Viper sat next to Logan real close, a little too close even, and placed her hand on his thigh. "Did you miss me, hubby?" She batted her eyes at him.
From inside Logan's pocket, Jubilee muttered a curse word that only he could hear. He had to suppress a giggle.
"As a matter of fact, Darlin', I missed ya a lot!" Logan reached over with one massive arm and took her shoulders in it. He pulled her close, near the pocket Jubilee was in, but careful not to crush her against his little girl. His VERY little girl.
Jubilee's tiny eyes bugged out - what was he doing hugging Viper? Yech!
Logan rubbed her arm with his hand and tried to look as seductive as possible. "I've been thinking about you lately, Viper. I've had a change of heart when it comes to you. Do ya think you can swing by the mansion tonight and we could go on a date?"
He was too much for her to resist. "Su.. sure, I g-guess... so.."
"Great," he smiled, kissing her quickly. Logan got up and left the bewildered woman alone.
When they were a safe distance away, Jubilee climbed to the top of his pocket and gasped. "What the heck was that all about, Wolvie?! I thought I was gonna puke!!"
"I was exposin' myself to her." He sounded very pleased.
"WOLVERINE! You didn't! Not with - gag me - VIPER?!? Yech!"
"Think about it, Jubes... I exposed her to me... and to IT."
He smiled a very happy smile and chuckled to himself.
Jubilee looked up at him and laughed. "Oh man, Wolvie! This is gonna be great!"
"Keep the Viper plan to yourself alright, kiddo. The less everyone knows the better." Wolvie said as he tightened his belt a couple more notches.
"How long do you think it'll take to work?" Jubes asked.
"Not sure."
"Do you think you have enuf radiation to work on her? I mean if your body keeps healing it out, then how can you pass it on to her?"
"You're right, darlin'. That means you're comin' along too."
"Coolness! Wait a minute! Why are we doing this again?"
"If she's in town snugglin' up to me it means she's up to no good. An' she probably wants me to help her. I can't kill her, but if I can remove her from the picture some other way, maybe I can stop her."
"Ya know Wolvie, she might be snugglin' just to snuggle. You're not the world's most unattractive guy. And everybody else who hangs out with her ends up dead, except you. Maybe she's thinkin' you're the cream of the crop."
"Considerin' how she spoke to me at Christmas when she delivered Kitty Pryde's claw back to me, the thought had crossed my mind."
"Wha-- How was she talking to you, Wolvie?"
"Well she is my wife, kiddo. She..never you mind."
"Hey if I'm goin' with you I'm gonna find out!"
"Not if I can help it."
From inside Logan's pocket, Jubilee muttered a curse word that only he could hear. He had to suppress a giggle.
"As a matter of fact, Darlin', I missed ya a lot!" Logan reached over with one massive arm and took her shoulders in it. He pulled her close, near the pocket Jubilee was in, but careful not to crush her against his little girl. His VERY little girl.
Jubilee's tiny eyes bugged out - what was he doing hugging Viper? Yech!
Logan rubbed her arm with his hand and tried to look as seductive as possible. "I've been thinking about you lately, Viper. I've had a change of heart when it comes to you. Do ya think you can swing by the mansion tonight and we could go on a date?"
He was too much for her to resist. "Su.. sure, I g-guess... so.."
"Great," he smiled, kissing her quickly. Logan got up and left the bewildered woman alone.
When they were a safe distance away, Jubilee climbed to the top of his pocket and gasped. "What the heck was that all about, Wolvie?! I thought I was gonna puke!!"
"I was exposin' myself to her." He sounded very pleased.
"WOLVERINE! You didn't! Not with - gag me - VIPER?!? Yech!"
"Think about it, Jubes... I exposed her to me... and to IT."
He smiled a very happy smile and chuckled to himself.
Jubilee looked up at him and laughed. "Oh man, Wolvie! This is gonna be great!"
"Keep the Viper plan to yourself alright, kiddo. The less everyone knows the better." Wolvie said as he tightened his belt a couple more notches.
"How long do you think it'll take to work?" Jubes asked.
"Not sure."
"Do you think you have enuf radiation to work on her? I mean if your body keeps healing it out, then how can you pass it on to her?"
"You're right, darlin'. That means you're comin' along too."
"Coolness! Wait a minute! Why are we doing this again?"
"If she's in town snugglin' up to me it means she's up to no good. An' she probably wants me to help her. I can't kill her, but if I can remove her from the picture some other way, maybe I can stop her."
"Ya know Wolvie, she might be snugglin' just to snuggle. You're not the world's most unattractive guy. And everybody else who hangs out with her ends up dead, except you. Maybe she's thinkin' you're the cream of the crop."
"Considerin' how she spoke to me at Christmas when she delivered Kitty Pryde's claw back to me, the thought had crossed my mind."
"Wha-- How was she talking to you, Wolvie?"
"Well she is my wife, kiddo. She..never you mind."
"Hey if I'm goin' with you I'm gonna find out!"
"Not if I can help it."