AUTHOR'S NOTE: I don't own Cyber6, anything from
Cyber6, and so forth. And I don't own the huge nasty bug that just landed on my
window. And I also don't own the song I'm doing a parody of (which, by the way,
is This is Me by Dream.)
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Cyber6, very sad, is sitting in a shabby little
coffee shop, drinking an espresso and thinking about all of her troubles, when
suddenly the shop's owner announces that tonight is karaoke night. *What the
heck,* C6 decides. She gets up and walks to the mike as the music starts.
"Jose's a brat
Never liked him much, you see
Makes fun of my cape and hat
He always tries to kill me
Baby, I'm not complaining,
I actually think he's kinda cute
But that opinion is gone
now I see Jose's a fruit
He's making me crazy, he's making me mad
I want to kick his butt so bad
But you see, if I do, I will die
and that's the reason why-
My life sucks, can't you see
how hard it is to be me?
My only friend don't know I'm a girl
If he finds out I know he'll hurl
Why can't I have a life?
All I want is to be his wife
He thinks I'm a guy and that is bad,
can't you see, my life sucks, I am sad!
Stop trying to pity me
I'm at the lowest point to be
The only thing I like to do
is jump on people's roofs
My panther's my brother, I've no other friends
Is this how my life will come to an end?
My coffee is cold, I have no money
Will someone lend a buck to me?
My life sucks, can't you see
how hard it is to be me?
If I defeat all my enemies,
I will die very quickly
Why can't I get a clue?
I'm gonna dump this joint and move
This city can protect itself, man-
can't you see, can't you see-
my life sucks, I am sad!"
