DISCLAIMER: I don't own Pokemon.
It was just another day in the Pokemon land. Pikachu slept on Ash's head like some kind of freak, Misty complained that Ash was getting them lost, Brock was imagining an Officer Jenny picking them up and taking them to civilization where they could go to a Pokemon Center and meet a Nurse Joy, and Ash was hungry. Yep, business as usual.
"Are we there yet?" Ash was groaning, holding his stomach.
"Shut up, Ash." Misty glared at Ash, tired of hearing him say that every two minutes.
"Well, if we're so far from a town, why don't you take this opportunity to convince another Pokemon to follow you out of pity?" Brock was trying to change the subject. He didn't want to watch as Misty and Ash went into another argument…
"That's a great idea! I'll catch a Pokemon right away!" Ash all of a sudden had a change of attitude and started climbing a tree to look for a Pokemon. The motion caused Pikachu to fall off of Ash's head. Pikachu woke up and looked up at Ash in the tree.
"Pika Pika!" Pikachu looked angry. Ash dropped it, and he wanted revenge. He shocked Ash, and Ash fell out of the tree. When he landed on the ground, he saw another Pikachu looking at him.
"Whoa! What's that!?" Ash got out his Pokedex and pointed it at the other Pikachu.
"Pikachu. An electric rat Pokemon which you should at least know the name of, you moron. You've had one since the first episode of this friggin show."
"Whoa! I guess that means I gotta catch it! Go Totodile!"
"What a moron…He's trying to capture a Pokemon he already has, and he's using a water-element on an electric-element…" Misty sighed. Brock groaned.
"Totodile, use your Flamethrower!" Ash pointed and yelled.
"Toto?" Totodile looked confused.
"Ash, you moron, Totodile's a water type!" Misty yelled.
"What's a moron?"
Everyone fell over.
THE END
A/N: That was my short but sweet fic. I just wanted to prove to
you: ASH IS A MORON. Now I'm shutting up.