Link and Ruto: The honey moon.

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Silence.










More silence.









Then-




Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Ruto: This is fun!




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Man 1: so what? You're saying Link is dead?

man 2: No, I said he sleeps with the Fish you see-

Man 1: No No. Don't explain it. I just ate.


(All other people have the same thought. *Glad it was not me*)


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I would choose something else now, nothing to see here. Go back and choose something. Anything!

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"ahem. I am the voice of the author! All powerful and all knowing! Creator of the myrad of images you see in this world!" (Tries to make fake ghostly scary noises.)

readers obviously unimpressed

"Well. Anyway, I am the author. I like to think I have a good imagination, but what you ask of me is truely beyond me. Beyond most sane people, I think. *Uncomfortable Cough* Well, enjoy the rest."

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