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Lets transport ourselves to that Saturday evening...

As instructed, Telphie Silmitt was carrying a white rose. She spotted her dream date, promised by Zell, in front of the Balamb's Hotel. He was wearing a similar white rose in his lapel, and seemed kind of anxious about meeting her.

Telphie: "Irvine?"

Kirvine: "Selphie?"

Selphie: "You're Kirvine? What kind of a moronic name is that?"

Irvine: "Who's talking? 'Telphie'? Puu-leeze!"

Selphie: "Watcha doing here?"

Irvine: "I could ask ya the same question, Missy."

Selphie: "Then, why don't ya?"

Irvine: "I am."

Selphie: "No, you're not."

Irvine: "Am too!"

Selphie: "Are not!"

Irvine: "Am too!"

Selphie: "Are not!"

Irvine: "Are too!"

Selphie: "Are not!"

Irvine: "Are too!"

Selphie: "ARE TOO!"

Irvine: "ARE NOT!"

Selphie: "Haha! Told you so!" ^_^

Irvine: "Shucks! You're a real pain in the butt!"

Selphie: "Am not!"

Irvine: "Are too!"

Selphie: "Am not!"

Irvine: "Are too!"

Selphie: "Am not!"

Irvine: "Are too!"

Selphie: "Am not!"

Irvine: "Are too!"

Selphie: "AM TOO!"

Irvine: "ARE NOT!"

Selphie: "Thank you for agreeing with me, Irvy!" ^_^

Irvine: "Stop it!"

Selphie: "Says who?"

Irvine: "Just stop it!"

Selphie: "I hate you!"

Irvine: "I hate you more!"

Selphie: "I hate you to infinity plus one!"

Irvine: "The same to you, and more of it!"

Selphie: "Big meanie!"

Irvine: "Hey, that's Rinoa's line."

Selphie: "Big-meanie-Mr.Know-it-all!"

Irvine: "Prozac junkie!"

Selphie: "Poopoo pants!"

Irvine: "Potty mouth!"

Selphie: "I would date Vick330 before I ever dated you again!"

Irvine: "Ouch! That's low!"

Selphie: "You're right, I take it back, sorry."


[The writer here, now I'm hurt *sniff* ;_; ]


Irvine: "Oh, Baby, I missed you."

Selphie: "Missed you too."

Irvine: "Missed ya more."

Selphie: "Did not!"

Irvine: "Did too!"

Selphie: "Did not!"

Irvine: "Did too!"

Selphie: "Did not!"

Irvine: "Did too!"

Selphie: "Did not!"

Irvine: "Did too!"

Selphie: "DID TOO!"

Irvine: "DID NOT!"

Selphie: "Ha! Ha! I knew it! Gotcha again!" ^_^

Irvine: "You're driving me CRAZY!"

Selphie: "You don't need me to drive you there!"

Irvine: "You're right! You do it just by being you!"

Selphie: "Go to Hell!"

Irvine: "Sure! There's better company there than right here!"

Selphie: "John Wayne wannabe!"

Irvine: "Hair-fixative freak!"

Selphie: "Kiss me!"

Irvine: "Huh?"

SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!! ::Selphie gives a big wet kiss to Irvine::

Irvine: "Ho!"

Selphie: "Wanna go see a movie?"

Irvine: "Right!"

Selphie: "But Zell is gonna pay for this! Mwahahahahaha!"

Irvine: (Brrrr! She makes my blood freeze when she laughs like that)


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Hinoa met her date at the entrance to Balamb Town, she was not wearing her thick-rimmed glasses (with fake nose and moustache), and neither was he. It was a great improvement, believe me.

Hinoa: "Nijiar?"

Nijiar: "Huh, ya know? Hinoa, ya know?"

Hinoa: "All right, you poor excuse for a writer! The joke's over! Call me by my @#$% name!"

[Man, I don't have much luck with these women - I know! I will write a fic about it! - On with the story now]

Rinoa: "THAT GOOD FOR NOTHING ZELL! HE'S DEAD MEAT!!!"

Raijin: "Ya know, I had these for ya, ya know."

Rinoa: "Flowers? They're beautiful, that's so sweet Raijin."

Raijin: "Awww! Ya know..." ::blushes::

Rinoa: "I mean it, Squall has never given me flowers."

Raijin: "I also bought ya this, ya know."

Rinoa: "Choco-chicobos! My favorite candy, how did you know?"

Raijin: "I saw ya, well saw Hinoa, eatin' some in the library, ya know."

Rinoa: "Do you have any more surprises for me?"

Raijin: "Weeeell, ya know, I didn't know where this would lead, ya know, so I also have this, ya know."

Rinoa: "IS THAT A DIAMOND ON THAT RING?" ::takes out a magnifying glass, checks the diamond, nearly faints::

Raijin: "Ya don't have to give me an answer now, ya know."

Rinoa: "All this is so sudden, what about dinner?"

Raijin: "Huh, with ya, ya know?"

Rinoa: "Of course with me, silly! You're so cute, I've never noticed before."

Raijin [blushing furiously]: "Ya know, my uncle is the owner of the Balamb's Deli & Grill, ya know."

Rinoa: "It sounds lovely."

Raijin: Ya know, this is the first time I go this far on a date, ya know, without being kicked, ya know."

Rinoa: "Don't worry, I will not kick you."

Raijin [gallantly offering his arm]: "Ya wanna go to the Deli, ya know?"

Rinoa: "Lead the way, ya know."


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Laguna: "Edea?"

Edea: "Laguna?"

Laguna: "Man, Zell is going to hear about this!"

Edea: "It works for me."

Laguna: "What about Cid?"

Edea: "He plotted to have me killed, remember?"

Laguna: "But SeeD was your idea, and you did try to destroy the world."

Edea: "We're separated anyway. There was too much strain on the relationship."

Laguna: "Well, my Ragnarock is parked around the corner. What about dinner?"

Edea: "It sounds lovely."

Laguna: "I guess it's a date then."

Edea: "You guessed right handsome."

Laguna: "Huh? Isn't that instructor Trepe? Out on a Saturday night?"

Edea: "Good for her, it's about time she had some fun."

Laguna: "She probably has more sense than us, going to Zell for dates, Hahaha!"

Edea: "You're right, but I'm sure glad I did."

Laguna: "Me too, my Lady, should we?"

Edea: "I'd be enchanted."


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While Laguna and Edea take place aboard the Ragnarock, Quistis spots her 'date', and three eyes widen in disbelief.

Quistis: "Fujin?"

Fujin: "QUISTIS"

Quistis: "What are you doing here?"

Fujin: "ZELL"

Quistis: "That little @#$%! What's wrong with him! Does he think I like girls?"

Fujin: *cougheverybodydoescough*

Quistis: "What?"

Fujin: "NOTHING"

Quistis: "I'm gonna blow that little @#$% off the face of the planet!"

Fujin: "ME TOO"

Quistis: "I gave Zell clear indications! I wanted an uncommunicative, broody, introverted guy!" ::looks at Fujin:: "Oh! I guess I should have specified the gender."

Fujin: "YOU SHOULD"

Quistis: Let me guess, you asked for a blond, blue-eyed guy."

Fujin: "AFFIRMATIVE"

Quistis: "FIRST, I'M GONNA KILL ZELL! AND THEN BURY HIM UNDER TONS, AND TONS OF HOMEWORK! AND THEN LEAVE HIM IN DETENTION UNTIL HE AND HIS GRANDCHILDREN ARE IN THE SAME CLASS!"

Fujin: "AGREES"

Quistis: "Man, what now?"

Fujin: "EVENING RUINED"

Quistis: "He! I know, we can go to that bar where guys like Vick330 hang out."

Fujin: "LOSERS"

Quistis: "That's the whole idea, I don't have any money on me, that @#$% Zell charged me double rate, just because I flunked him in math. You have any Gil on you?"

Fujin [looking sad]: "NO"

Quistis: "So we go there, and we'll have all these desperate guys offering us drinks. What do you think?"

Fujin: "GOOD IDEA"

Quistis: "I know, all my ideas are good."

Fujin: *coughnotallcough*

Quistis: "I heard that! Say what you want, I can't think of one of my ideas that went bad."

Fujin: *coughThrowingYourselfAtSquallcough*

Quistis: "Huh?"

Fujin: "SORE THROAT"

Quistis: "Lets go then, and Fujin?"

Fujin: "YES"

Quistis: "You should show less cleavage, remember that these guys haven't seen a girl in ages, we don't want to scare them off."

Fujin: "BETTER?"

Quistis: "Yeah, that will do...Hey, is that Squall?" o_O

Fujin: "AND SEIFER"

Quistis: "What the...They're holding hands?" O_O

Fujin: "THEY ARE"

Quistis: "NO! Don't tell me! They're not! They wouldn't dare! I don't believe this! Have they no shame?"

Fujin: "CUTE"

Quistis: "I guess it's kind of cute, now come, we want to get to the bar before the patrons' curfew."

Fujin: "RIGHT"


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You wanna know what that was all about (Squall & Seifer)? You really wanna? Really? Sure? Affirmative?

Then read the rest of this piece of cra... - er - piece of literature, that's it, literature, really.


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Squall: "Sophie?"

Seifer: "Lea?"

Squall: "Whatever."

Seifer: "THAT @#$% DINCHT! I'M GONNA #$%& HIM!!!"

Squall: "Whatever."

Seifer: "Man, my evening is ruined!"

Squall: "Hey, it's no ball for me either."

Seifer: "You don't get it, everybody has been avoiding me since I tried to kill you all."

Squall: "Whatever."

Seifer: "I'm just trying to fit in again, I've changed you know."

Squall: "Whatever."

Seifer: "Especially you, Squall. You have every reason to hate me."

Squall: "Whatever."

Seifer: "You mean that you forgive me?"

Squall: "Whatever."

Seifer: "Man! You're the best! You don't know how much this means to me."

Squall: "Whatever."

Seifer: "For real, I've never felt so close to you before."

Squall: "Whatever."

Seifer: "Listen, I have two tickets to a premiere, and I'd hate to go alone."

Squall: "Which movie?"

Seifer: "PowerPuff Girls meet Godzilla 2001, the sequel."

Squall's Brain: (Mmmm! Date with Seifer = Baaad. PowerPuff Girls = Goood. Godzilla = Greeeat. Both together= Aaaawesome)

Squall: "All right, you're on."

Seifer: "Good, popcorn's on you, though."

Squall: "K."

:: They walk towards the movie-theatre, suddenly and idea hits Seifer ::

Seifer: "Say, Squall, you wanna?"

Squall: "What?"

Seifer: "Well, ya know..."

Squall: "Seifer, we're in public, it's kind of a private matter to me."

Seifer: "Awww, the Squall Leonhart I know doesn't care about what other people think."

Squall: "I don't know."

Seifer: "C'mon! It'll be fun!"

Squall: "All right! Give me your hand!"

:: Squall and Seifer, holding hands, skipping towards the movie theater, and singing the PowerPuff Girls' theme ::

"Blossom, commander and the leader
Bubbles, she is the joy and laughter
Buttercup, she's the toughest fighter
Powerpuffs save the day...
Fighting crime, trying to save the world
Here they come just in time, the PowerPuff Girls
Fighting crime, trying to save the world
Here they come just in time, the PowerPuff Girls

POWERPUFF!"


Seifer: "Hahahaha! That was great!" ^__^

Squall: "Oh boy! Did you see the look on people's faces? HILARIOUS!" ^__^

Seifer: "I haven't had this much fun since Irvine lost that bet to Selphie."

Squall: "Oh yeah! He had to go to the Garden's ball dressed as Pikachu."

Seifer: "Say, Squall. I never thought that you're so much fun to hang out with."

Squall: "Same here."

Seifer: "Hey, I know this karaoke place in Dollet. Wanna go, after the movie?"

Squall: "Sure!"