"We Can't Leave Our Alter-Egos Behind-Part 2" By Samantha Ishida and Hannah S.
This is the second part to the wacko Invader Zim/Digimon/Frog&Gecko
Comix/Slayers fanfiction that originally was an IM Chat!
Samantha's Alter Egos:
Samantha (duh)
Gatomon *Digimon*
Dib *Invader Zim*
Silef the Irken *Invader Zim*
Gaz *Invader Zim*
GIR2 *Invader Zim*
ChibiYamato *Digimon*
Zim *Invader Zim*
Hannah's Alter Egos:
Hannah/Wizardwomon (duh)
Salemon *Digimon*
ChibiChaomon *Digimon*
Wizardmon, the Guardian Spirit *Digimon*
Frog *Frog&Gecko Comix*
Gecko *Frog&Gecko Comix*
Narrator Britney *Frog&Gecko Comix*
The Croc *Frog&Gecko Comix*
GIR *Invader Zim*
Meraiz *Invader Zim*
Kaz *Invader Zim*
Keith *Invader Zim*
ChibiAce *Digimon*
ChibiSamantha *Digimon*
ChibiWizardmon *Digimon*
ChibiDeputymon *Digimon*
ChibiStarmon *Digimon*
Niriko Inverse and her bunny dude Louie *Slayers*
Yamato *Slayers, Gourry's Brother*
Sam: Hi, Hannah.
Hannah: Hi, Samantha. Did you lock your alter-egos in your closet?
Sam: Yeah, but ChibiYamato keeps letting them out! The only one that
I did keep outta the closet is...Dib...
Hannah: *rolls eyes* OK...why don't you just lock ChibiYamato in there too?
Sam: Well if I open the door, then GIR2 will fly out and run away on Silef's
Voot Runner!
Hannah: I don't have a closet to lock them in yet, and thats why I used your
closet. I'm not moving up to my new room till after Camp!
Salemon: It sucks living in a construction site!
ChibiChaomon: What's this door? *Begins to turn the doorknob*
ALL: STOP!!! *He stops*
ChibiChaomon: Why?
Sam: MY ALTER EGOS ARE IN THERE AND THEY'LL GET AWAY!!
ChibiChaomon: Oooohhhh...whats a alter ego?
Hannah *slaps forehead*: Oh my god. I'll explain later!
*GIR jumps out of her backpack*
Hannah: GIR!!! How--did--
GIR *sipping a slurpee*: I wanted to get another slurpee! So I left
your room and went out.
Hannah: Oh, man...and we can't lock him in, we'll let out the others...
*GIR is walking towards the closet*
GIR: hey, nice door. *Sees knob and becomes transfixed on it* Ooohhh...
shiny thingy...feel an urge to rotate...*back to normal hyper active self*
I'm gonna turn the knob! *jumps up and twists it. There is a huge explosion-
type thing as all the alter egos jump out of the closet*
ChibiYamato: Hey, the alter egos got out, and it wasn't even my fault!! COOL!
Dib: OK, good, while they're getting out, I'll go in!
Sam: OH NO YOU DON'T! *grabs him*
Meraiz: NOW TO CONQUER THE WORLD-and my obnoxious cousins.
Kaz: I've gotta find my Gameslave-I KNOW I brought it...here it is!
Gaz: That's mine!
Kaz: No, it's mine, I wrote my name on the back.
Gaz: So did I! *They turn it over, but the first letter of the name is
smudged*
Kaz&Gaz: NOOOOO!!!
Gaz: OK, that's it, I'm having pizza now.
Kaz: I want a calzone.
Gaz: Let's go! *They walk out the door*
Hannah: GIR YOU IDIOT!
GIR2 *running around in the Voot Runner*: YEEEHEEEHEEEE!!
Silef: UNHAND MY VOOT RUNNER!
Meraiz: Relax, Silef.
Silef: relax? RELAX?! How can I RELAX when a demented robot has
my ship?!?
Meraiz: Don't worry. I set it on Self-Destruct.
Silef: YOU WHAT?!? I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU RIGHT AFTER I CONQUER THE
EARTH!!!
Meraiz: How can you conquer anything without your Voot Runner? AAHH!
DON'T TOUCH ME! *They begin fighting*
GIR: Uh-oh...my slurpee's all gone! I'm gonna get another one!
Hannah: OH NO YOU DON'T!!! *snatches GIR*
Dib: Hey, there's something missing...
Sam: What?
Zim: KEITH! Keith-where is that idiot wormbaby?!?
Hannah: Don't mention his name! If he hears his-
Keith: Hi, everyone!
Hannah: OH NO!
Keith: Hey, it's a party! Let's dance, GIR! *They start dancing
like at the disco party*
Hannah: Ignorance must be bliss...
Sam: We are plagued!
*Meraiz finally pins Silef*
Meraiz: HAHA! I AM OMNIPOTENT!!! *Keith hears her and stops dancing*
Keith: HEY! It's my girlfriend!!!
Meraiz: WHAT?!? Keith, I'm NOT your girlfriend-
Silef: Yes, Keith, and she wants to DATE you!!! YAHAHA!
Zim: Yes, she wants to cruise with you on the...Love Ship...
Keith: Really?
Meraiz: NO! NOT REALLY!! NOOOO!!!
Keith: I love you too, Meraiz! *grabs her in an eye-popping hug*
Meraiz: Achh..ack...gettoff...
Dib: Ha! Now you can't make fun of me, Mrs. Keith!
Meraiz: Ack-you-
Sam: I WANNA BE MRS. DIB! *grabs Dib in an eye-popping hug*
Dib: Aaaaaaa-ack-
Silef: HEY!
Meraiz: Silef-help...
Hannah: I can't beleive they're actually FIGHTING over DIB! This is
sickening. I'm outta here!
Dib: No-ack-help...
Hannah: And why should I? YOU were the one who let out Keith!!!
Dib: I'll-do-anything...ANYTHING...just get them away...
Hannah: Anything?
Dib: ANYTHING!!!
Hannah: Hey, Sam, you know the Teenaged Wolves is on an American
tour? They're supposed to come here today! And Matt's doing personal
autographs...
Sam: WHAT?!? Where?
Hannah: Down the street at the concert hall!
Sam: AAAIII!!! YESSS!!! *Runs out the door and drops Dib*
Silef: ALL MINE!!! *hugs Dib tighter*
Dib: Now...ack-Silef-
Hannah: Oh, but Silef isn't MY alter ego-I wouldn't know
how to get rid of her! HAHA! Sorry.
Dib: Nooooo...
Silef: MARRY ME!!!
Dib: AHHHHHHH!!! I DON'T DO INTERSPECIES!!!
Silef: I DON'T CARE! Hey, Hannah...who's Matt?
Hannah: Oh, some rock star guy she likes who happens to be my boyfriend.
Silef: YOUR BOYFRIEND IS A ROCK STAR?!?
Hannah: What now you like him too?
Silef: No, not really. I LOVE DIBBY!
Dib: Dibby...?
GIR2 *rushing back into the room*: YEEEEHEEEHHEE!!
Silef: GIR2! GET DOWN HERE!!!
Meraiz: HAHA! AAH-Keith get off!
Salemon: Huh, this is about da most amusin thang I ever sawed!
Hannah: Salemon, you need to take an oral grammar class.
Salemon: Shaddup.
ChibiChaomon: Slurp-slurpeeeeeeeeee! *sips slurpee*
GIR: Hey, can I have some?
ChibiChaomon: YEA!
Gatomon *walks into the room all groggy*: What's going on? I was
taking a nap! *sees commotion* CHIBIYAMATO!
Hannah: it wasn't him, for once. It was GIR!!!
Gatomon: Oh. Can I have some of that slurpee?
GIR: Anybody want tuna?
Salemon: ME!!!
Gatomon: hey, where's Samantha?
ChibiChaomon: She thinks dere's a Teenaged Wolves Concert down
the street.
Hannah: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! STOP!!!
*The four of them stop and look at her*
Salemon: What?
Hannah: YOU SHOULD BE HELPING TO PUT ALL THE ALTER EGOS BACK!!!
ChibiChaomon: But dey didn't all escapey.
Hannah: ...huh?
Salemon *offhandedly*: Oh yeah, some o' yores didn't get out.
Hannah: I'm afraid to ask, but...who?!?
Salemon: Uh...Niriko, Yamato, Frog, Gecko, Britney, and Croc.
Hannah: I'd like to keep it-
*Samantha runs back into the room, enraged*
Samantha: THEY'RE NOT THERE! THERE ISN'T EVEN A CONCERT HALL
DOWN THE STREET, HANNAH!!! Dibby, console me...
Hannah: Oh, really? Too bad-
Dib: AAAAAAHHH!!!
*GIR2 is still riding the Voot Runner around the room*
Silef: Umm...Meraiz...how long is it till my Voot Runner explodes...?
Meraiz: Why?
Silef: BECAUSE I WANNA GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE BEFORE IT EXPLODES!!!
Meraiz: Oh. I dunno, I just pressed a random time setting.
Silef *grabs her by the collar of her shirt-thingy*: SO IT COULD EXPLODE
AT ANY GIVEN SECOND?!?
Meraiz *shrug*: Yeah, pretty much. Hey, could you put me down now?
Silef *drops Meraiz*: AAAHHHH!!!
Dib: My thoughts exactly when you try to marry me.
Sam: You...don't want to marry Silef? MARRY ME!!!
Dib: AAAAHHHH!!!
Keith: What about me, Meraiz?
Meraiz: Hell, no.
Keith: I WUV YOU TOO! *grabs onto her*
Meraiz: I HATE YOU! GET OFF!!!
GIR: I love this show.
GIR2: YEEHEEEHEHEEEEEEE!!
GIR: TAKE ME TOO!
Hannah: OK, maybe it's time I took this a up a notch a little...
*presses a button on her second Digivice and she turns into Wizardwomon. All
of the commotion in the room comes to a halt*
Meraiz: Gah...
Zim: What is the meaning of this?!?
Hannah: Tolja I wasn't human.
Zim: What are you?!? TELL ME!! I MUST KNOW!
Hannah: Uh...well, I'm half Digimon!
Dib: Interesting. What's your other half?
Hannah: Bug off, science freak. My other half is human!
Zim: You said you weren't a human!!!
Hannah: I'm not! I'm a half human!
Keith: Cool...
Meraiz: Do you still want to marry me now?
Keith: YUP!
Hannah: Now, all of this melee, come to a halt!! *Nothing happens* Oy
vey!
Sam: That's Yolei's line!
Hannah: So? I'm Jewish, I'm Israeli, I have a right to say it!
Female voice #1 from inside the closet: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?
Male voice #1: Don't hurt me! It wasn't me!!!
Male voice 2: Oww...you're stepping on my head, Gecko!
Male voice 3: Oooh, squishy!
Male voice 2: THATS MY HEAD!
Male voice 4: I want outta here!
Female voice 2: Shuttup, you three!
Hannah: oh, no...it's...
Sam: Your other alter egos...
Salemon: Y'all is in deep trouble naow...
Hannah: What do you mean, me?!? YOU GOTTA HELP TOO!!
*Six alter egos burst from the closet*
ChibiChaomon: It's real party now! *gets up and starts dancing*
Hannah: YOU GUYS HELP ME!!! Damn, if only Heather were here now, SHE'D know
howta deal with Niriko and Yamato...
Sam: Why? You created them!
Hannah: BUT SHE'S THE ULTIMATE SLAYERS FANATIC NOT ME!
Niriko: Whaddya mean, DEAL with us?
Yamato: Uhh...yeah, what Niriko said.
Louie: MERNER!!!
Gecko: I like pies.
GIR: ME TOO!
Frog: I wanna go back in the closet.
Dib: So do I!!!
Niriko: I'm not going back in that closet! I'D BE STUCK WITH YAMATO!!!
Yamato: It's not a problem with me...*Niriko glares at him*...but
if you hate it, so do I!!! Heh, heh...
Britney: That's it, I quit this dumb job!
Hannah: YOU CAN'T QUIT BEING MY ALTER EGO! I CREATED YOU!!!
Salemon: Y'all know what would make this real perfect? If'n Gaz and Kaz
came back right now...
Zim: Yes, I can't wait till Gaz comes back!
Dib: I hope they never come back...especially Kaz!
Sam: Ya know what would make MY day perfect, Dib? *Looks at him*
*Gaz and Kaz enter Sam's room*
Hannah: NO!
Meraiz: Wait a second! I think I remember the time setting...
Silef: WHAT IS IT?!?
Meraiz: Umm...well I know I set so that the timer would start once the ignition
was turned on...
Silef: WHAT IS THE TIME SETTING? TELL ME!!!!
Meraiz: Umm...let's see...uh...er...nope, can't remember!
Silef: I HATE YOU!
*GIR2 is still flying the Voot Runner* GIR2: YEEEHEEEHEHEHEEEE!!
Silef: Forget, I'm not even trying this time!
Meraiz *under her breath*: Quitter.
Silef: WHAT?!?
Croc: hey, hey, what's going on?
Britney: Shut up, you freak.
Frog: I thought you quit.
Britney: What does THAT mean?
Frog: I thought your basic job as a narrator was to insult and
bully the cast of the comic!
Britney: For once you have a point, but...just because I quit
it doesn't mean I can't still insult you!
Niriko: What the heck are YOU supposed to be?!?
Meraiz: We're Irkens!
Niriko: Uh, yeah...whatever.
Yamato: What? Zelgadis is a part-golem!
Niriko: But he's not an alien freak!
Britney: Look who's talking, you're a sorceress!
Niriko: And what's so odd about that?
Frog: Get me out of here.
Dib: Ditto.
Sam: What are you talking about Dib? And you never asked
what would make my day perfect!
*Hannah's 5 Chibis walk in*
ChibiAce: The Chibis have arrived!
ChibiSam: Where's my cereal?
Salemon: Shaddup, ya cereal-obsessed freak!
Dib: Huh, look who's talking-it's freakishly dressed bunny rabbit!
Salemon *anime-vein thingy on her head, teeth gritted*: What did
y'all call me?!?
Dib: You heard me!
Hannah: Dib, don't go there. I swear to God, you're gonna get your ass
kicked.
Dib: yeah right.
Salemon: Yeah, I'm a freakishly-dressed bunny rabbit all right. WIT METAL
SHOES!!! *she kicks him and it knocks him out*
Sam/Silef: DIBBY!!!
Sam: He never got to answer my question!
GIR: I love this show.
Yamato: What the heck are those? *points at Chibis*
ChibiAce: We're Chibis!
Niriko: What?
ChibiSam: Chibis are little mini clones of peoples! I'm a chibi of Samantha!
ChibiAce: I'm ChibiAce!
ChibiWizardmon: laalaaalee...I'm ChibiWizardmon!
ChibiDeputymon: I'm ChibiDeputymon!
ChibiStarmon: I'm ChibiStarmon!
ChibiYamato: I'm ChibiYamato!
Yamato: How is there a clone of ME?!? THAT THING DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE
ME!!!
Hannah: He's a ChibiClone of my boyfriend!
Niriko: You're DATING HER?!?
Yamato: huh? No way-I-DON'T HURT ME NIRIKO!!!
Niriko: I will spare your life...until the next time we get locked in the
closet!!!
Yamato: Mommy...
Frog: I hate my life. I hate Gecko. Oh, did I mention I hate my life?
Britney: Oh, shuddup, you little whiny baby!
GIR2: YEYEEHEHEHEEE!! *GIR jumps on*
GIR/GIR2: YEHEHEHEEEEEE!!!
Meraiz: GIR NO!!!
GIR: hey, what's that flashy-light thingy?
Silef: What...flashy...light...thingy?!?
GIR2: There's this red flashy thingy flashing. And the screen says
something...
Sam: WHAT DOES IT SAY?!?
GIR: W-wa-warn-warnig?
Silef *slaps forehead*: I KNEW I should've done a spellcheck on my Voot
Runner's flashing signs...
Hannah: Wait a minute. If it says "Warning", that means...
ALL: IT'S GONNA BLOW!!! AAAAHHHH!!
Sam: DIB! WAKE UP DIBBY!
Keith: AAAHHH! I WUV YOU MERAIZ!!!
Kaz *eating calzone and finishes it*: I'm thirsty. How about you?
Gaz: Yeah, let's go get a soda.
*They leave*
Niriko: I HATE YOU YAMATO!!!
Yamato: What did I do?!?
Niriko: EVERYTHING!!!
Yamato: Can I give you a goodbai kiss before we die?
Niriko: HELL NO!
GIR/GIR2 *start freaking out*: AAH! AHH! AHHHHH!!! *they yell in each
other's ears and scream in each other's faces* AAH! AHH! AHHHHHH!!!
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!! *the Voot Runner
explodes*
Sam: LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY ROOM!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Meraiz: Whoops.
Silef *grabs Meraiz by the neck and starts shaking/choking her* YOU WILL
DIE, MERAIZ!!!
Meraiz: ACK!!
Sam: CHIBIYAMATO!!!
ChibiYamato: yyyyeeeeessssss?
Sam: GET EVERYONE IN THE CLOSET-except Dib.
ChibiYamato: Okie pokie! *he rounds everyone in the room up except for Dib
and Samantha in about ten minutes. Then he locks them in the closet.* All
done!
Sam: *sigh* Finally...now, Dib-ANSWER MY QUESTION! Do you know what would
make my day perfect?
Dib: uuummm...free tickets to a Teenaged Wolves concert...?
Hannah *in closet*: SAM! LEMME OUTTA HERE!!! YOUR IDIOT CHIBI LOCKED ME IN HERE!!!
Salemon *in closet*: Gemme outta here!!!
Gatomon *in closet*: ME TOO!! YOU WILL DIE CHIBIYAMATO!!!
Yamato *in closet*: Hey, Niriko, that's a LOT like what you say to me-
Niriko: Another word, Yamato, and this sword will no longer be so shiny
clean...!
THE END (for now)
This is the second part to the wacko Invader Zim/Digimon/Frog&Gecko
Comix/Slayers fanfiction that originally was an IM Chat!
Samantha's Alter Egos:
Samantha (duh)
Gatomon *Digimon*
Dib *Invader Zim*
Silef the Irken *Invader Zim*
Gaz *Invader Zim*
GIR2 *Invader Zim*
ChibiYamato *Digimon*
Zim *Invader Zim*
Hannah's Alter Egos:
Hannah/Wizardwomon (duh)
Salemon *Digimon*
ChibiChaomon *Digimon*
Wizardmon, the Guardian Spirit *Digimon*
Frog *Frog&Gecko Comix*
Gecko *Frog&Gecko Comix*
Narrator Britney *Frog&Gecko Comix*
The Croc *Frog&Gecko Comix*
GIR *Invader Zim*
Meraiz *Invader Zim*
Kaz *Invader Zim*
Keith *Invader Zim*
ChibiAce *Digimon*
ChibiSamantha *Digimon*
ChibiWizardmon *Digimon*
ChibiDeputymon *Digimon*
ChibiStarmon *Digimon*
Niriko Inverse and her bunny dude Louie *Slayers*
Yamato *Slayers, Gourry's Brother*
Sam: Hi, Hannah.
Hannah: Hi, Samantha. Did you lock your alter-egos in your closet?
Sam: Yeah, but ChibiYamato keeps letting them out! The only one that
I did keep outta the closet is...Dib...
Hannah: *rolls eyes* OK...why don't you just lock ChibiYamato in there too?
Sam: Well if I open the door, then GIR2 will fly out and run away on Silef's
Voot Runner!
Hannah: I don't have a closet to lock them in yet, and thats why I used your
closet. I'm not moving up to my new room till after Camp!
Salemon: It sucks living in a construction site!
ChibiChaomon: What's this door? *Begins to turn the doorknob*
ALL: STOP!!! *He stops*
ChibiChaomon: Why?
Sam: MY ALTER EGOS ARE IN THERE AND THEY'LL GET AWAY!!
ChibiChaomon: Oooohhhh...whats a alter ego?
Hannah *slaps forehead*: Oh my god. I'll explain later!
*GIR jumps out of her backpack*
Hannah: GIR!!! How--did--
GIR *sipping a slurpee*: I wanted to get another slurpee! So I left
your room and went out.
Hannah: Oh, man...and we can't lock him in, we'll let out the others...
*GIR is walking towards the closet*
GIR: hey, nice door. *Sees knob and becomes transfixed on it* Ooohhh...
shiny thingy...feel an urge to rotate...*back to normal hyper active self*
I'm gonna turn the knob! *jumps up and twists it. There is a huge explosion-
type thing as all the alter egos jump out of the closet*
ChibiYamato: Hey, the alter egos got out, and it wasn't even my fault!! COOL!
Dib: OK, good, while they're getting out, I'll go in!
Sam: OH NO YOU DON'T! *grabs him*
Meraiz: NOW TO CONQUER THE WORLD-and my obnoxious cousins.
Kaz: I've gotta find my Gameslave-I KNOW I brought it...here it is!
Gaz: That's mine!
Kaz: No, it's mine, I wrote my name on the back.
Gaz: So did I! *They turn it over, but the first letter of the name is
smudged*
Kaz&Gaz: NOOOOO!!!
Gaz: OK, that's it, I'm having pizza now.
Kaz: I want a calzone.
Gaz: Let's go! *They walk out the door*
Hannah: GIR YOU IDIOT!
GIR2 *running around in the Voot Runner*: YEEEHEEEHEEEE!!
Silef: UNHAND MY VOOT RUNNER!
Meraiz: Relax, Silef.
Silef: relax? RELAX?! How can I RELAX when a demented robot has
my ship?!?
Meraiz: Don't worry. I set it on Self-Destruct.
Silef: YOU WHAT?!? I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU RIGHT AFTER I CONQUER THE
EARTH!!!
Meraiz: How can you conquer anything without your Voot Runner? AAHH!
DON'T TOUCH ME! *They begin fighting*
GIR: Uh-oh...my slurpee's all gone! I'm gonna get another one!
Hannah: OH NO YOU DON'T!!! *snatches GIR*
Dib: Hey, there's something missing...
Sam: What?
Zim: KEITH! Keith-where is that idiot wormbaby?!?
Hannah: Don't mention his name! If he hears his-
Keith: Hi, everyone!
Hannah: OH NO!
Keith: Hey, it's a party! Let's dance, GIR! *They start dancing
like at the disco party*
Hannah: Ignorance must be bliss...
Sam: We are plagued!
*Meraiz finally pins Silef*
Meraiz: HAHA! I AM OMNIPOTENT!!! *Keith hears her and stops dancing*
Keith: HEY! It's my girlfriend!!!
Meraiz: WHAT?!? Keith, I'm NOT your girlfriend-
Silef: Yes, Keith, and she wants to DATE you!!! YAHAHA!
Zim: Yes, she wants to cruise with you on the...Love Ship...
Keith: Really?
Meraiz: NO! NOT REALLY!! NOOOO!!!
Keith: I love you too, Meraiz! *grabs her in an eye-popping hug*
Meraiz: Achh..ack...gettoff...
Dib: Ha! Now you can't make fun of me, Mrs. Keith!
Meraiz: Ack-you-
Sam: I WANNA BE MRS. DIB! *grabs Dib in an eye-popping hug*
Dib: Aaaaaaa-ack-
Silef: HEY!
Meraiz: Silef-help...
Hannah: I can't beleive they're actually FIGHTING over DIB! This is
sickening. I'm outta here!
Dib: No-ack-help...
Hannah: And why should I? YOU were the one who let out Keith!!!
Dib: I'll-do-anything...ANYTHING...just get them away...
Hannah: Anything?
Dib: ANYTHING!!!
Hannah: Hey, Sam, you know the Teenaged Wolves is on an American
tour? They're supposed to come here today! And Matt's doing personal
autographs...
Sam: WHAT?!? Where?
Hannah: Down the street at the concert hall!
Sam: AAAIII!!! YESSS!!! *Runs out the door and drops Dib*
Silef: ALL MINE!!! *hugs Dib tighter*
Dib: Now...ack-Silef-
Hannah: Oh, but Silef isn't MY alter ego-I wouldn't know
how to get rid of her! HAHA! Sorry.
Dib: Nooooo...
Silef: MARRY ME!!!
Dib: AHHHHHHH!!! I DON'T DO INTERSPECIES!!!
Silef: I DON'T CARE! Hey, Hannah...who's Matt?
Hannah: Oh, some rock star guy she likes who happens to be my boyfriend.
Silef: YOUR BOYFRIEND IS A ROCK STAR?!?
Hannah: What now you like him too?
Silef: No, not really. I LOVE DIBBY!
Dib: Dibby...?
GIR2 *rushing back into the room*: YEEEEHEEEHHEE!!
Silef: GIR2! GET DOWN HERE!!!
Meraiz: HAHA! AAH-Keith get off!
Salemon: Huh, this is about da most amusin thang I ever sawed!
Hannah: Salemon, you need to take an oral grammar class.
Salemon: Shaddup.
ChibiChaomon: Slurp-slurpeeeeeeeeee! *sips slurpee*
GIR: Hey, can I have some?
ChibiChaomon: YEA!
Gatomon *walks into the room all groggy*: What's going on? I was
taking a nap! *sees commotion* CHIBIYAMATO!
Hannah: it wasn't him, for once. It was GIR!!!
Gatomon: Oh. Can I have some of that slurpee?
GIR: Anybody want tuna?
Salemon: ME!!!
Gatomon: hey, where's Samantha?
ChibiChaomon: She thinks dere's a Teenaged Wolves Concert down
the street.
Hannah: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! STOP!!!
*The four of them stop and look at her*
Salemon: What?
Hannah: YOU SHOULD BE HELPING TO PUT ALL THE ALTER EGOS BACK!!!
ChibiChaomon: But dey didn't all escapey.
Hannah: ...huh?
Salemon *offhandedly*: Oh yeah, some o' yores didn't get out.
Hannah: I'm afraid to ask, but...who?!?
Salemon: Uh...Niriko, Yamato, Frog, Gecko, Britney, and Croc.
Hannah: I'd like to keep it-
*Samantha runs back into the room, enraged*
Samantha: THEY'RE NOT THERE! THERE ISN'T EVEN A CONCERT HALL
DOWN THE STREET, HANNAH!!! Dibby, console me...
Hannah: Oh, really? Too bad-
Dib: AAAAAAHHH!!!
*GIR2 is still riding the Voot Runner around the room*
Silef: Umm...Meraiz...how long is it till my Voot Runner explodes...?
Meraiz: Why?
Silef: BECAUSE I WANNA GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE BEFORE IT EXPLODES!!!
Meraiz: Oh. I dunno, I just pressed a random time setting.
Silef *grabs her by the collar of her shirt-thingy*: SO IT COULD EXPLODE
AT ANY GIVEN SECOND?!?
Meraiz *shrug*: Yeah, pretty much. Hey, could you put me down now?
Silef *drops Meraiz*: AAAHHHH!!!
Dib: My thoughts exactly when you try to marry me.
Sam: You...don't want to marry Silef? MARRY ME!!!
Dib: AAAAHHHH!!!
Keith: What about me, Meraiz?
Meraiz: Hell, no.
Keith: I WUV YOU TOO! *grabs onto her*
Meraiz: I HATE YOU! GET OFF!!!
GIR: I love this show.
GIR2: YEEHEEEHEHEEEEEEE!!
GIR: TAKE ME TOO!
Hannah: OK, maybe it's time I took this a up a notch a little...
*presses a button on her second Digivice and she turns into Wizardwomon. All
of the commotion in the room comes to a halt*
Meraiz: Gah...
Zim: What is the meaning of this?!?
Hannah: Tolja I wasn't human.
Zim: What are you?!? TELL ME!! I MUST KNOW!
Hannah: Uh...well, I'm half Digimon!
Dib: Interesting. What's your other half?
Hannah: Bug off, science freak. My other half is human!
Zim: You said you weren't a human!!!
Hannah: I'm not! I'm a half human!
Keith: Cool...
Meraiz: Do you still want to marry me now?
Keith: YUP!
Hannah: Now, all of this melee, come to a halt!! *Nothing happens* Oy
vey!
Sam: That's Yolei's line!
Hannah: So? I'm Jewish, I'm Israeli, I have a right to say it!
Female voice #1 from inside the closet: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?
Male voice #1: Don't hurt me! It wasn't me!!!
Male voice 2: Oww...you're stepping on my head, Gecko!
Male voice 3: Oooh, squishy!
Male voice 2: THATS MY HEAD!
Male voice 4: I want outta here!
Female voice 2: Shuttup, you three!
Hannah: oh, no...it's...
Sam: Your other alter egos...
Salemon: Y'all is in deep trouble naow...
Hannah: What do you mean, me?!? YOU GOTTA HELP TOO!!
*Six alter egos burst from the closet*
ChibiChaomon: It's real party now! *gets up and starts dancing*
Hannah: YOU GUYS HELP ME!!! Damn, if only Heather were here now, SHE'D know
howta deal with Niriko and Yamato...
Sam: Why? You created them!
Hannah: BUT SHE'S THE ULTIMATE SLAYERS FANATIC NOT ME!
Niriko: Whaddya mean, DEAL with us?
Yamato: Uhh...yeah, what Niriko said.
Louie: MERNER!!!
Gecko: I like pies.
GIR: ME TOO!
Frog: I wanna go back in the closet.
Dib: So do I!!!
Niriko: I'm not going back in that closet! I'D BE STUCK WITH YAMATO!!!
Yamato: It's not a problem with me...*Niriko glares at him*...but
if you hate it, so do I!!! Heh, heh...
Britney: That's it, I quit this dumb job!
Hannah: YOU CAN'T QUIT BEING MY ALTER EGO! I CREATED YOU!!!
Salemon: Y'all know what would make this real perfect? If'n Gaz and Kaz
came back right now...
Zim: Yes, I can't wait till Gaz comes back!
Dib: I hope they never come back...especially Kaz!
Sam: Ya know what would make MY day perfect, Dib? *Looks at him*
*Gaz and Kaz enter Sam's room*
Hannah: NO!
Meraiz: Wait a second! I think I remember the time setting...
Silef: WHAT IS IT?!?
Meraiz: Umm...well I know I set so that the timer would start once the ignition
was turned on...
Silef: WHAT IS THE TIME SETTING? TELL ME!!!!
Meraiz: Umm...let's see...uh...er...nope, can't remember!
Silef: I HATE YOU!
*GIR2 is still flying the Voot Runner* GIR2: YEEEHEEEHEHEHEEEE!!
Silef: Forget, I'm not even trying this time!
Meraiz *under her breath*: Quitter.
Silef: WHAT?!?
Croc: hey, hey, what's going on?
Britney: Shut up, you freak.
Frog: I thought you quit.
Britney: What does THAT mean?
Frog: I thought your basic job as a narrator was to insult and
bully the cast of the comic!
Britney: For once you have a point, but...just because I quit
it doesn't mean I can't still insult you!
Niriko: What the heck are YOU supposed to be?!?
Meraiz: We're Irkens!
Niriko: Uh, yeah...whatever.
Yamato: What? Zelgadis is a part-golem!
Niriko: But he's not an alien freak!
Britney: Look who's talking, you're a sorceress!
Niriko: And what's so odd about that?
Frog: Get me out of here.
Dib: Ditto.
Sam: What are you talking about Dib? And you never asked
what would make my day perfect!
*Hannah's 5 Chibis walk in*
ChibiAce: The Chibis have arrived!
ChibiSam: Where's my cereal?
Salemon: Shaddup, ya cereal-obsessed freak!
Dib: Huh, look who's talking-it's freakishly dressed bunny rabbit!
Salemon *anime-vein thingy on her head, teeth gritted*: What did
y'all call me?!?
Dib: You heard me!
Hannah: Dib, don't go there. I swear to God, you're gonna get your ass
kicked.
Dib: yeah right.
Salemon: Yeah, I'm a freakishly-dressed bunny rabbit all right. WIT METAL
SHOES!!! *she kicks him and it knocks him out*
Sam/Silef: DIBBY!!!
Sam: He never got to answer my question!
GIR: I love this show.
Yamato: What the heck are those? *points at Chibis*
ChibiAce: We're Chibis!
Niriko: What?
ChibiSam: Chibis are little mini clones of peoples! I'm a chibi of Samantha!
ChibiAce: I'm ChibiAce!
ChibiWizardmon: laalaaalee...I'm ChibiWizardmon!
ChibiDeputymon: I'm ChibiDeputymon!
ChibiStarmon: I'm ChibiStarmon!
ChibiYamato: I'm ChibiYamato!
Yamato: How is there a clone of ME?!? THAT THING DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE
ME!!!
Hannah: He's a ChibiClone of my boyfriend!
Niriko: You're DATING HER?!?
Yamato: huh? No way-I-DON'T HURT ME NIRIKO!!!
Niriko: I will spare your life...until the next time we get locked in the
closet!!!
Yamato: Mommy...
Frog: I hate my life. I hate Gecko. Oh, did I mention I hate my life?
Britney: Oh, shuddup, you little whiny baby!
GIR2: YEYEEHEHEHEEE!! *GIR jumps on*
GIR/GIR2: YEHEHEHEEEEEE!!!
Meraiz: GIR NO!!!
GIR: hey, what's that flashy-light thingy?
Silef: What...flashy...light...thingy?!?
GIR2: There's this red flashy thingy flashing. And the screen says
something...
Sam: WHAT DOES IT SAY?!?
GIR: W-wa-warn-warnig?
Silef *slaps forehead*: I KNEW I should've done a spellcheck on my Voot
Runner's flashing signs...
Hannah: Wait a minute. If it says "Warning", that means...
ALL: IT'S GONNA BLOW!!! AAAAHHHH!!
Sam: DIB! WAKE UP DIBBY!
Keith: AAAHHH! I WUV YOU MERAIZ!!!
Kaz *eating calzone and finishes it*: I'm thirsty. How about you?
Gaz: Yeah, let's go get a soda.
*They leave*
Niriko: I HATE YOU YAMATO!!!
Yamato: What did I do?!?
Niriko: EVERYTHING!!!
Yamato: Can I give you a goodbai kiss before we die?
Niriko: HELL NO!
GIR/GIR2 *start freaking out*: AAH! AHH! AHHHHH!!! *they yell in each
other's ears and scream in each other's faces* AAH! AHH! AHHHHHH!!!
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!! *the Voot Runner
explodes*
Sam: LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY ROOM!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Meraiz: Whoops.
Silef *grabs Meraiz by the neck and starts shaking/choking her* YOU WILL
DIE, MERAIZ!!!
Meraiz: ACK!!
Sam: CHIBIYAMATO!!!
ChibiYamato: yyyyeeeeessssss?
Sam: GET EVERYONE IN THE CLOSET-except Dib.
ChibiYamato: Okie pokie! *he rounds everyone in the room up except for Dib
and Samantha in about ten minutes. Then he locks them in the closet.* All
done!
Sam: *sigh* Finally...now, Dib-ANSWER MY QUESTION! Do you know what would
make my day perfect?
Dib: uuummm...free tickets to a Teenaged Wolves concert...?
Hannah *in closet*: SAM! LEMME OUTTA HERE!!! YOUR IDIOT CHIBI LOCKED ME IN HERE!!!
Salemon *in closet*: Gemme outta here!!!
Gatomon *in closet*: ME TOO!! YOU WILL DIE CHIBIYAMATO!!!
Yamato *in closet*: Hey, Niriko, that's a LOT like what you say to me-
Niriko: Another word, Yamato, and this sword will no longer be so shiny
clean...!
THE END (for now)