Jubes headed for the park with the roll to feed to the birds. She figured if she was gonna look crazy talking to a pocket, that she might as well do it feeding the birds. *Crazy people feed birds in the movies all the time.* Then as she pulled up her shorts she started thinking about her options. *I must be losin' weight if these shorts are getting this baggy.*
"I could head to an amusement park. Nah, I might lose him on a roller coaster. Or he could spew in my pocket. Ick. Well I do have his credit card.... And there is always a mall somewhere." She smiled. Then the cell phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Jubilation?"
"Yeah, Ororo is that you?"
"Yes Jubilation. Do you have Logan?"
"Yep. He 's right here in my pocket snorin' away. Don't worry I'll take care of him. Is that all you wanted to know?" *Do my sleeves look longer than the last time I wore this shirt? Nah, I musta just had 'em rolled up.*
"No. Jubilation we think you should come back to the mansion with him. It might be dangerous for him in his current condition."
"Oh he's fine with me. I just got him drunk and let him sleep it off. He's not even a bother unless I get on a quiet elevator and then I have to pretend like I have asthma to cover up the sound of his snoring, but it all works out okay. Just like it always does with me and Wolvie."
"I am sorry Jubilation. Did you say that Logan was inebriated?"
"Yeah. He dove head first into a glass of beer and I had to fish him out but he's okay now. He had a blast. I never thought I would see him drunk. Neither did he. I'm sure he never thought that would happen but it did and--"
"Jubilation please slow down and tell me where you are. Kurt will come get you immediately. We need you both to come back to the mansion."
She told Ororo that she was in the park then turned to look for a park bench to sit on. As she took a step, she left her shoe behind. She bent down to grab her shoe and refasten the buckle when she discovered that it wasn't loose. Then Logan started to slip out of her pocket. SHe caught him just as he emerged from the edge of her pocket and quickly slid him back in.
*Yeah, maybe I just need to sit down. Is it just me or is Logan getting bigger again? His little doll suit looks tighter than it did before. Maybe I should try to wake him up.*
"Hey Wolvester, wake up!"
BAMF! "Jubilee can you hear me?" came a voice from the bushes.
"Hey Kurt I'm over here, on the bench."
"Hello. Are you ready?"
"Well yeah I guess so, but isn't Bamfing maybe a bad plan for Wolvie? I mean he seems to be getting bigger and all, but he did manage to get drunk. Maybe 'porting isn't gonna be so good for him."
"Ahh you are right. I thought Hank said he was three inches tall. He certainly looks bigger than that."
"Yeah I think he's reverting to normal Kurt. Even so Let's call home and tell 'em to send a car, or Worthington or somebody."
"Good idea."
Jubes pulled out the cell phone. "Hi, Jean? Yeah. We were thinkin' it'd be better if you sent a car or Warren maybe. Wolvie probably shouldn't 'port. Even tho he is growing. Yep growing. Okay, well hang on. Kurt she wants to talk to you."
"Yeah. Oh mein gott! Yeah. I will stay with her while you drive out. Goodbye."
"Jubilee, I have something important to tell you. Hank has discovered something else about the machine. Whatever he uses it on absorbs radiation and then gives it off in adverse affect--"
"Please Kurt, in English."
"That was English."
"No I mean in plain words."
"Oh. Well."
"Come on tell me. He's not going to die is he? Hank'll find a way to fix him. I know he will."
"That's not it. Wolverine will make himself better. His healing factor will fight off the radiation, but you've been exposed too. Hank will have to find a way to fix you."
"What?"
"It looks like it already started. Just being so close to Wolverine has exposed you to the radiation. You're shrinking too!"
"I could head to an amusement park. Nah, I might lose him on a roller coaster. Or he could spew in my pocket. Ick. Well I do have his credit card.... And there is always a mall somewhere." She smiled. Then the cell phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Jubilation?"
"Yeah, Ororo is that you?"
"Yes Jubilation. Do you have Logan?"
"Yep. He 's right here in my pocket snorin' away. Don't worry I'll take care of him. Is that all you wanted to know?" *Do my sleeves look longer than the last time I wore this shirt? Nah, I musta just had 'em rolled up.*
"No. Jubilation we think you should come back to the mansion with him. It might be dangerous for him in his current condition."
"Oh he's fine with me. I just got him drunk and let him sleep it off. He's not even a bother unless I get on a quiet elevator and then I have to pretend like I have asthma to cover up the sound of his snoring, but it all works out okay. Just like it always does with me and Wolvie."
"I am sorry Jubilation. Did you say that Logan was inebriated?"
"Yeah. He dove head first into a glass of beer and I had to fish him out but he's okay now. He had a blast. I never thought I would see him drunk. Neither did he. I'm sure he never thought that would happen but it did and--"
"Jubilation please slow down and tell me where you are. Kurt will come get you immediately. We need you both to come back to the mansion."
She told Ororo that she was in the park then turned to look for a park bench to sit on. As she took a step, she left her shoe behind. She bent down to grab her shoe and refasten the buckle when she discovered that it wasn't loose. Then Logan started to slip out of her pocket. SHe caught him just as he emerged from the edge of her pocket and quickly slid him back in.
*Yeah, maybe I just need to sit down. Is it just me or is Logan getting bigger again? His little doll suit looks tighter than it did before. Maybe I should try to wake him up.*
"Hey Wolvester, wake up!"
BAMF! "Jubilee can you hear me?" came a voice from the bushes.
"Hey Kurt I'm over here, on the bench."
"Hello. Are you ready?"
"Well yeah I guess so, but isn't Bamfing maybe a bad plan for Wolvie? I mean he seems to be getting bigger and all, but he did manage to get drunk. Maybe 'porting isn't gonna be so good for him."
"Ahh you are right. I thought Hank said he was three inches tall. He certainly looks bigger than that."
"Yeah I think he's reverting to normal Kurt. Even so Let's call home and tell 'em to send a car, or Worthington or somebody."
"Good idea."
Jubes pulled out the cell phone. "Hi, Jean? Yeah. We were thinkin' it'd be better if you sent a car or Warren maybe. Wolvie probably shouldn't 'port. Even tho he is growing. Yep growing. Okay, well hang on. Kurt she wants to talk to you."
"Yeah. Oh mein gott! Yeah. I will stay with her while you drive out. Goodbye."
"Jubilee, I have something important to tell you. Hank has discovered something else about the machine. Whatever he uses it on absorbs radiation and then gives it off in adverse affect--"
"Please Kurt, in English."
"That was English."
"No I mean in plain words."
"Oh. Well."
"Come on tell me. He's not going to die is he? Hank'll find a way to fix him. I know he will."
"That's not it. Wolverine will make himself better. His healing factor will fight off the radiation, but you've been exposed too. Hank will have to find a way to fix you."
"What?"
"It looks like it already started. Just being so close to Wolverine has exposed you to the radiation. You're shrinking too!"