Ganondorf's Thoughts 2: More Retarded then Ever

Ganondorf's Thoughts 2: More Retarded then Ever!

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Ganondorf: We are here at New York live with the biography of me! In the previous novel "Reasons For Insanity" I told of my inner self and my personal life. Here with us we have Link….Grrrr, butthead, er wonderful man. Hehe?

Link: Yes, um why am I in Ganon's Castle?

Ganondorf: Because it's a trap….Er, this is my show, Ganon's Biography… Now, as I was saying. In The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask did I not appear in the book?

Link: Um, no you did not…

Ganondorf: Ha! You are wrong, I was the reincarnation of um… The Mask Dude, yeah!

Link: That was a lie! He's too cool for you Ganon!

Ganondorf: Liar! You know that I'm to cool for you so…. Anyways, back to my cool show.. .Now, at age two I knew what I was destined for… A ballet director, er, Ruler of the World of Hyrule!

Link: B-ballet Director? What was that?

Ganondorf: Don't mess with my fragile sole, you-you meanie!

Link: Good one, you're vocabulary is soooo amazing man!

Ganondorf: Now, sniff, everyone turn to page 5 in my novel…. There you'll surely see that I, King Ganondorf am but a fragile caring sole….NOT! Seize Link, throw him out and tell him to buzz off! I am on the air among my fans…

Fans: Boooooo!

Ganondorf: Well, if you really want to know, I'm in love with… My doormat! It's so cute and fluffy! It's pink and says, " home of the bunny king. Enter at your own risk…" Well…. I believe that is all the time I have for my show, give me five more reviews for this and I will have my new show, "What are Madmen Thinking?" Thank you and an awful day to you… Ganondorf ruler of your own backyard.