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I just wrote story because I was bored. Anyway, this hasn't been beta read. It is just as is. I didn't even check for any spelling or grammar mistakes. If you're looking for something polished this is NOT it. Sorry. :)
Jean and Scott are married. Betsy and Warren are dating. Rogue is with Joseph. Hank, Remy, Logan, Bobby and Ororo are single.
Drunk and Wild
A night off for The X-men was something DIFFERENT. It was even more unusual because all the X-men were present. Usually on them would be off on a mission or something. The X-men were at New-York newest and most elite club. Thanks to Warren they got in or they would at Harry's drinking themselves stupid. The club had a gray theme. In the middle it had the dance floor, which was slowly becoming full. On the three sides of the circular dance floor was surrounded by tables. The tables had nice silk gray tablecloths. Above each table were silver Chinese lanterns. On the fourth wall, was the built in bar.
Slowly all of the X-men arrived. First it was Warren, Betsy, Jean and Scott. Warren was dressed in khaki's and a matching crew neck. Betsy was wearing a marine blue knee length dress with spaghetti straps. The neck hung down with a hint of cleavage. Jean was wearing a similar dress in red. It was also knee-length with intricately gold dragon on the side. Scott was donned in black pants and white shirt.
Rogue, Hank, Bobby, Bishop, and Joseph followed them. Rogue wore a skintight, full-sleeved dress with a plunging neckline. Its color matched exactly Rouges eyes. Bobby was wearing blue pants with a white tee shirt. Hank was wearing a full-sleeved GAP shirt with black slacks. Joseph was impeccably dressed in a green shirt and black dress pants.
"Hi guys. Where are Storm, Gambit and Wolverine?"
"Well, let us take a seat, this might take long?"
"What did you do Bobby?" said an almost panicked Jean. If those three weren't here that meant trouble.
"Honest guys this was an accident."
"Bobby, Ah can't believe ya." "Ya 're lying."
"Rogue come on..."
"Bobby, what our friends want to know what you did?"
"Shut up Joseph"
"Bishop, Hank, what did he do?"
"No, I will tell. Betsy, see what happened was that after you guys left. I decided to get Storm and Rogue because they were only ones left but before I could go Remy decided that "the femmes needed expert help." So we sat downstairs in the foyer just waiting for those four."
"Wait. Who is the fourth person?"
"Oh, yeah I'll tell him Bobby."
"Thanks, Bish."
"After you and Pyslocke left the attic... Wolverine and me decided to get them. When went up they said that they were almost done. But as soon they saw Logan, Rogue and Storm had a fit. They started saying the he looked like a huge dog."
"Oh my god. They called him a dog?"
"Rogue!"
"Ah wasn't alone. Scott, Storm was with ma."
"Jean, look I think I should go check on them. Storm would never say such a thing. Maybe they are the Skrulls again? "
"Scott, sit down let them finish. It's not the Skrulls. Well there was a thing... me, Betsy and Rogue did that wasn't very good."
"WHAT?"
"Warren, Scott sit down. Jean and Rogue and me poured some alcohol into Storm's herbal tea."
"Oh my god. I can't believe you drugged Ororo and didn't tell me."
"Yeah, I wanted to help."
"Shut up, Hank and Bobby."
"So anyway, Rogue and Storm decided to give Wolverine a makeover."
"HE AGREED?"
"No, Cyke. They decided to give $100 each and Storm would gjsgs for him"
"What did you say? What was he going to do for him?"
"flkehfwe"
"What, Bish?"
"Storm agreed to strip tease for him."
BAM!
"Bobby, get your head off the table."
"Uh, sorry. Storm strip teasing is a little more than I can handle. How come you and Rogue didn't tell us?
"How drunk is she?"
"Well, we gave 4 shots."
"She didn't pass out?"
"Yes, she did but we woke her up."
"Yeah, for some reason she is very horny when she is drunk."
"Bobby, get your head off the table."
"What happened after Remy went up?"
"Ah don't think ya want ta know."
"Oh my god." said Betsy, Jean, Scott and Warren
I just wrote story because I was bored. Anyway, this hasn't been beta read. It is just as is. I didn't even check for any spelling or grammar mistakes. If you're looking for something polished this is NOT it. Sorry. :)
Jean and Scott are married. Betsy and Warren are dating. Rogue is with Joseph. Hank, Remy, Logan, Bobby and Ororo are single.
Drunk and Wild
A night off for The X-men was something DIFFERENT. It was even more unusual because all the X-men were present. Usually on them would be off on a mission or something. The X-men were at New-York newest and most elite club. Thanks to Warren they got in or they would at Harry's drinking themselves stupid. The club had a gray theme. In the middle it had the dance floor, which was slowly becoming full. On the three sides of the circular dance floor was surrounded by tables. The tables had nice silk gray tablecloths. Above each table were silver Chinese lanterns. On the fourth wall, was the built in bar.
Slowly all of the X-men arrived. First it was Warren, Betsy, Jean and Scott. Warren was dressed in khaki's and a matching crew neck. Betsy was wearing a marine blue knee length dress with spaghetti straps. The neck hung down with a hint of cleavage. Jean was wearing a similar dress in red. It was also knee-length with intricately gold dragon on the side. Scott was donned in black pants and white shirt.
Rogue, Hank, Bobby, Bishop, and Joseph followed them. Rogue wore a skintight, full-sleeved dress with a plunging neckline. Its color matched exactly Rouges eyes. Bobby was wearing blue pants with a white tee shirt. Hank was wearing a full-sleeved GAP shirt with black slacks. Joseph was impeccably dressed in a green shirt and black dress pants.
"Hi guys. Where are Storm, Gambit and Wolverine?"
"Well, let us take a seat, this might take long?"
"What did you do Bobby?" said an almost panicked Jean. If those three weren't here that meant trouble.
"Honest guys this was an accident."
"Bobby, Ah can't believe ya." "Ya 're lying."
"Rogue come on..."
"Bobby, what our friends want to know what you did?"
"Shut up Joseph"
"Bishop, Hank, what did he do?"
"No, I will tell. Betsy, see what happened was that after you guys left. I decided to get Storm and Rogue because they were only ones left but before I could go Remy decided that "the femmes needed expert help." So we sat downstairs in the foyer just waiting for those four."
"Wait. Who is the fourth person?"
"Oh, yeah I'll tell him Bobby."
"Thanks, Bish."
"After you and Pyslocke left the attic... Wolverine and me decided to get them. When went up they said that they were almost done. But as soon they saw Logan, Rogue and Storm had a fit. They started saying the he looked like a huge dog."
"Oh my god. They called him a dog?"
"Rogue!"
"Ah wasn't alone. Scott, Storm was with ma."
"Jean, look I think I should go check on them. Storm would never say such a thing. Maybe they are the Skrulls again? "
"Scott, sit down let them finish. It's not the Skrulls. Well there was a thing... me, Betsy and Rogue did that wasn't very good."
"WHAT?"
"Warren, Scott sit down. Jean and Rogue and me poured some alcohol into Storm's herbal tea."
"Oh my god. I can't believe you drugged Ororo and didn't tell me."
"Yeah, I wanted to help."
"Shut up, Hank and Bobby."
"So anyway, Rogue and Storm decided to give Wolverine a makeover."
"HE AGREED?"
"No, Cyke. They decided to give $100 each and Storm would gjsgs for him"
"What did you say? What was he going to do for him?"
"flkehfwe"
"What, Bish?"
"Storm agreed to strip tease for him."
BAM!
"Bobby, get your head off the table."
"Uh, sorry. Storm strip teasing is a little more than I can handle. How come you and Rogue didn't tell us?
"How drunk is she?"
"Well, we gave 4 shots."
"She didn't pass out?"
"Yes, she did but we woke her up."
"Yeah, for some reason she is very horny when she is drunk."
"Bobby, get your head off the table."
"What happened after Remy went up?"
"Ah don't think ya want ta know."
"Oh my god." said Betsy, Jean, Scott and Warren