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I just wrote story because I was bored. Anyway, this hasn't been beta read. It is just as is. I didn't even check for any spelling or grammar mistakes. If you're looking for something polished this is NOT it. Sorry. :)
Jean and Scott are married. Betsy and Warren are dating. Rogue is with Joseph. Hank, Remy, Logan, Bobby and Ororo are single.
Drunk and Wild
"What happened after Remy went up?"
"Ah don't think ya want ta know."
"Oh my god." said Betsy, Jean, Scott and Warren.
"Well, he didn't come back for another 15 min so we decided to send Bobby."
"HANK! You are suppose to be the smart one, and you sent Bobby?
"Hey, I am here, you know... What is wrong with me?"
"Whats right with ya sugah?"
"Shut up, anyway I went upstairs. I didn't know that Logan was standing behind the door. Honest. So I opened the door...I accidently banged him on the head. He let out this growl, like, like, RrrrOarrR. It was quite suprising."
"Naw, Ya were scared outta ya pants."
"Shutup...again. So he leapt on me. All of the others turned around to see what Logan was roaring about. Storm was right beside me. When Logan lept on me, my blueberry milkshake sorta slipped out of my hand and fell right on her dress."
"Eeee!!!!! Not her I-am-gonna-have-fun-dress?"
"Ya, thats tha one."
"For some reason, all of sudden all of 'drunkenness' disappeared in one second. The next thing I knew was Remy was on top of trying to save from Storm's lightning bolts. The temperature suddenly rose and I could become into Iceman. So Logan for some odd reason actually tried to save me he picked me up and threw me downstairs. He screamed, 'Hank, get Bobby out of here... She is gonna kill him.' I don't know what happened after that. All of us ran to the car, the others didn't know why they running for their very lives until I told them in the car. Rogue was also down there in five seconds after me."
"Rogue, what happened?"
"Ya all she was very angry. Ya should seen her... She decided that she needed a makeover. She decided she to become more like a slut..."
"What?"
"I get this correct Storm is going to get a makeover sooo that so soo that she look more sluttier?"
"Ya got it."
"Rogue, didn't tell you something. She told us in the car that is going to have an attitude ajustment and have an attitude like Logan's and Remy's"
"You got to be kidding?"
"Don't worry she will be fine in the morning once she isn't drunk."
"Jean, she said if she liked she is gonna kept it."
"I stand by Jean's predication, you'll see Storm is the most level headed from all of us."
"But, Rogue said she is gone to Saks Fifth Avenue, and Logan and Remy are paying."
"Oh my stars and garters. I had not known about information before."
"Well, it can't be any bad than her punk style..."
"Yeah, that's true."
"Oh my god!"
"What? What?"
"X-men...Storm, Gambit and Logan have arrived."
"Oh, Shit. Look at her."
"Look at Logan."
"Jean! Stop looking at him! NOW!"
"Uh, yeah."
"JEAN!"
"WARREN, BOBBY, JOSEPH, HANK, BISHOP!"
"Stop staring at her!"
"WOW"
I just wrote story because I was bored. Anyway, this hasn't been beta read. It is just as is. I didn't even check for any spelling or grammar mistakes. If you're looking for something polished this is NOT it. Sorry. :)
Jean and Scott are married. Betsy and Warren are dating. Rogue is with Joseph. Hank, Remy, Logan, Bobby and Ororo are single.
Drunk and Wild
"What happened after Remy went up?"
"Ah don't think ya want ta know."
"Oh my god." said Betsy, Jean, Scott and Warren.
"Well, he didn't come back for another 15 min so we decided to send Bobby."
"HANK! You are suppose to be the smart one, and you sent Bobby?
"Hey, I am here, you know... What is wrong with me?"
"Whats right with ya sugah?"
"Shut up, anyway I went upstairs. I didn't know that Logan was standing behind the door. Honest. So I opened the door...I accidently banged him on the head. He let out this growl, like, like, RrrrOarrR. It was quite suprising."
"Naw, Ya were scared outta ya pants."
"Shutup...again. So he leapt on me. All of the others turned around to see what Logan was roaring about. Storm was right beside me. When Logan lept on me, my blueberry milkshake sorta slipped out of my hand and fell right on her dress."
"Eeee!!!!! Not her I-am-gonna-have-fun-dress?"
"Ya, thats tha one."
"For some reason, all of sudden all of 'drunkenness' disappeared in one second. The next thing I knew was Remy was on top of trying to save from Storm's lightning bolts. The temperature suddenly rose and I could become into Iceman. So Logan for some odd reason actually tried to save me he picked me up and threw me downstairs. He screamed, 'Hank, get Bobby out of here... She is gonna kill him.' I don't know what happened after that. All of us ran to the car, the others didn't know why they running for their very lives until I told them in the car. Rogue was also down there in five seconds after me."
"Rogue, what happened?"
"Ya all she was very angry. Ya should seen her... She decided that she needed a makeover. She decided she to become more like a slut..."
"What?"
"I get this correct Storm is going to get a makeover sooo that so soo that she look more sluttier?"
"Ya got it."
"Rogue, didn't tell you something. She told us in the car that is going to have an attitude ajustment and have an attitude like Logan's and Remy's"
"You got to be kidding?"
"Don't worry she will be fine in the morning once she isn't drunk."
"Jean, she said if she liked she is gonna kept it."
"I stand by Jean's predication, you'll see Storm is the most level headed from all of us."
"But, Rogue said she is gone to Saks Fifth Avenue, and Logan and Remy are paying."
"Oh my stars and garters. I had not known about information before."
"Well, it can't be any bad than her punk style..."
"Yeah, that's true."
"Oh my god!"
"What? What?"
"X-men...Storm, Gambit and Logan have arrived."
"Oh, Shit. Look at her."
"Look at Logan."
"Jean! Stop looking at him! NOW!"
"Uh, yeah."
"JEAN!"
"WARREN, BOBBY, JOSEPH, HANK, BISHOP!"
"Stop staring at her!"
"WOW"