"Bravely bold Zelgadis, brought forth from Rezo's lab,
He was not afraid to die, O brave Zelgadis,
He was not afraid at all to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave, Zelgadis,
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
Or his elbows broken!
To have his knee caps torn, or his body burned away,
His limbs all hacked and mangled, Brave Zelgadis!
His heart cut out, and his head removed,
And his nostrils unplugged, or his feet lopped off,
Or his elbows unhinged…"
Lina hummed. (In case you didn't know, this is an adaptation of "Brave, brave Sir Robin" from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", which I do not "own".)
"Uh, where did you learn that?" asked a clearly uncomfortable Zelgadis.
"Sore wa Himitsu Desu!!!" Lina responded, grinning, closing her eyes and waging her index finger as she did.
"…right."
"Ah well, I'll make it all better." *smooches*