Author's Notes:
I've always wondered why all the guys are so attracted to the
first season Serena. Sure... she's cute, I suppose, but she's a total
klutz with the most annoying voice. She's incredibly immature... but
most fan fic authors, including me, have all the guys falling all
over themselves for her. This got me thinking and I came up with this
as a means of explanation. Let me know what you think.
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Love Potion #9
Recorded by Ziska Ames
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Chapter One
"Sailor Moon, move your butt out of the way before I fry you!"
"Sorry, Mars!" Moon wailed as she flung herself to the ground.
Mars' fireballs burned through the air above her, striking the youma
hard in its chest. The after smell of ozone forced a gag out of Moon.
"Geez, Mars. You're gonna burn a new hole in the ozone layer!"
Mars just smacked her, pushing her out of the way of the
youma's attack and gratifying herself at the same time. "Would you
just get rid of this thing already?"
"All right! All right!" Moon cried as her own patience ran
out. She stood up and shook herself before pulling her moon rod out of
its space pocket.
"Moon Healing-"
The youma's annoying laughter caused her to stop and sigh.
"Do you mind? I'm trying to heal you and that is really
annoying!" Moon yelled impatiently.
"You'll be rid of me, Sailor Brat! That's for sure." The
youma's ugly laugh echoed in the small alley. "But you shall know the
pain of undying love!"
Sailor Moon rolled her eyes. "Oh no! Not that! Say goodbye,
ugly. Moon Healing Activation!"
The youma screamed as it was enveloped in Sailor Moon's
healing powers. Suddenly, it exploded, shooting pink goo at Sailor
Moon and the surrounding street. She screamed and started jumping
around.
"What happened? Did I kill it?! Get this off me!!!" She wailed.
Mars shook her head in disgust. "You baka! You just killed a
human!"
"Actually, no... she didn't," Mercury gasped as she leaned
against a wall. She had run all the way from her cram class and still
hadn't made it in time. She'd shown up just as the youma was being
healed and managed to scan it before it exploded. "It wasn't a changed
human like the others have been. It was a real youma. I think that's
why it exploded instead changing into a human. Serena tried to heal it,
but there was nothing... umm... wrong with it, so to speak. You know,
except the whole monster thing."
"But, why did it have to explode on me?" Serena wailed
unhappily. She'd de-transformed and was trying desperately to wipe the
pink slime off of herself.
"Closest target?" Amy suggested helplessly with a small shrug.
"Did we miss it?" Jupiter asked as she and Sailor Venus ran
around the corner. "Oh gee, what happened to you?" Her nose wrinkled
at the sight and she gasped when Venus accidently slammed into her
full force.
"I was slimed!!" Serena cried, giving up her futile attempts
and throwing herself on Jupiter, hoping to sob on her friend's
shoulder.
"Oh gross! Get away!" Jupiter yelped as she leapt backwards,
tripping over Venus.
"Owiee," Venus complained as Jupiter scrambled around behind
her to hide from Serena.
"Mina!!" Serena wailed, leaping to her instead.
"Eep!" Venus exclaimed as she in turn hid behind Jupiter.
"Oh shut up," Serena muttered as she pouted, giving up on
receiving any sort of comfort from her friends. "This is going to
take forever to get out of my hair. I'm going home for the longest
shower ever in history."
"Bye!" Raye called happily as she waved to her pink friend.
Serena stalked off, pink pigtails dragging on the ground.
"What happened to you?"
"Just shut up!" Serena yelled, attempting to kick Luna as she
stalked to the bathroom.
"Well?" Luna asked as the door was slammed. She had slipped in
as quickly as possible, but Serena had still almost managed to catch
her tail.
"I was slimed! I feel like I'm in 'Ghostbusters' or something!"
"Slimed? How did that happen?"
"Well, Amy thinks it's because I tried to heal a youma that
was really a youma, so it exploded."
"Oh... that makes sense..." Luna said after a moment.
"Oh just forget it!" Serena cried as she got into the shower
and turned the water on full blast.
"Serena, the hot water has to be out by now! It's been an hour!
Can you let me out of here?"
"You wanted in, you stay in!" Serena retorted at a very bored
Luna. "It won't come out of my hair!"
"Try mayonnaise."
"Oh, right. You go get it!" Serena muttered as she lathered up
for the thirty-second time. "Mom's gonna be mad when she sees I used
a whole bottle of shampoo."
"Wow! I'd forgotten what it felt like to be clean." Serena
said as she stretched out on her bed. It had taken three hours and
four bottles of shampoo, but she was finally rid of that gross pink
goo. "And tomorrow I'm going to smack Raye."
"Why?" Luna muttered from the bottom of the bed.
"Because... well... umm..." Serena sat up for a moment and
stared at the wall. "Well, I'm sure there's a reason. She's done
something, I'm sure of it."
"Great logic, Serena."
"She just deserves it!" Serena protested as she rolled over
and snuggled down under the covers. "She always deserves it."
Her dreams were plagued with eyes. Everywhere she went eyes
followed her. They were all different colors, sizes, shapes. She
shivered under their gaze. There was nothing malicious in them, just a
want that Serena didn't understand till right before she woke up.
All the eyes were filled with lust, but one had been a gaze of
love. One dark blue, round pair of eyes had been filled with love.
I've always wondered why all the guys are so attracted to the
first season Serena. Sure... she's cute, I suppose, but she's a total
klutz with the most annoying voice. She's incredibly immature... but
most fan fic authors, including me, have all the guys falling all
over themselves for her. This got me thinking and I came up with this
as a means of explanation. Let me know what you think.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Love Potion #9
Recorded by Ziska Ames
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Chapter One
"Sailor Moon, move your butt out of the way before I fry you!"
"Sorry, Mars!" Moon wailed as she flung herself to the ground.
Mars' fireballs burned through the air above her, striking the youma
hard in its chest. The after smell of ozone forced a gag out of Moon.
"Geez, Mars. You're gonna burn a new hole in the ozone layer!"
Mars just smacked her, pushing her out of the way of the
youma's attack and gratifying herself at the same time. "Would you
just get rid of this thing already?"
"All right! All right!" Moon cried as her own patience ran
out. She stood up and shook herself before pulling her moon rod out of
its space pocket.
"Moon Healing-"
The youma's annoying laughter caused her to stop and sigh.
"Do you mind? I'm trying to heal you and that is really
annoying!" Moon yelled impatiently.
"You'll be rid of me, Sailor Brat! That's for sure." The
youma's ugly laugh echoed in the small alley. "But you shall know the
pain of undying love!"
Sailor Moon rolled her eyes. "Oh no! Not that! Say goodbye,
ugly. Moon Healing Activation!"
The youma screamed as it was enveloped in Sailor Moon's
healing powers. Suddenly, it exploded, shooting pink goo at Sailor
Moon and the surrounding street. She screamed and started jumping
around.
"What happened? Did I kill it?! Get this off me!!!" She wailed.
Mars shook her head in disgust. "You baka! You just killed a
human!"
"Actually, no... she didn't," Mercury gasped as she leaned
against a wall. She had run all the way from her cram class and still
hadn't made it in time. She'd shown up just as the youma was being
healed and managed to scan it before it exploded. "It wasn't a changed
human like the others have been. It was a real youma. I think that's
why it exploded instead changing into a human. Serena tried to heal it,
but there was nothing... umm... wrong with it, so to speak. You know,
except the whole monster thing."
"But, why did it have to explode on me?" Serena wailed
unhappily. She'd de-transformed and was trying desperately to wipe the
pink slime off of herself.
"Closest target?" Amy suggested helplessly with a small shrug.
"Did we miss it?" Jupiter asked as she and Sailor Venus ran
around the corner. "Oh gee, what happened to you?" Her nose wrinkled
at the sight and she gasped when Venus accidently slammed into her
full force.
"I was slimed!!" Serena cried, giving up her futile attempts
and throwing herself on Jupiter, hoping to sob on her friend's
shoulder.
"Oh gross! Get away!" Jupiter yelped as she leapt backwards,
tripping over Venus.
"Owiee," Venus complained as Jupiter scrambled around behind
her to hide from Serena.
"Mina!!" Serena wailed, leaping to her instead.
"Eep!" Venus exclaimed as she in turn hid behind Jupiter.
"Oh shut up," Serena muttered as she pouted, giving up on
receiving any sort of comfort from her friends. "This is going to
take forever to get out of my hair. I'm going home for the longest
shower ever in history."
"Bye!" Raye called happily as she waved to her pink friend.
Serena stalked off, pink pigtails dragging on the ground.
"What happened to you?"
"Just shut up!" Serena yelled, attempting to kick Luna as she
stalked to the bathroom.
"Well?" Luna asked as the door was slammed. She had slipped in
as quickly as possible, but Serena had still almost managed to catch
her tail.
"I was slimed! I feel like I'm in 'Ghostbusters' or something!"
"Slimed? How did that happen?"
"Well, Amy thinks it's because I tried to heal a youma that
was really a youma, so it exploded."
"Oh... that makes sense..." Luna said after a moment.
"Oh just forget it!" Serena cried as she got into the shower
and turned the water on full blast.
"Serena, the hot water has to be out by now! It's been an hour!
Can you let me out of here?"
"You wanted in, you stay in!" Serena retorted at a very bored
Luna. "It won't come out of my hair!"
"Try mayonnaise."
"Oh, right. You go get it!" Serena muttered as she lathered up
for the thirty-second time. "Mom's gonna be mad when she sees I used
a whole bottle of shampoo."
"Wow! I'd forgotten what it felt like to be clean." Serena
said as she stretched out on her bed. It had taken three hours and
four bottles of shampoo, but she was finally rid of that gross pink
goo. "And tomorrow I'm going to smack Raye."
"Why?" Luna muttered from the bottom of the bed.
"Because... well... umm..." Serena sat up for a moment and
stared at the wall. "Well, I'm sure there's a reason. She's done
something, I'm sure of it."
"Great logic, Serena."
"She just deserves it!" Serena protested as she rolled over
and snuggled down under the covers. "She always deserves it."
Her dreams were plagued with eyes. Everywhere she went eyes
followed her. They were all different colors, sizes, shapes. She
shivered under their gaze. There was nothing malicious in them, just a
want that Serena didn't understand till right before she woke up.
All the eyes were filled with lust, but one had been a gaze of
love. One dark blue, round pair of eyes had been filled with love.