This happened when the team was parachuting off the Highwind to Midgar.
Cloud: Ready everyone, GERONIMO
(everyone in the air)
Barret: Ahhh!!! I'm too heavy! Must find help.
(Grabs onto Cid)
Cid: Get off of me Fat Man
(Grabs Barret's parachute and pushes him off)
Cid: Hah Hah Hah, Look, I got your parachute
Barret: AHHHHHH!!!! Save me Mr. T!!!!!
SPLAT
Yuffie: Hey Cait Sith, aren't you too heavy like the black guy?
Cait Sith: Yah, that's right. Hmmm, let's do this.
(Drops the Moogle)
Cait Sith:Hey, wait, that moogle has my parachute.
THUD
Cloud: Do you need any help Red?
Red XIII: No, your human brain is too puny.
Cid: I think I am going to pull my strap now.
(Red XIII struggles for the strap with claws)
Red XIII: Uh Oh
CRUNCH
Cid: HAHAHAHA
(Cigarette extinguishes)
Cid: Oh, might wanna light that
(Lights his Lighter and burns a hole through parachute)
Cid: Huh? This is not good
CRASH
Yuffie: I'm Bored, might as well summon something
(Summons Hungry Hungry Moggle, CloudStrifeVII, and Chocobo Kid)
(All three of them break Yuffie's Parachute and dissapear)
Yuffie: Hmm, wierd
CLANK
Vincent: Hey Cloud, my parachute is malfunctioning, come closer.
Cloud: How do I know you aren't gay?
Vincent: Lucrecia
Cloud: Okay...
(Cloud comes under Vincent's parachute)
Cloud: Hrrm, the wires are tangled. Let me go closer.
(Cloud's hair ruins Vincent's parachute, Cloud untangles himself)
Vincent: Lucrecia, Lucrecia, Lucrecia, Huh?
BOOM
(Cloud bumps his Sword into Tifa's Parachute)
Tifa: Hey, you're supposed to SAVE me!!!
BANG
Cloud: Oops
(Looks up in the air)
(Hair detaches his strings)
Cloud: AWWW CRAP, NOT ME!!!!
KABOOM
Meanwhile,
(Heidegger and Scarlet stare at the pile of Bodies from the sky)
Heidegger: Hey look Scarlet, Our Proud Clod is so powerful that it killed them before we even got here!
Scarlet: Kya haa haa
Heidegger: Gya haa haa
Scarlet and Heidegger: What's That?
Sephiroth: It's me you fools
Scarlet and Heidegger: You wanna fight than huh?
(Sephiroth takes out materia)
Sephiroth: I can summon a Supernova.
Scarlet: Fine lets fight
Heidegger: GYA HAA HAA
(Sephiroth tries to summon Supernova, but fails)
Heidegger: Looks like your toy doesn't work, GYA HAA HAA HAA HAA
Sephiroth: Oh what the heck,
(Throws the materia at Heidegger)
(Hits Heidegger)
(Heidegger stumbles, squashes Scarlet and both fall of the machine)
SQUISH
Sephiroth: YAHHH! I'm the MAN!!!! It's my birthday, It's my birthday!
(Proud Clod Steps on Sephiroth)
CRACK
(Proud Clod blows up and destroyes whole world)
At another distance...
Meteor: So, who bets that I can kill Saturn?
Supernova: I bet you can, but shut up, I destroyed Jupiter
Bahamut ZERO: Yah, So, Ya all suck
Bahamut: WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU IDIOT?
Neo Bahamut: Yah, look who talking. The un MASTERED Summon!
All but Bahamut Zero: HAHAHAHAHA
Meteor: You know, I think that you all are stupid
Neo Bahamut: At least I'm attractive
Bahamut: That's it, I'm beating you guys up
SuperNova: You? The weakling?
(All of the Bahamut, Supernova, and Meteor smash into each other)
BIG BANG
(A New Earth is created)
THE END