Freak Flying Cow

Freak Flying Cow

By Kaori

Mary Daniels walked out of her hut totally refreshed. It had been a great night in her little Norse village, the creature had supplied them with food once again and it had rained on the crops. She thanked the great deity that protected her land and quickly made her way towards the village store. She never got there…

Nobody knew how it had happened or where it had come from, but it was there plain as day, lying on top of poor Mary. Her neighbors thought that it was an act of god, but the creature assured them that his master had nothing to do with it.

They buried Mary in the cemetery outside the village. On the headstone was written:

Mary Jane Daniels

Died: April 1st, 1473

Cause of Death: Freak Flying Cow.

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            | |            | |     \             Moo.

A/N Yeah, yeah, I know. What is it with me and cows? I'll let you in on a little secret….. I HATE cows.