Jubilee climbed up the door to her giant prison and hung off the doorknob, turning it as she fell. The door creaked open and she snuck out.
"COOL!" she yelled in a tiny voice, "Good thing Jean didn't think she had to lock my door! The house is empty! It's all mine! Now I can go taunt Viper!"
"Hey Viper! Yeah you, the leprachaun wannabe! Up here on the window sill. You are so lucky that you're locked in there, and I'm out here or I'd be kickin' your butt so far into next week you could meet your grandkids. Oh wait to have grandkids you have to have kids, and to have kids you have to have what Wolvie ain't givin' you, wife or not!" Jubilee yelled and laughed so hard she fell over backwards and almost tumbled off the window she'd spent the last half an hour climbing up to.
"You disgusting little brat! Just you wait until I am back to my normal size!" Viper scrambled to the top of the chair near the window.
"Why wait? COme and get me now! I thought so. Not Woman enough to get out of your little cage and certainly not woman enough for Wolvie. You had to sucker him into marryin' you!"
"Listen up you! You're just lucky that I didn't kill him right after the ceremony like I planned to do."
"Oh give it up greenie, you tried, and you failed. You're just a lousy sack of green barf. You couldn't kill Wolvie if your life depended on it. And he's the only thing keepin' you alive right now. I wouldn't wanna upset him by makin' him a widower."
"That's IT!" Viper leapt for the doorknob. She thrust her tiny hands between the door and the jamb until she had picked the lock. Then she stormed out and around the corner to the window where Jubilee was.
"OH great! Me and my big mouth. Well at least I am a little bigger than her. Maybe I'll just set her hair on fire, I'll bet whatever she dyes it with is flammable!"
"Well?!!? Are you going to come down here LITTLE GIRL, or are you afraid of me?!"
Jubilee was a little afraid of her, but she had a problem with being called a chicken, kind of like Marty McFly.
"I ain't afraid of NUTHIN, you green witch," she sneered and proceeded to climb down the window.
***
Just like going up, it took Jubilee 30 minutes to climb down. Viper had to coach her, because she couldn't see where she was going this time.
"Now bring your left foot an inch forward, and there's this little crack in the plaster."
"Here?"
"No, no, up a little."
"Here?"
"Yes, that's it. Now take your right hand..."
***
Jubilee jumped down the last five inches and stood before Viper.
"Thanks."
"Not a problem."
Jubilee crouched suddenly and with her fists held tight, she snarled at Viper. "Let's get it on, Poison Barbie!"
"Anytime... Skipper." ~^~
Viper slashed out at Jubilee with her green claws, but Jubes was too fast. She avoided the claws and did a backwards handspring.
~ Well, the kid can move, I'll give her that. But can she avoid my fists? ~
As soon as Jubes landed, Viper threw a punch that connected with her face. Jubilee tottered back a little, holding her cheek in shock.
"You hit me!" she cried. "I'm just a kid! How could you?!"
Viper stood up straight, all the fight out of her. Evil she was, but beating up minors was not a talent she wanted to be known for.
"I'm sorry, let's not fi-"
Before she could get the words out, Jubilee decked her and she hit the floor. "SUCKER!" she screamed, laughing.
Viper rubbed the green blood from her lower lip. She narrowed her eyes and looked up at Jubilee. "If THAT'S how you want to play..."
She stood up and advanced on Jubilee.
"That's how I wanna play!" Jubilee jumped on her and they fell to the floor, a mess of limbs and hair and fists and teeth.
"You SUCK!" yelled Jubes, punching her in the stomach.
"Ooof!" All the air left Viper's lungs. "You think Wolverine's in love with you!" Viper kicked her in the leg.
"Owch!" Jubilee reached down to rub her shin. She grabbed Viper by the hair and yanked her head back. Jubilee slapped her over and over, once for each word. "Wolvie! Will! Never! Want! You! Like! You! Want! HIM!!"
Viper grabbed her by the throat and Jubilee yanked her hair even harder. And that was how Jean and Angel found them.
"STOP THIS AT ONCE!" The fighting barbies looked up to see the huge adults standing before them. "Viper, let the girl go. Jubilee, release Viper's hair. NOW."
They did as they were told, grumbling, and stood up.
"Now just stay there so that I can get you isolated and cleaned up." Jean turned to leave and told Angel to stay and watch them. When Jean was gone, Angel looked down at Jubilee and winked at her. She winked back. Jubilee sucker-punched Viper in the jaw before Jean could get back. The green woman fell to the ground, unconscious.
When Jean returned, she looked down at Viper, then at Jubes who simply shrugged, then at Angel.
"She fainted," was all he offered.
"COOL!" she yelled in a tiny voice, "Good thing Jean didn't think she had to lock my door! The house is empty! It's all mine! Now I can go taunt Viper!"
"Hey Viper! Yeah you, the leprachaun wannabe! Up here on the window sill. You are so lucky that you're locked in there, and I'm out here or I'd be kickin' your butt so far into next week you could meet your grandkids. Oh wait to have grandkids you have to have kids, and to have kids you have to have what Wolvie ain't givin' you, wife or not!" Jubilee yelled and laughed so hard she fell over backwards and almost tumbled off the window she'd spent the last half an hour climbing up to.
"You disgusting little brat! Just you wait until I am back to my normal size!" Viper scrambled to the top of the chair near the window.
"Why wait? COme and get me now! I thought so. Not Woman enough to get out of your little cage and certainly not woman enough for Wolvie. You had to sucker him into marryin' you!"
"Listen up you! You're just lucky that I didn't kill him right after the ceremony like I planned to do."
"Oh give it up greenie, you tried, and you failed. You're just a lousy sack of green barf. You couldn't kill Wolvie if your life depended on it. And he's the only thing keepin' you alive right now. I wouldn't wanna upset him by makin' him a widower."
"That's IT!" Viper leapt for the doorknob. She thrust her tiny hands between the door and the jamb until she had picked the lock. Then she stormed out and around the corner to the window where Jubilee was.
"OH great! Me and my big mouth. Well at least I am a little bigger than her. Maybe I'll just set her hair on fire, I'll bet whatever she dyes it with is flammable!"
"Well?!!? Are you going to come down here LITTLE GIRL, or are you afraid of me?!"
Jubilee was a little afraid of her, but she had a problem with being called a chicken, kind of like Marty McFly.
"I ain't afraid of NUTHIN, you green witch," she sneered and proceeded to climb down the window.
***
Just like going up, it took Jubilee 30 minutes to climb down. Viper had to coach her, because she couldn't see where she was going this time.
"Now bring your left foot an inch forward, and there's this little crack in the plaster."
"Here?"
"No, no, up a little."
"Here?"
"Yes, that's it. Now take your right hand..."
***
Jubilee jumped down the last five inches and stood before Viper.
"Thanks."
"Not a problem."
Jubilee crouched suddenly and with her fists held tight, she snarled at Viper. "Let's get it on, Poison Barbie!"
"Anytime... Skipper." ~^~
Viper slashed out at Jubilee with her green claws, but Jubes was too fast. She avoided the claws and did a backwards handspring.
~ Well, the kid can move, I'll give her that. But can she avoid my fists? ~
As soon as Jubes landed, Viper threw a punch that connected with her face. Jubilee tottered back a little, holding her cheek in shock.
"You hit me!" she cried. "I'm just a kid! How could you?!"
Viper stood up straight, all the fight out of her. Evil she was, but beating up minors was not a talent she wanted to be known for.
"I'm sorry, let's not fi-"
Before she could get the words out, Jubilee decked her and she hit the floor. "SUCKER!" she screamed, laughing.
Viper rubbed the green blood from her lower lip. She narrowed her eyes and looked up at Jubilee. "If THAT'S how you want to play..."
She stood up and advanced on Jubilee.
"That's how I wanna play!" Jubilee jumped on her and they fell to the floor, a mess of limbs and hair and fists and teeth.
"You SUCK!" yelled Jubes, punching her in the stomach.
"Ooof!" All the air left Viper's lungs. "You think Wolverine's in love with you!" Viper kicked her in the leg.
"Owch!" Jubilee reached down to rub her shin. She grabbed Viper by the hair and yanked her head back. Jubilee slapped her over and over, once for each word. "Wolvie! Will! Never! Want! You! Like! You! Want! HIM!!"
Viper grabbed her by the throat and Jubilee yanked her hair even harder. And that was how Jean and Angel found them.
"STOP THIS AT ONCE!" The fighting barbies looked up to see the huge adults standing before them. "Viper, let the girl go. Jubilee, release Viper's hair. NOW."
They did as they were told, grumbling, and stood up.
"Now just stay there so that I can get you isolated and cleaned up." Jean turned to leave and told Angel to stay and watch them. When Jean was gone, Angel looked down at Jubilee and winked at her. She winked back. Jubilee sucker-punched Viper in the jaw before Jean could get back. The green woman fell to the ground, unconscious.
When Jean returned, she looked down at Viper, then at Jubes who simply shrugged, then at Angel.
"She fainted," was all he offered.