The Weakest Link - Anime Style
Round Two
Author's Note: Okay, time for the standard list of things I don't own. I don't own Gundam Wing, Fushigi Yuugi, Sailor Moon, Tenchi Muyo or The Weakest Link. For those of you unfamiliar with Fushigi Yuugi, Ashitare is a werewolf/wolf...at least I think he is. I've only gotten to the 8th anime tape and vol. 4 manga - give me a break, okay?
~*~The Players~*~
Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing
Quatre Raberba-Winner, Gundam Wing
Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing
Ashitare, Fushigi Yuugi
Serena Tsukino, Sailor Moon
Washyuu, Tenchi Muyo
Trowa Barton, Gundam Wing
~*~The Hostess~*~
Anne Robinson
Narrator: The story thus far - Wufei has been voted The Weakest Link for Round One. Everyone else is in one piece...except Serena, who is missing a chunk of hair, and Washyuu had a slight case of mutiple personality disorder and was never in one piece to begin with.
Mini Washyuu A: That's not true!
Mini Washyuu B: Washyuu is as sane as sane can be!
Narrator: Right. Moving on....seven out of eight contestants are left.
Anne: Time for Round Two of...The Weakest Link! You have a grand total of $450 out of a possible $50,000 from the last round. Heero, why are you called "The Perfect Soldier?" You're about as intelligent as a car jack on a submarine!
Heero: raises gun Omae o korosu.
Anne: What?
Wufei: yells from backstage It means "I will kill you," you stupid Woman!
Anne: huffily Well, that was uncalled for! Let's play!
We'll start with $1,000 and see where you can take it from there.
Heero, where was the first Krispy Kreme built?
Heero: L1 colony.
Anne: Wrong. Paducha, Kentucky.
Quatre-
Quatre: looks nervously at Heero Um...bank!
Anne: Who was the American President at the end of the Vietnam war?
Quatre: Um.....Trieze?
Anne: Wrong. Richard Nixon. Duo -
Duo: Hey, babe!
Anne: sighs How many vowels are in the Hebrew alphabet?
Duo: 35, 20, 27!
Serena: Hey! Those are my measurements!
Duo: grinning deviously Are they now........
Mamoru: Hey! How the hell did you find out my woman's measurements?! grabs Duo's collar
Duo: Eh heh heh heh......can't we all just get along?
Hilde: Why are you going around doing other woman's measurements?! drags Duo by his braid
Duo: Hey! Watch the haiiiiiiiiir!
Serena: mumbles He said he was the "costume director........."
Washyuu: Idiot.
Anne: Back to the question at hand.... the answer is zero.
Ashitare -
Ashitare: Ruff!
Anne: What French Monarch was known as "The Sun King?"
Washyuu dangles shiny object while Ashitare follows it with his eyes.
Anne: The answer is Louis the -
Ashitare: jumps up at Washyuu's arm
Washyuu: Get it off me! Get it off me!
Anne: Louis the 14th.
Trowa -
Trowa: BANK!
Anne: blinks He spoke! He actually spoke!
Anyways, where are the cigarettes?
Trowa:.......................................
Serena: Um, there's no smoking in-
Anne: THERE IS NOW!
Serena: Eep!
Anne: Serena, in Greek mythology, who is the goddess of the moon?
Serena: Artemis!
Anne: Correct. Washyuu -
Washyuu: OH. GOD, THE PAIN! THE PAIN!
Mini Washyuu A: It hurts!
Mini Washyuu B: It hurts!
BUZZ!
Anne: That sound means we're out of time. mumbles Thank God.......
Time to vote for The Weakest Link!
Narrator: Since Serena is the only one to have gotten her question right, she is statistically the strongest link. Since Duo left in the middle of the round, he is the weakest link.
Heero: gives everyone the patented Death GlareTM
Quatre: He-I mean...ah...Duo?
Ashitare: tugs on Washyuu's arm
Serena: Duo! That guy's a pervert!
Washyuu: I've lost too much blood! Someone get me an IV!
Mini Washyuu A: Blood!
Mini Washyuu B: Blood!
Trowa: ............................
Anne: Well, it looks like Duo's been voted The Weakest Link. Goodbye!
Narrator: Um...Anne...he's not here....
from backstage
Duo: Come on, babe! It was just a joke!
Hilde: Jerk!
Mamoru: raises steel-tipped rose......
Duo: Eeep!!
Anne: mutteing Time for my smoke break. Stay tuned for Round Three of...The Weakest Link!
Lady A: That's it for Round Two. Who will survive in Round Three? Don't touch that dial, kiddies!