanks to all of the wonderful beautiful people who reviewed the first half! Since Zechs was abused almost as much as Wu Fei in the last half, this half will abuse Wu Fei more just to make it clear that that is the character that is hated, heh heh.
As for the legal stuff neither of us owns or claims Tenchi, Gundam wing, Superman, Celine Dion, Arnold Schwarzeneger, or the line we borrowed from South Park.
*In one of Quattre's rich guy places he has around the world*
Zechs felt very tired despite the fact that he had just woken up. He lay there in bed trying to remember how he had gotten there in the first place. He didn't recognize his surroundings at all. He really couldn't understand why he felt so beaten up either.
"How you're awake!" said a young female voice chirped from outside his field of vision. He looked over to see a short girl with long spikey pink hair. Now he remembered, she was the one who put him in this mess in the first place. He growled and tried to attack her, and ended up landing in a undignified heap on the floor without the strength to move very far. "Geez you're really worked up aren't you?" She asked "You shouldn't move after your accident."
Zechs just glared at her "It wasn't an accident, it was SABOTAGE!"
"No, I was fixing it! You can't come in during repairs and expect it to work perfectly."
"If it wasn't working because of you than you shouldn't have left it without telling anyone!" Zech said as rationally as possible despite his seething anger.
Washu sweatdropped, "Oh right, well you see about that... uhh, even geniuses make mistakes, and you're too weak right now to talk right now anyway." She raised her arm and Zechs found himself lifted in the air and dropped back in the bed. "There now just relax."
"RELAX! WHAT ARE YOU? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? WHO MOVED THE ROCK!"
"I was working in my subspace laboratory looking for some gundanium alloy when Ryoko interrupted and sent us through the dimension portal, that's all."
"You just happened to fall through a dimensional portal and that's all?!" *She has got to be insane but, another world is the only thing that could explain how she can do that levitation thing, not to mention where she came from but, that's what she said so can I possibly trust it if it's from a crazy person... Hey where'd she go?* Zechs looked around to find that the odd spikey haired girl had vanished while he was pondering her answer. *So what do I do now if I can't even move?* After mulling it over he decided to go back to sleep.
*Back in that place where the guys are with the newly crazy guy*
"So what exactly can we do about him?"
"We have to find out what really happened to his suit so we can find a way to deal with it."
"What about what he said?"
"An unarmed person completely thrashed a state of the art mobile suit?"
"Maybe there's something more to it that we haven't seen yet."
"I think he just lost it."
"That doesn't help us find out what happened to it." They both turned back to look to where Wufei was still sitting with a gloomy expression on his face. He hadn't moved since they found him. Night was beginning to fall as they tried to work things out. Quite suddenly there was a flash of light from far out in the forest and then another. Then the distinctive sound of approaching mobile suits.
*Back in the rich guy place only in a different room*
Washu was in the process of working on a very complicated and impressive looking machine in the corner of the room, despite reservations of the owner of the house.
"Exactly what are you doing?" He asked just a little unsure of how to deal with her.
"I building a locator because even I, the greatest scientific genius in the universe, is having trouble locating Ryoko in this world, and I need to find her before she causes any damage."
"Wait don't you mean any MORE damage?" asked Duo.
"Just leave her alone I think she knows what she's doing."
"Yeah but, I'm not sure if I want to meet this daughter of hers if she can take on a mobile suit empty handed, and what did she mean by this world?"
"I don't know maybe she means the Earth?"
"Then what other planet could she come from?"
"She could mean the colonies or something like that. Lets leave her alone Duo I think that she knows what she's doing. She really reminds me of someone but I can't think of who at the moment..."
"Okay but what if the thing that she knows that she's doing isn't in our best interest?"
They were interrupted as Washu cried out in triumph, "I found her!" She grinned at the two pilots "I'll just go and get her, I'll be back in a flash!" Before they could say a word she vanished.
"How does she do that?"
"Don't ask. Lets just see how Zechs is doing now."
"We should have just killed him, he is one of the enemy."
"Don't start that again."
*In a place close to the place with the newly crazy guy*
They enemy mobile suits were finally all either destroyed or in retreat. It was now full daylight and the sunlight slanted over a landscape that looked like the place where Jerry Springer gets his audience. In a severely shortened scene cut because it wasn't in the least bit funny Trowa and Heero find out that Wufei is missing and assume that he was captured so the story can continue without senseless dialogue from two characters that talk so little that it's like pulling teeth to write plausible dialogue for them except I'll kill you and stuff like that.
*In a new and completely random place*
Ryoko flew about randomly without a clear idea of what direction she should be going in, all she knew is that she had to find out where Washu had taken Tenchi after they had fallen through that dimensional portal. Even Ryo-Ohki failed to find his scent. It seemed hopeless, she couldn't even be sure that they had come out in the same world. She was about to rethink her strategy when Washu appeared in the air in front of her.
"Hi!" She chirped in her perpetually cheerfully voice.
"Washu! Where have you been, and what have you done to my Tenchi?" Ryoko roared grabbing the front of Washu's clothes.
"Hey calm down! Tenchi's okay, I was going to ask what you were doing all this time! Why were your power signatures on a wreck we found? That was gundanium Ryoko and now can't use it!"
"Are you talking about that weird robot thingy? That guy was a jerk and he deserved it. Now where is Tenchi?"
"Hold on a minute I'll take you too him."
*Out of that boring and useless scene to the next scene in the rich guy place*
"Master Quattre, Zechs is still asleep" reported one of the guys in the phezes that are always with Quattre for some reason.
"Thats odd I thought I heard him talking to Washu before she left. If he woke up he wouldn't fall right back to sleep would he?"
"Maybe he fainted when he saw Washu..." Duo jibed. Quattre was just about to reply to that comment when another superfluous phez guy entered.
"We've sighted two mobile suits coming this way!"
"Just two of them? That doesn't sound like an attack, they must not be after us." Quattre said thoughtfully.
"They might see us if they pass overhead we should check it out." They quickly ran outside where they could see the two mobile suits approaching like two really big mosquitoes. They realized that these were not enemy suits, (omitted Superman reference due to the corniness of the joke) they were two of the other gundams. The gundams landed and the two dialougeless wonders came out to talk to the others.
"You're here that's great," said Quattre enthusiastically "but, where is Wufei?"
"We think that he was captured just before we left, but we can't be sure what will happen to him now. He was acting strange when we found him." Trowa answered.
"What do you mean strange? Does this have anything to do with what happened to his suit?"
"Yes, he was saying something about an unarmed woman beating him in battle while he was in his mech." Trowa answered.
"Uhhh...." Duo answered (Him being the only one capable of real facial expressions) This woman wouldn't happen to be a short pink haired girl would it?"
"...... No he said it something about a tall blue haired woman with demons eyes, but I think losing his mech would be enough to send him over the end like that." Just as he finished talking Washu reappeared with a tall blue haired woman and a small rabbit.
"Hi! I'm back!" she said cheerfully.
Trowa and Heero jusrt stared.
"She just appeared out of thin air...."
"Hey that's the blue haired woman....."
"Exactly what's going on...."
Quattre took a deep breath and began to explain. *This is an intermission while they go over the stuff that the readers already know about and don't need to hear again. While this is happening go get yourself some soda or milk to go with a nice personal pan pizza or fresh ceasar salad with ranch dressing. For the moment you can be glad that Mihoshi isn't here. End of intermission*
"That is a pretty amazing story" said Trowa when he finished explaining everything up to the present "especially the part about Celine Dion. Washu reminds me of someone but I can't think of who."
"Celine Dion is beside the point," interupted Heero " We need to kill Wufei before he says anything to the enemy."
"Can't we just rescue him?" asked Quattre.
"No, I haven't had a chance to say I'll kill you yet and I thin I'm suffering from withdrawal. How would Arnold feel if he made a movie without saying "I'll be back?".
"I think that's beside the point........."
"Anyway you could just ask me Washu!" Washu added sliding into the picture "Ryoko was the one who caused this mess in the first place so you can have her go rescue him from prison!"
"Wait a minute Washu don't try to volunteer me!" Ryoko jumped up from where she had been sitting down next to Tenchi.
"You have to Ryoko we don't have anyone else. Besides if we don't get back to our world soon," she stood closer to Ryoko and whispered for dramatic effect "You'll miss the Samurai Cowboys marathon!" *Background music: dum dum DUUUUUMMMMMMM*
"You fight dirty Washu." Ryoko growled, I guess I have no choice but to go." She faced the others "Exactly where is this guy and what does he look like."
*In some prison place*
Wufei wasn't sure what to believe at the moment. He knew that a woman could never beat him but, he had seen it happen. The others had called him insane, and maybe that was the cause. He could have just imagined that happening but that would leave him with another problem. It hadn't exactly been covered in his training but he was fairly sure that insanity was a form of weakness, and weakness could absolutely not be tolerated no matter what. However, if he now realized that he was insane then he was on the path to recovery and that was good because there was no recovery for being beaten by a *female*. Besides now that he thought of it a flying blue haired woman who walked through walls was a bit far fetched it had to be an illusion. Just as he finished his train of thought Ryoko popped through the wall.
"Hello! Oh its you."
Wufei jumped back "Ah its the blue haired woman again!"
"Don't worry I'm here to rescue you and not to beat you up." Ryoko said coming completely into the cell.
"No you can't because you don't exist!"
"Now come on your friends are waiting and so is my TV show." With that Ryoko grabbed his arm and started moving towards the wall again.
"NO I REFUSE!" Wufei yelled and dug his heals in as Ryoko dragged him through the wall and flew off into the sky.
*In an undisclosed monastery somewhere*
The monks work tilling there fields when suddenly a blue streak passed overhead and the word "INJUSTICE" rang out in Chinese.
*Back in the rich guy place in a hanger*
They had just finished putting the Wing and Heavyarms in the underground hanger. They were about to eave when the small cabbit bounced passed then and began to nibble at the leg of the Deathsythe.
"Washu your pet is going to hurt its teeth." Duo said turning away. He turned back rather suddenly at the loud chomping noise and stared aghast at the perfect set of bite marks in the leg of his mech. "AAAAAAHHHHH! GET IT AWAY!" he yelled seeing the damage. He ran over and chased off the poor frightened cabbit.
"Aw she was just hungry." Washu said smiling.
"What do you mean *just* hungry she bit through gundanium! She hurt my mech!"
"Well I can fix that..."
"Like you fixed the Talgeez?!" Duo roared at her "No stay away from my mobile suit!"
"Of that old thing it wasn't nearly as advanced as this so even I couldn't fix all the design flaws right away. This mech is all right except that....."
"NO STAY AWAY DON'T TOUCH IT!"
The other pilots had gone ahead when they heard shouting begin them. They came back to the hanger to find Duo hugging the leg of the Deathsythe and trying to fend off Washu with a knife.
*And now for something completely different*
Ryoko brought Wufei into the rich guy house and left him in the room with Tenchi to go look for Washu. She came down to where she heard some shouting and found the three other pilots trying to talk down Duo who was firing on Washu's shield. In the end she had to help get Washu to leave before Duo would calm down after the threat to his mobile suit.
As Washu walked down the hallway towards the room that had been designated as hers she ran into Wufei as he was leaving to go sulk somewhere. He stopped to glare at her.
"Another one." he said looking at the familiar spikes in her hair.
"Another what?" Washu asked.
"Another freaky woman." he snapped back.
"I suppose you've met Ryoko then haven't you? Well she is a little hard to handle, did she beat you or something?"
"NO! I can't be beaten by a female! I don't fight weak women."
"Well she isn't exactly weak now is she? Of course if she is by your standards then be glad that you don't have to take me on because I am the greatest scientific genius in the universe!"
"I don't have to fight some little girl!" although her attitude did seem inexplicably familiar for some odd reason.
"I can understand why you would be too scared to face me, seeing as how great I am, so I won't hold that against you. Why don't you just...."
"Scared?" Wufei exclaimed furious "Why would I be afraid of you?"
"Because my daughter kicked your ass and rescued you and I'm much tougher than her!"
"Your daughter? You don't look more than twelve years old."
"Twelve? You can't say anything unless you can win, and the odds of that are a million to zero!"
"You think so?" he shouted grabbing his saber "Choose a weapon, I'm not afraid of anything!"
"You have a saber huh?" Washu said amusedly "Well I myself choose a bazooka." she said as she pulled one from out of hammer space "Good luck to you."
"You can't do that INJUSTICE!!!!!"
"Hey you're the one who said I could choose any weapon I wanted!" She said indignantly not understanding why he was making such a fuss over it.
"I didn't say any weapon I said a weapon! It should be obvious that those aren't allowed and where were you keeping that thing anyway?"
"That's none of your business." Washu said indignantly "Now are you going to fight or are you going to admit that I outsmarted you?"
"Hmph" said Wufei going back the way he came.
*In the room Tenchi is in that Wufei left and then returned to*
Tenchi looked uneasily at the unstable looking pilot with startlingly similar hair. He had been sitting there for almost half and hour looking oddly like a cat with its ears back. Suddenly he jumped up and yelped "I WAS BEATEN BY A FEMALE!" He whipped his head around at glared at Tenchi insanely "DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THAT MEANS? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THAT MEANS! WOMEN AREN'T WEAK BECAUSE I WAS BEATEN BY TWO OF THEM, SO I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE! THE INJUSTICE OF IT ALL! MY LIFE IS A LIE, AND I RUINED MY MARRIAGE BY BEING A SEXIST MORON AND I HAVE NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT! I'M NOT WORTHY!" Tenchi could only sweatdrop and stare at him.
Well that's it for this chapter I hope the people who reviewed the first one or plan to review enjoyed it. I don't know about Atolm but do you realize that I check my e-mail everyday like a drooling maniac just waiting for a review? (ATOLM): "It's true she does". Does my work not deserve the ten seconds it would take to give my life meaning?!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Anyway sanely your Psycofoxx I hope to be able to write the conclusion soon so please review!