Chapter 2
Master of Disaster

Life was dull when there was no war to fight in. Duo Maxwell sat down in his favorite chair,
and grabbed the remote out of an unsuspecting Quatre's hand. "Hey, we were going to watch Cute
and Fuzzy Animals!" Quatre protested. Duo shook his head. It was time for his favorite show, Earth
Sphere's Most Unbelievable.
"You're not going to watch that crap with the dancing monkeys, are you?" Asked Heero,
who hated the show. "You know they're not real, right?"
"Are too! And tonight there's going to be a big dude on a one wheeled bike." Everyone
voted, and Duo won, 3 to 2. Just as he turned the TV, a newsman popped up.
"This is a special EarthSphere news bulletin. A crazed old man has brutally murdered the
popular host of Earth Sphere's Most Unbelievable, and is now on the loose." Duo looked as though
he was going to cry. "This is the only clue to his identity, the footage just before the hosts death."
A clip was shown of the man, ranting and raving, and getting fruited. The pilots gasped in shock. It
was Pagan.