Author: Hilde Girl
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, cause if I did, we'd all be in trouble!
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This is next story after Why Heero Makes His Own Bed and The Meeting
It has several short chapters, and I'll be posting the first 7 to see what you think of it so far. The first
couple aren't that funny, but keep reading and I hope you'll be rewarded!
I hope it is funnier than the first two, not that they weren't funny. It's been a long time since I wrote
last, but now that I'm out of school for the summer, I'm free to write. Read on!
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Chapter One
Things Get Fruity
Sighing, the host of Earth Sphere's Most Unbelievable looked over the list of guests on that
days show. Today, he had to deal with a one eyed donkey, dancing monkeys, a very fat man on a
very small unicycle, and alien abductees. He massaged his temples, preparing for the hard work.
How could anyone believe this stuff? The monkeys were guys in suits, the jackass had a grey patch
over one eye, and he supposed the fat guy was just talented. The abductee was just crazy. Dum
dum da da dum! The theme music was starting, so the host ran out to introduce the guests.
Minutes passed, and the audience was enjoying the monkeys juggling fruit while the fat guy cycled
around them. The abductee had been booed off the show after the audience saw he was just a
crazy old man. Suddenly, the lights went out. The audience was starting to get nervous. Then, the
crazy abductee ran out onto the stage, upsetting everone. One monkey lost his fruit,and it crashed
into the old man. Angered at being covered in apples and bananas, he started going crazy. He
snatched the host right off his feet, and yelled at everyone. No one could understand what he was
saying. He ran backstage with the hapless host, knocking people out of the way. Police sirens went
off, and pretty soon the cops were after him. Unfortunately, all they found backstage was a dead
host, and a small note, with a green handprint. The note read,
I'll teach you all to believe me. I was abducted,
but now I'm back, and I'm not the same.
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, cause if I did, we'd all be in trouble!
*******************************************************************************************************************
This is next story after Why Heero Makes His Own Bed and The Meeting
It has several short chapters, and I'll be posting the first 7 to see what you think of it so far. The first
couple aren't that funny, but keep reading and I hope you'll be rewarded!
I hope it is funnier than the first two, not that they weren't funny. It's been a long time since I wrote
last, but now that I'm out of school for the summer, I'm free to write. Read on!
*******************************************************************************************************************
Chapter One
Things Get Fruity
Sighing, the host of Earth Sphere's Most Unbelievable looked over the list of guests on that
days show. Today, he had to deal with a one eyed donkey, dancing monkeys, a very fat man on a
very small unicycle, and alien abductees. He massaged his temples, preparing for the hard work.
How could anyone believe this stuff? The monkeys were guys in suits, the jackass had a grey patch
over one eye, and he supposed the fat guy was just talented. The abductee was just crazy. Dum
dum da da dum! The theme music was starting, so the host ran out to introduce the guests.
Minutes passed, and the audience was enjoying the monkeys juggling fruit while the fat guy cycled
around them. The abductee had been booed off the show after the audience saw he was just a
crazy old man. Suddenly, the lights went out. The audience was starting to get nervous. Then, the
crazy abductee ran out onto the stage, upsetting everone. One monkey lost his fruit,and it crashed
into the old man. Angered at being covered in apples and bananas, he started going crazy. He
snatched the host right off his feet, and yelled at everyone. No one could understand what he was
saying. He ran backstage with the hapless host, knocking people out of the way. Police sirens went
off, and pretty soon the cops were after him. Unfortunately, all they found backstage was a dead
host, and a small note, with a green handprint. The note read,
I'll teach you all to believe me. I was abducted,
but now I'm back, and I'm not the same.