by Lady Aishiteru
Round Three Author's Note: Okay, time for the standard list of things I don't own. I don't own Gundam Wing, Fushigi Yuugi, Sailor Moon, Tenchi Muyo or The Weakest Link. For those of you unfamiliar with Fushigi Yuugi, Ashitare is a werewolf/wolf...at least I think he is. I've only gotten to the 8th anime tape and vol. 4 manga - give me a break, okay?
~*~The Players~*~
Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing
Quatre Raberba-Winner, Gundam Wing
Ashitare, Fushigi Yuugi
Serena Tsukino, Sailor Moon>
Washyuu, Tenchi Muyo
Trowa Barton, Gundam Wing
~*~The Hostess~*~
Anne Robinson
Anne: cough Heer-
looks nervously at Heero, who has that "mission accepted" look in his eye.
O?
pulls out self-detonator switch (AN: I think we all knew THAT was coming!)
Eh heh heh.......nevermind. Time for Round Three of.....The Weakest Link! You have banked a pathetic-
Heero puts thumb on detonator switch
Anne: I mean....lucrative......$1,000- looks at Heero I mean, $20,000!
Now, Heero, if Bart Simpson of the hit American cartoon The Simpsons had aged normally, how old would he be?
Heero: 22.
Anne: Correct. Quatre-
Quatre: BANK!
Anne: What does "DNA" stand for?
Quatre: Don't kNow, Anne?
Anne: Wrong. Deoxyribonucleic acid.
Serena -
Serena: DEPOSIT!
Anne: That's "bank." What civil war general went on to be an American President?
Serena: Endymion?
Anne: Wrong. Ulysses S. Grant.
Washyuu -
Washyuu: OW! IT HURTS!
someone throws a steak into the contestant area, and Ashitare lets go
YESSS!
Ryoko: NOBODY gets to mess with Washyuu but ME!
Anne: smacks forehead Washyuu, what is pi?
Washyuu: 3.14285714285714285714285714285714-
Anne: Um....correct. Ashitare -
finishes steak and circles around Anne
Anne: Who played the female lead in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes?
Ashitare: raises leg
Anne: Nooooo! That mongrel peed on my leg!
Washyuu: Ha ha!
Anne: Trowa, what spreadable condiment is often found in bombs?
Quatre: Peanut butter!
Anne: Although that is correct, it's not your turn.
Quatre: sulks
Anne: Heero, what does the French phrase "omlet du fromage" mean in standard English?
Heero: My pants are too tight.
Anne: Wrong. "Cheese omlette." Quatre -
*BUZZ!*
Anne: Oh, that means we're out of time. snaps fingers Darn! Let's select The Weakest Link!
Heero: I'm serious. They're tight!
Quatre: Heero! THERE! I said it! Besides, that was waaaay too much information!
Ashitare: AwoooooOOOOOOOOOO!
Serena: Heero.
Washyuu: Ashitare.
Trowa: .................
Anne: Well, Heero, looks like you're The Weakest Link. Good-
Heero: Mission - COMPLETED!
Heero presses self-detonation switch
KA-BOOM!
Later.....
Anne: wearily Well, that's all we have time for tonight. Tune in next week where I'll be locked up in a padded cell. Goodnight, everyone.
Quatre: Waitaminit! We never found out who The Weakest Link is!
Trowa: YOU are! Now be quiet! My head hurts like hell!
Washyuu: Owie!
Mini Washyuu A: It hurts!
Mini Washyuu B: The pain!
Heero: MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I SHALL RULE THE WORLD! Wing Zero flies by with all the money in it
Relena: HEERO! she runs after Wing Zero
Ashitare: sees the sunlight and turns into a human(AN: He IS a werewolf, ne?) Where am I? Who are you? Why am I wearing a flea collar?
Anne: God, I need a vacation....
THE END (thank God!) Lady A: I thought about adding more rounds....nah. Later!
cue dramatic music