Disclaimers: If I owned Gundam, Relena would only be in the series to bash. Don't
own. Hey, a girl can only dream!
WARNINGS!!!: None really, WOASR, mild Relena-bashing...VERY mild. Fluff, AU, OOC,
confusion about self-d devices, etc. Nothin' but fluff.
Author Note: This was originally an e-mail...that explains the randomness, and I was
utterly borededededededed! C'ya at the bottom. Enjoy, and don't forget
to R&R!
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Confusion of the Detonators
By: S27
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Random Melissa- *Cracks up*
Duo- What's so funny?
Melissa- Heero Yuy impressions that go down all the way.
Duo- What?
Melissa- Stuff...Nee-san!
Duo- First of all...baka...I'm not a girl-
Melissa- Could of fooled me.
Duo- Whatever, second of all I'm not...oh...wait...yes I am!
Melissa- On with it onna.
Wufei- INJUSTICE!!! WEAKLINGS SHOULD CALL...uh...onnas? That's it! ONNAS ONNAS!!!
Trowa- ........
Duo- Yeah. I agree with Trowa. That doesn't make sense!!!
Heero- Damare.
Melissa- No way! This is MY junk and I'LL do what I want, when I want!!!
Quatre- You guys! We shouldn't be fighting at all!!!
Duo- Yeah, but...it's not like we're at war now!
Wufei- What's that suppose to mean Maxwell?
Relena- Heeeeeeeeeeeeeero!!!!
Duo- AHHHHHHHH!!! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!!!
Heero- Dame da! dame da! dame da! Damare Relena!
Duo- Well that helped a BUNCH Heero, but could you stop speakin' in Japanese?
It's annoying.
Heero- Baka.
Duo- I said stop it!!! It's your mission!
Heero- Nimnu Ryoukai...hn...dwegi[1]...
Duo- UGH!!!
Trowa- ......
Heero- *Glares at Trowa*
Duo- Yeah...I guess you're right. He *DID* stop.
Melissa- HELP!!! SOS! SOS! S-O-S!!!
Quatre- Tea time!!!
Melissa- Ew. Gross. I don't like your tea!
Quarte- ...Oh well!!! Neither do I!!!
Duo- Where's my coffee?!
Trowa- ......
Duo- That's right! I left it on the table! Right in front of me!!! Thanks Trowa.
You're a pal!
Quatre- Well...what do you all want to drink?
Melissa- WATER!!!
Duo- More coffee!!! STRONG!!! BLACK!!! COFFEE!!! RICH!!! And don't forget the sugar.
Wufei- Weakling. MILK! MILK helps bone grow strong, and health.
Trowa- .......
Heero- Mul[2]...
Duo- Hey! Didn't I say-
Melissa- That was Korean.
Quatre- Okay! 2 waters, 1 coffee, 2 teas, and 1 milk.
Wufei- ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!?!?!?!
Quatre- o_O! No, I-
Duo- Of COURSE he was!!! He thinks that MILK is weak! Just like yourself!!!
Wufei- WHY YOU!!!
Duo- *Gets slapped upside the head by Hee-chan* OW!!! Heero!!! What was that for?!
Heero- Hn...baka...
Duo- MMMMMM!!!! You failed your mission!!! You spoke in Japanese!!!
Heero- *Turns pale, and pulls out a button with a cord at the end of it* Nimnu
ryoukai...
Duo- NONONONONONONNONONONONONONONONO!!! I don't wanna die!!! Wait...Death does NOT
die from a mere self-detonation button!!! Or does it? *Though out this
WHOLE time Relena is screeching Heero's name*
Melissa- At least it'll get rid of Relena.
Trowa- ..............
Duo- OMS!!! Trowa is SO right!!! NOTHING can kill Relena!!! She's just here to bash!
Heero!!! Put the button down!!!
Heero- ...Iie...
Melissa- Don't worry about it! I already took care of that!
Wufei- What do you mean onna?! How?! Tell us you weakling!!!
Melissa- First you stop callin' me onna, and weakling.
Wufei- Hmph...there's no justice in this world...fine.
Melissa- I switched it with a barbaque grill ignitor[3]! He push, it shocks! It's
harmless!!!
Duo- I'm sorry. What was that? I wasn't listening.
Quatre- Nothing Duo. You're not going to die. Your-
Melissa- *Hand in her pocket* Hmm? What's this? ACK!!! Oh crap! Oh heck! Oh friggin'
monkeys!!! Oh-
Quate- Oh dear.
Wufei- What did you do?!
Melissa- Umm...forgot to switch the self-d button with the barbaque one? Heh, heh,
heh...?
Duo- I'm sorry. Did you say something?
Melissa- Uh-huh...Either keep Heero from pressin' that button, or RUN FOR YOUR DEAR
LIFE!!!
Heero- We'll commence operations in 10, 9, 8,-
Duo- Heero! Don't do it!!! *Lunges at Heero* Heero!!!
Melissa- Wait a minute...
Heero- 5...-
Melissa- Alright! I *DID* switch the button!!!
Duo- You WHAT?!
Heero- 3, 2...-
Trowa- ...
Quatre- I'm with you! I don't trust her!
Heero- 1- *KABOOOOOOOM!!! Pop!*
Duo- *Cough! Cough* Oi...Heero...*Cough* Am I alive?
Melissa- Oh...that was the confetti filled detonator.
All- O.o!
Duo- Hey! Relena's dead! *Points to he motionless body* See!
Meliss- Did I mention that it was toxic?
~Owari~
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[1]- Dwegi, means 'pig' in Korean. Yeah, yeah, I'm well aware that Duo is NOT a pig.
[2]- Mul, 'water' in Korean. What was he suppose to drink? Apple juice? Hm...
[3]- The ignitor...well, I got it form our old grill, and it looks like a detonation
thing. I like to shock people with it. Eheheheh...
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Author Note: I was bored, and hyper, I hope that you enjoyed. R&R! Peace to the world!
Not in a Relena way though.
own. Hey, a girl can only dream!
WARNINGS!!!: None really, WOASR, mild Relena-bashing...VERY mild. Fluff, AU, OOC,
confusion about self-d devices, etc. Nothin' but fluff.
Author Note: This was originally an e-mail...that explains the randomness, and I was
utterly borededededededed! C'ya at the bottom. Enjoy, and don't forget
to R&R!
~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~
Confusion of the Detonators
By: S27
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Random Melissa- *Cracks up*
Duo- What's so funny?
Melissa- Heero Yuy impressions that go down all the way.
Duo- What?
Melissa- Stuff...Nee-san!
Duo- First of all...baka...I'm not a girl-
Melissa- Could of fooled me.
Duo- Whatever, second of all I'm not...oh...wait...yes I am!
Melissa- On with it onna.
Wufei- INJUSTICE!!! WEAKLINGS SHOULD CALL...uh...onnas? That's it! ONNAS ONNAS!!!
Trowa- ........
Duo- Yeah. I agree with Trowa. That doesn't make sense!!!
Heero- Damare.
Melissa- No way! This is MY junk and I'LL do what I want, when I want!!!
Quatre- You guys! We shouldn't be fighting at all!!!
Duo- Yeah, but...it's not like we're at war now!
Wufei- What's that suppose to mean Maxwell?
Relena- Heeeeeeeeeeeeeero!!!!
Duo- AHHHHHHHH!!! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!!!
Heero- Dame da! dame da! dame da! Damare Relena!
Duo- Well that helped a BUNCH Heero, but could you stop speakin' in Japanese?
It's annoying.
Heero- Baka.
Duo- I said stop it!!! It's your mission!
Heero- Nimnu Ryoukai...hn...dwegi[1]...
Duo- UGH!!!
Trowa- ......
Heero- *Glares at Trowa*
Duo- Yeah...I guess you're right. He *DID* stop.
Melissa- HELP!!! SOS! SOS! S-O-S!!!
Quatre- Tea time!!!
Melissa- Ew. Gross. I don't like your tea!
Quarte- ...Oh well!!! Neither do I!!!
Duo- Where's my coffee?!
Trowa- ......
Duo- That's right! I left it on the table! Right in front of me!!! Thanks Trowa.
You're a pal!
Quatre- Well...what do you all want to drink?
Melissa- WATER!!!
Duo- More coffee!!! STRONG!!! BLACK!!! COFFEE!!! RICH!!! And don't forget the sugar.
Wufei- Weakling. MILK! MILK helps bone grow strong, and health.
Trowa- .......
Heero- Mul[2]...
Duo- Hey! Didn't I say-
Melissa- That was Korean.
Quatre- Okay! 2 waters, 1 coffee, 2 teas, and 1 milk.
Wufei- ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!?!?!?!
Quatre- o_O! No, I-
Duo- Of COURSE he was!!! He thinks that MILK is weak! Just like yourself!!!
Wufei- WHY YOU!!!
Duo- *Gets slapped upside the head by Hee-chan* OW!!! Heero!!! What was that for?!
Heero- Hn...baka...
Duo- MMMMMM!!!! You failed your mission!!! You spoke in Japanese!!!
Heero- *Turns pale, and pulls out a button with a cord at the end of it* Nimnu
ryoukai...
Duo- NONONONONONONNONONONONONONONONO!!! I don't wanna die!!! Wait...Death does NOT
die from a mere self-detonation button!!! Or does it? *Though out this
WHOLE time Relena is screeching Heero's name*
Melissa- At least it'll get rid of Relena.
Trowa- ..............
Duo- OMS!!! Trowa is SO right!!! NOTHING can kill Relena!!! She's just here to bash!
Heero!!! Put the button down!!!
Heero- ...Iie...
Melissa- Don't worry about it! I already took care of that!
Wufei- What do you mean onna?! How?! Tell us you weakling!!!
Melissa- First you stop callin' me onna, and weakling.
Wufei- Hmph...there's no justice in this world...fine.
Melissa- I switched it with a barbaque grill ignitor[3]! He push, it shocks! It's
harmless!!!
Duo- I'm sorry. What was that? I wasn't listening.
Quatre- Nothing Duo. You're not going to die. Your-
Melissa- *Hand in her pocket* Hmm? What's this? ACK!!! Oh crap! Oh heck! Oh friggin'
monkeys!!! Oh-
Quate- Oh dear.
Wufei- What did you do?!
Melissa- Umm...forgot to switch the self-d button with the barbaque one? Heh, heh,
heh...?
Duo- I'm sorry. Did you say something?
Melissa- Uh-huh...Either keep Heero from pressin' that button, or RUN FOR YOUR DEAR
LIFE!!!
Heero- We'll commence operations in 10, 9, 8,-
Duo- Heero! Don't do it!!! *Lunges at Heero* Heero!!!
Melissa- Wait a minute...
Heero- 5...-
Melissa- Alright! I *DID* switch the button!!!
Duo- You WHAT?!
Heero- 3, 2...-
Trowa- ...
Quatre- I'm with you! I don't trust her!
Heero- 1- *KABOOOOOOOM!!! Pop!*
Duo- *Cough! Cough* Oi...Heero...*Cough* Am I alive?
Melissa- Oh...that was the confetti filled detonator.
All- O.o!
Duo- Hey! Relena's dead! *Points to he motionless body* See!
Meliss- Did I mention that it was toxic?
~Owari~
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[1]- Dwegi, means 'pig' in Korean. Yeah, yeah, I'm well aware that Duo is NOT a pig.
[2]- Mul, 'water' in Korean. What was he suppose to drink? Apple juice? Hm...
[3]- The ignitor...well, I got it form our old grill, and it looks like a detonation
thing. I like to shock people with it. Eheheheh...
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Author Note: I was bored, and hyper, I hope that you enjoyed. R&R! Peace to the world!
Not in a Relena way though.