Author's note: Ok, I know it's been SO long since I did another chapter but I finally got myself to continue. This chapter is kinda lame. But please enjoy! ^_^
A dark, creepy shadow was sneaking across the woods. Eiko sensed that there was something near. But...
Eiko: Oh! It must be just me...
*a mysterious shadow comes out of the bush and stands on a cliff. Far beyond Eiko's sight.*
Mysterious voice: He-e-l-l-o-o little girl... (it dragged the word)
Eiko: WHAT?!WHO?!WHEN?!HOW?! *looked at every direction at each word* Who said that?!!!
Mysterious voice: Oh...well that's not important...Where are you going??
Eiko: None of your business! Scram! *Eiko gets to her fighting pose*
Mysterious voice: No don't worry... I'm just passing by. Seeing a tasty... AHEM! *Punches itself on it's cheek* I mean...Seeing a helpless little girl walk alone, without a chaperone.
Eiko: Oh! I ain't alone! I got Mog with me here! *Let's Mog out*
Mysterious voice: OH! A COMBO! *Punches the other side of it's cheek* I mean well. Protection won't do. That moogle can't fight.
Eiko: *sigh* oh, ok. I'm going to my Grandma's house to give these cookies my mom baked. *showed the cookies*
Mysterious voice: THIS IS A BONUS MEAL! *punches the face*
Eiko: Hmmm...?
Mysterious voice: Oh yes... I need to remind you...You see... You forgot something. What will your Grandma say if she didn't get a gift? She would be terribly upset.
Eiko could only see a small (because of the distance) four-legged, black object standing there. She bearly heard it.
Eiko: Huh? A what? You are insane! I forgot my sniff??? You mean my nose!??? IT's not big! It's small!
Mysterious voice: NOT SNIFF OR NOSE OR ANY OF THAT STUFF YOU JUST SAID!!!
Eiko heard that sentence loud and clear. She heard the words come out of this unknown thing's mouth.
Mysterious voice: I said a gift. A small, yet nice gift. Oh! Yes...
Eiko: Oh no! How can I forget! It's SO important!
Mysterious voice: Y-e-s...Hmmm...Well that's just wrong. Oh! See that squirrel over there! I think she needs something to be with her time to time while you're not here! Why not get it for her??
Eiko: That's perfect! *Runs to get the squirrel*
Mysterious voice: *Runs off back into the bush* Oh! That was so easy. *Runs out to the clearing that reveals it as...*
Freya: Now which way is to that girl's Grandma's house...?
She runs all around in the woods. Searching...
Meanwhile all the searching Freya's doing, Eiko tries to catch that squirrel Freya pointed out. Climbing trees, and pouncing down from the trees. She didn't give up. Eiko did this for an hour and finally caught it.Freya, found it in 50 minutes, leaving couple minutes to spare before Eiko joins Freya's stomach.
Knock Knock!
Steiner: Come in little princess! I know you're coming! Don't try to surprize me! The doors are open.
Freya: Oh but Grandma! I have another surprize! I wore a costume of a ferocious wolf! Mom bought it for me!
Steiner: Oh! Really?! Lemme have a look? Why would my delicate daughter buy something like that for you??
Freya comes in and pretends to show herself.
Steiner: Does stilks (thinks that make you look taller) come with it?
Freya: huh?
Steiner: Cuz you look awfully tall. Taller than before.
Freya: N-ooo...
Steiner: You sure? *Looks at Freya puzzled*
Freya: N-oo... But I know one thing...
Steiner: What?
Freya: I'm gonna eat you up!
Steiner: You aren't Eiko!!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Freya manages to get her in her mouth WITHOUT tearing him apart ok people? Freya finds the closet and dresses up. She went to the bed and waited, and waited, and waited.
Freya: WHEN WILL SHE BE HERE??!!
Suddenly...
Eiko: Grandma? Was that your voice? It's awfully screechy...
Freya: *Tries to sound normal like a old lady and...* Oh?! Well that's just an...owl! Yes! I taught it how to talk. It flies away a lot though...hehe
Eiko: *Comes in* Well...how'd you teach it then?? No matter! Look! I got this cute squirrel in this bag! Hope ya like it! Oh! And these cookies mom told me to give you.
Freya: They are wonderful! Put them there.
Eiko: *Comes closer to see* Wow...What dirty teeth you have! Have you been brushing??
Freya: *stumped and thinks: Oh what do ya expect?! I tear meat if they are big! I eat with them! And I don't have toothbrushes in the wild!* Oh! My toothbrush broke so...
Eiko: Oh! I'll get you a new one later! Hmm...what long ears you have!
Freya: Uh... I have been wearing my big earings...I guess I didn't notice them...
Eiko: Oh! You pierced your ears? What big hands you have! AND your nails! They're long!!
Freya: Uh...I didn't cut them in a long time! I...lost the nail clipper! And about my hands, I... dusted and all that! I exercise them! So...They grew!
Eiko: Oh!
Freya turned towards Eiko and then here tail flies up
Eiko: Hey! I d.id...n't...know...you had...a...tail...
Freya: *turns her head and see her tail waving around in the air* man, this tail never stops wagging beyond my control! No matter, now it's the Bonus Meal I told you about!
Eiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Ok...that was kinda lame, as I said but hey! I hope you enjoyed it! And oh! For all you Freya fans reading this, I am one too! I don't mean to make up all these to insult her k? I like her too! Also, in the beginning, if you don't get why she mistaken gift as sniff, then I'll tell you...It's rhyming! Please R+R! I need some insperation for the next chapter and the next fanfic later! PLEASE! ^_-
A dark, creepy shadow was sneaking across the woods. Eiko sensed that there was something near. But...
Eiko: Oh! It must be just me...
*a mysterious shadow comes out of the bush and stands on a cliff. Far beyond Eiko's sight.*
Mysterious voice: He-e-l-l-o-o little girl... (it dragged the word)
Eiko: WHAT?!WHO?!WHEN?!HOW?! *looked at every direction at each word* Who said that?!!!
Mysterious voice: Oh...well that's not important...Where are you going??
Eiko: None of your business! Scram! *Eiko gets to her fighting pose*
Mysterious voice: No don't worry... I'm just passing by. Seeing a tasty... AHEM! *Punches itself on it's cheek* I mean...Seeing a helpless little girl walk alone, without a chaperone.
Eiko: Oh! I ain't alone! I got Mog with me here! *Let's Mog out*
Mysterious voice: OH! A COMBO! *Punches the other side of it's cheek* I mean well. Protection won't do. That moogle can't fight.
Eiko: *sigh* oh, ok. I'm going to my Grandma's house to give these cookies my mom baked. *showed the cookies*
Mysterious voice: THIS IS A BONUS MEAL! *punches the face*
Eiko: Hmmm...?
Mysterious voice: Oh yes... I need to remind you...You see... You forgot something. What will your Grandma say if she didn't get a gift? She would be terribly upset.
Eiko could only see a small (because of the distance) four-legged, black object standing there. She bearly heard it.
Eiko: Huh? A what? You are insane! I forgot my sniff??? You mean my nose!??? IT's not big! It's small!
Mysterious voice: NOT SNIFF OR NOSE OR ANY OF THAT STUFF YOU JUST SAID!!!
Eiko heard that sentence loud and clear. She heard the words come out of this unknown thing's mouth.
Mysterious voice: I said a gift. A small, yet nice gift. Oh! Yes...
Eiko: Oh no! How can I forget! It's SO important!
Mysterious voice: Y-e-s...Hmmm...Well that's just wrong. Oh! See that squirrel over there! I think she needs something to be with her time to time while you're not here! Why not get it for her??
Eiko: That's perfect! *Runs to get the squirrel*
Mysterious voice: *Runs off back into the bush* Oh! That was so easy. *Runs out to the clearing that reveals it as...*
Freya: Now which way is to that girl's Grandma's house...?
She runs all around in the woods. Searching...
Meanwhile all the searching Freya's doing, Eiko tries to catch that squirrel Freya pointed out. Climbing trees, and pouncing down from the trees. She didn't give up. Eiko did this for an hour and finally caught it.Freya, found it in 50 minutes, leaving couple minutes to spare before Eiko joins Freya's stomach.
Knock Knock!
Steiner: Come in little princess! I know you're coming! Don't try to surprize me! The doors are open.
Freya: Oh but Grandma! I have another surprize! I wore a costume of a ferocious wolf! Mom bought it for me!
Steiner: Oh! Really?! Lemme have a look? Why would my delicate daughter buy something like that for you??
Freya comes in and pretends to show herself.
Steiner: Does stilks (thinks that make you look taller) come with it?
Freya: huh?
Steiner: Cuz you look awfully tall. Taller than before.
Freya: N-ooo...
Steiner: You sure? *Looks at Freya puzzled*
Freya: N-oo... But I know one thing...
Steiner: What?
Freya: I'm gonna eat you up!
Steiner: You aren't Eiko!!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Freya manages to get her in her mouth WITHOUT tearing him apart ok people? Freya finds the closet and dresses up. She went to the bed and waited, and waited, and waited.
Freya: WHEN WILL SHE BE HERE??!!
Suddenly...
Eiko: Grandma? Was that your voice? It's awfully screechy...
Freya: *Tries to sound normal like a old lady and...* Oh?! Well that's just an...owl! Yes! I taught it how to talk. It flies away a lot though...hehe
Eiko: *Comes in* Well...how'd you teach it then?? No matter! Look! I got this cute squirrel in this bag! Hope ya like it! Oh! And these cookies mom told me to give you.
Freya: They are wonderful! Put them there.
Eiko: *Comes closer to see* Wow...What dirty teeth you have! Have you been brushing??
Freya: *stumped and thinks: Oh what do ya expect?! I tear meat if they are big! I eat with them! And I don't have toothbrushes in the wild!* Oh! My toothbrush broke so...
Eiko: Oh! I'll get you a new one later! Hmm...what long ears you have!
Freya: Uh... I have been wearing my big earings...I guess I didn't notice them...
Eiko: Oh! You pierced your ears? What big hands you have! AND your nails! They're long!!
Freya: Uh...I didn't cut them in a long time! I...lost the nail clipper! And about my hands, I... dusted and all that! I exercise them! So...They grew!
Eiko: Oh!
Freya turned towards Eiko and then here tail flies up
Eiko: Hey! I d.id...n't...know...you had...a...tail...
Freya: *turns her head and see her tail waving around in the air* man, this tail never stops wagging beyond my control! No matter, now it's the Bonus Meal I told you about!
Eiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Ok...that was kinda lame, as I said but hey! I hope you enjoyed it! And oh! For all you Freya fans reading this, I am one too! I don't mean to make up all these to insult her k? I like her too! Also, in the beginning, if you don't get why she mistaken gift as sniff, then I'll tell you...It's rhyming! Please R+R! I need some insperation for the next chapter and the next fanfic later! PLEASE! ^_-