Gundam Gym Class
"Ok class today we'll start off by doing stretches!!" They all sigh but start warming up. Duo is betting Wufei (while doing jumping jacks) on how many push ups Heero can do. Heero is muttering "omae au korosu" under his breath. Relena is doing the splits, Quatre is trying to copy her but falls over. Hilde is running on the spot as fast as she can while watching Treize and Zechs running races-they always tie and that just frustrates them so they keep at it. Lady Un is doing cartwheels nearby trying to catch Treize's attention and Trowa is just watching everything with an amused expression on his face.
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"Lets try some Hockey now said the teacher handing out sticks." " Duo and Heero are offense, Trowa and Quatre are defense." "What about me?" yells Wufei. "Wufei you can be goalie." "What an outrage! I demand justice! The only position I could possibly play is offense!!" "Play goalie or go to the office!!!"The teacher regains his composure and walks to the other group. Ok, Relena and Hilde offense-" S'cuse me but how can I play offense if I am a pacifist?" protested Relena. " "I'm sure you can handle it"sighs the teacher."Zechs and lady Un are defense, Treize is goalie." Just then Noin came running in. " Am I late?" "No you can be referee Noin."
"Let the game begin!" said Noin as she dropped the puck grabbing her hand away just in time to avoid being hit with a stick. Surprisingly Relena gets it off of Heero but gets it taken by Trowa at the defense line-who gets it taken by Hilde. In the meantime Duo looks at his stick. Realizing it looks just like a scythe he yells SHINIGAMI HAS RETURNED!!! and swings it at Hilde's feet tripping her (Noin yells penalty but nobody pays attention). The puck slides away and Zechs gets it but bumps into the wall because Heero bodychecks him. Zech's helmet had fallen over his eyes so his fight with Heero doesn't last long.The puck bounces to Quatre who has never played Hockey before so he yells "fore!" and whacks the ball ahead while hitting Wufei in the head with his stick from behind. Wufei gets really mad and starts chasing Quatre around in circles while Relena takes advantage of the open net and scores. Then Wufei gets madder and starts chasing her. Heero runs after him yelling "stop!!!!" Soon everyone starts running after Wufei. Duo sees them coming and Relena dodges out of the way just as Duo whacks Wufei in the stomach and he falls down. The rest of the players fell on top of him unable to stop in time. Duo takes the puck and repeatedly shoots it in the net. This is too much for Treize the goalie so he squirms trying to get free. This makes the pile shift and everybody falls over. Duo stands on top of them holding his stick and laughing his head off. Then the tacher comes back and sends everyone except Noin to detention.
"Ok class today we'll start off by doing stretches!!" They all sigh but start warming up. Duo is betting Wufei (while doing jumping jacks) on how many push ups Heero can do. Heero is muttering "omae au korosu" under his breath. Relena is doing the splits, Quatre is trying to copy her but falls over. Hilde is running on the spot as fast as she can while watching Treize and Zechs running races-they always tie and that just frustrates them so they keep at it. Lady Un is doing cartwheels nearby trying to catch Treize's attention and Trowa is just watching everything with an amused expression on his face.
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"Lets try some Hockey now said the teacher handing out sticks." " Duo and Heero are offense, Trowa and Quatre are defense." "What about me?" yells Wufei. "Wufei you can be goalie." "What an outrage! I demand justice! The only position I could possibly play is offense!!" "Play goalie or go to the office!!!"The teacher regains his composure and walks to the other group. Ok, Relena and Hilde offense-" S'cuse me but how can I play offense if I am a pacifist?" protested Relena. " "I'm sure you can handle it"sighs the teacher."Zechs and lady Un are defense, Treize is goalie." Just then Noin came running in. " Am I late?" "No you can be referee Noin."
"Let the game begin!" said Noin as she dropped the puck grabbing her hand away just in time to avoid being hit with a stick. Surprisingly Relena gets it off of Heero but gets it taken by Trowa at the defense line-who gets it taken by Hilde. In the meantime Duo looks at his stick. Realizing it looks just like a scythe he yells SHINIGAMI HAS RETURNED!!! and swings it at Hilde's feet tripping her (Noin yells penalty but nobody pays attention). The puck slides away and Zechs gets it but bumps into the wall because Heero bodychecks him. Zech's helmet had fallen over his eyes so his fight with Heero doesn't last long.The puck bounces to Quatre who has never played Hockey before so he yells "fore!" and whacks the ball ahead while hitting Wufei in the head with his stick from behind. Wufei gets really mad and starts chasing Quatre around in circles while Relena takes advantage of the open net and scores. Then Wufei gets madder and starts chasing her. Heero runs after him yelling "stop!!!!" Soon everyone starts running after Wufei. Duo sees them coming and Relena dodges out of the way just as Duo whacks Wufei in the stomach and he falls down. The rest of the players fell on top of him unable to stop in time. Duo takes the puck and repeatedly shoots it in the net. This is too much for Treize the goalie so he squirms trying to get free. This makes the pile shift and everybody falls over. Duo stands on top of them holding his stick and laughing his head off. Then the tacher comes back and sends everyone except Noin to detention.