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Snowman: Stand back these babies
are mine.
Narrator: The Snowman used an ice
blaster to freeze the ships in front of him. More promptly crashed into them. At
that time, Hobbes and that annoying Spiff…
Spiff: I loathe you.
Narrator: Hobbes and that
annoying Spiff run up to Moe's ship, to see why he wasn't attacked.
Spiff: Ok, Moe. Why not you?
Moe: I'd thought you'd figure it
out, twerp. I'm still aligned with them. This is a trap.
Hobbes: You are under arrest for
committing a 2254. Or is it a 2255? 2253? 43?
Calvin: Heck with it.
Narrator: They shot the engines
of Moe's ship. It sped out of control, crashing into Mercury. Hobbes and Spiff
follow the others into Venus.
Spiff: Prepare for impact.
Narrator: They land on the
planet in a warm dessert… Woodland?! I thought Venus was a worn, hot, barren
land!
Spiff: Only in the deserts.
Closer to the water, its actually quite lovely. Not that I'd want to build a summerhouse,
but they trees are actually quite lovely.
Narrator: What's you say about
Princess Bride? Hmmm?
Ros: Knock it off you two. Look!
The Red Herring!
Narrator: The heroes walk to the
ship. They open the door.
Ros: Nothing!
Snowman: What?
Spiff: Don't tell me. Red
herring…
Hobbes: I have to admit; I didn't
think he had enough brains.
Narrator: Spiff looks behind him. There are 80
Regonian guards. He pulls his gun, set to Frappe. Right?
Spiff. Yep.
Narrator: The others get their weapons.
One of the guards speaks:
Guard: Surrender! We outnumber you, 20 to 1. What do you say?
Spiff. One word. Frappe jerk.
Ok, that's actually two.
Narrator: Spiff shot him. Ros,
Snowman, and him attack the guards. When 70 are left, Spiff asks:
Spiff: Where's that orangey flea
bait?
Narrator: The guards drop their weapons,
and run. One of the Herring's lasers shot, leaving a hole in the ground, and
sending the enemies flying.
Spiff: For orangey flea bait, you're quite handy.
Hobbes: Thank you.
Ros: So… Now what?
Hobbes: I saw an active
computer. Should we try that?
Snowman: Best plan we have. Only
plan we have.
Narrator: They walk into the ship,
by the computer.
-To
be continued-