Author's Note: Anything.
Kitty Crystal
Meanwhile, in the dangerous pit that is also known as the commons room for the Slytherins, Crystal stood up and walked to her respectable dormitory, where she jumped up onto her bed and gazed about the room to see that to her liking, no one appeared to be there. She was alone. She gave an evil grin, like no other and began to purr. Crystal then pulled out some black satiny material from under her bed mattress. She slowly ran it across her face and began to jump on the bed yelping. "I'm cat girl beware, and I steal from the stupid and give to the………….(she stopped and thought), to the me!" She hastily pulled off her luscious robes and slipped into the silky smooth kitty costume. She slipped off of her bed and ran the built in nails up her legs and then tapped them on her face until she felt shivers rippling up and down her spine. Quickly, Crystal dashed to the window and felt a sudden urge to pivot on the window sill. The thing is, Crystal was not exactly the thinnest of people and she didn't fit into the sill as expected and she slipped and fell. She screamed the whole foot down to the ground. THUMP* She then dashed to nearby brush and hid. She then thought to herself, wait, what am I gonna do now? She popped her head over the brush and looked around, hoping to see something to torture and do. Sure enough, she saw Hagrid through his window with two girls in the front yard bickering over him. Crystal had always had a secret crush on Hagrid, but it was only because of the thong he wore, for it was made of the same material as her cat costume, and it would look great considering all superheroes wear their underwear on the outside. "I MUST GET THAT THONG!! hasakakonea!" Hasakakonea is the war cry of Crystal, she yells it when she sees something she wants and thinks something that is somewhat intelligent. She spotted Brittany and Lindsay leaving the area back to the castle and Crystal decided to follow them in stealth mode.
Author's Note: Goat…..meh