Would you kill my wife?
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing (DAMNIT!) or the joke titled "Would
you kill my wife" the real author is Combat Chuck from funny.com and GW
belongs to whoever the hell owns it.
Author's Note: Wow...I don't know how I got this. Well actually I do -_-*
I was reading the jokes at www.funny.com and I came across one that made
me laugh hysterically. I remembered it a few days later after reading GW
fics then thought 'hmm I wonder what I could write with that one joke
and my favorite GW couple?' So I'm warning you now; I did come up with
something and this, shockingly, is it. Bum, bum, bum.
~*~*~*~
One day, five months after Sally and Wufei's wedding, our favorite
blue eyed Preventer wasn't feeling so good.
"Wufei I think I should stay home from work today." Sally said to
her husband in a congested voice.
"You look fine." was all Wufei said in response.
"You just don't want to do all my work. Bastard..."
"It's not the work I care about it's your health and right now I
think you'll survive a day at work."
"I'm a *doctor*, damnit!"
"Oh..." 'Shit. She's right.' "Fine. Stay home."
Sally smiled and held her arms out to hug Wufei.
"Don't touch me if your sick!" he exclaimed.
Sally made a pissed face and held up the middle finger on her right
hand.
"I love you too." Wufei said and left.
It was about noon and Wufei wasn't even done filling out half the
stack of papers on his desk. He sighed when he remembered how he had to
finish Sally's too. (AN: Screw the law that says two married people can't
work at the same place!)
He started to feel bad about leaving Sally home alone. He pictured
her sleeping on the couch, the TV blaring some daytime soap opera.
'Poor woman.' he thought and shook his head. He picked up the phone
to call her.
Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring!
"Damnit woman! Your sick not disabled!"
"Hello?" came an unfamiliar female voice.
'What the hell?' Wufei thought. Who could possibly be at his house
other than his wife? Well lets see, Hilde was in Hawaii with Duo on their
honeymoon, Noin and Zechs went to pick up their son from daycare, Lady Une
was bitching out some guy in the next room for watching illegal porn on the
TV in the lounge, and Heero finally shot Relena two months ago.
"Who is this?" Wufei asked the woman.
"The maid." the lady replied.
"We don't have a maid." Wufei said in a questioning tone.
"I was just hired today by the lady of the house." the maid
explained.
"Well this is her husband. Where is she now?" Wufei asked.'That
weakling is using my money to hire someone else to do her job!'
"Umm, upstairs in her room with some man who I thought was her
husband." The maid answered truthfully.
'What the fucking hell?!?!' Wufei thought. 'Not even a year into
our marriage and that baka woman is already cheating! I'll show that
pathetic onna not to play me!'
He was royally pissed. "How would you like to make $50,000?" he
asked the maid.
"Sure. What do I have to do?" the maid asked.
"Go into the living room. There should be a desk. Look in the
drawers; there should be a gun in one of them with atleast two bullets."
Wufei instructed her.
"Uh huh."
"I want you to shoot that bitch and the asshole she's with." Wufei
finsihed.
"Ok, hold on." the maid said.
Wufei heard the maid put down the phone, find the gun, walk up
the steps and two gunshots.
The maid came back to the phone. "What do you want me to do with
the bodies?"
"Bury them behind the bamboo trees in the backyard." Wufei answered.
"Um...there are no bamboo trees in the backyard."
"What? No bamboo trees?!" Wufei exclaimed.
Silence.
"Is this 832-4821?" he asked.
~*~*~*~
I know, that was really OOC. But where's the fun without it? I'd love
to hear what you guys think and if you want to you can go check out the
actual joke on www.funny.com!
Thanks always for reading!
Little*Lady
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing (DAMNIT!) or the joke titled "Would
you kill my wife" the real author is Combat Chuck from funny.com and GW
belongs to whoever the hell owns it.
Author's Note: Wow...I don't know how I got this. Well actually I do -_-*
I was reading the jokes at www.funny.com and I came across one that made
me laugh hysterically. I remembered it a few days later after reading GW
fics then thought 'hmm I wonder what I could write with that one joke
and my favorite GW couple?' So I'm warning you now; I did come up with
something and this, shockingly, is it. Bum, bum, bum.
~*~*~*~
One day, five months after Sally and Wufei's wedding, our favorite
blue eyed Preventer wasn't feeling so good.
"Wufei I think I should stay home from work today." Sally said to
her husband in a congested voice.
"You look fine." was all Wufei said in response.
"You just don't want to do all my work. Bastard..."
"It's not the work I care about it's your health and right now I
think you'll survive a day at work."
"I'm a *doctor*, damnit!"
"Oh..." 'Shit. She's right.' "Fine. Stay home."
Sally smiled and held her arms out to hug Wufei.
"Don't touch me if your sick!" he exclaimed.
Sally made a pissed face and held up the middle finger on her right
hand.
"I love you too." Wufei said and left.
It was about noon and Wufei wasn't even done filling out half the
stack of papers on his desk. He sighed when he remembered how he had to
finish Sally's too. (AN: Screw the law that says two married people can't
work at the same place!)
He started to feel bad about leaving Sally home alone. He pictured
her sleeping on the couch, the TV blaring some daytime soap opera.
'Poor woman.' he thought and shook his head. He picked up the phone
to call her.
Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring!
"Damnit woman! Your sick not disabled!"
"Hello?" came an unfamiliar female voice.
'What the hell?' Wufei thought. Who could possibly be at his house
other than his wife? Well lets see, Hilde was in Hawaii with Duo on their
honeymoon, Noin and Zechs went to pick up their son from daycare, Lady Une
was bitching out some guy in the next room for watching illegal porn on the
TV in the lounge, and Heero finally shot Relena two months ago.
"Who is this?" Wufei asked the woman.
"The maid." the lady replied.
"We don't have a maid." Wufei said in a questioning tone.
"I was just hired today by the lady of the house." the maid
explained.
"Well this is her husband. Where is she now?" Wufei asked.'That
weakling is using my money to hire someone else to do her job!'
"Umm, upstairs in her room with some man who I thought was her
husband." The maid answered truthfully.
'What the fucking hell?!?!' Wufei thought. 'Not even a year into
our marriage and that baka woman is already cheating! I'll show that
pathetic onna not to play me!'
He was royally pissed. "How would you like to make $50,000?" he
asked the maid.
"Sure. What do I have to do?" the maid asked.
"Go into the living room. There should be a desk. Look in the
drawers; there should be a gun in one of them with atleast two bullets."
Wufei instructed her.
"Uh huh."
"I want you to shoot that bitch and the asshole she's with." Wufei
finsihed.
"Ok, hold on." the maid said.
Wufei heard the maid put down the phone, find the gun, walk up
the steps and two gunshots.
The maid came back to the phone. "What do you want me to do with
the bodies?"
"Bury them behind the bamboo trees in the backyard." Wufei answered.
"Um...there are no bamboo trees in the backyard."
"What? No bamboo trees?!" Wufei exclaimed.
Silence.
"Is this 832-4821?" he asked.
~*~*~*~
I know, that was really OOC. But where's the fun without it? I'd love
to hear what you guys think and if you want to you can go check out the
actual joke on www.funny.com!
Thanks always for reading!
Little*Lady