AN: So now I'm doing Eminem. Will the madness never stop?
Eminem - Jericho - Why? Well, because people try and copy off of him and act all cool. I could have done E&C but that would have fit into the lyrics. Plus, I'm a big Jerichoholic. But hey, I put Edge and Christian in here...
Edge:
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Christian:
Will the real Chris Jericho please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Chris Jericho please stand up?
Edge:
We're gonna have a problem here..
Jericho:
Y'all act like you never seen a wrestler before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Mick Foley said... nothing you idiots!
Foley's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Y2J
"Chris Jericho, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who,"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on Titantron and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Perry Saturn to hump a mop
"My bum is on the mop, my bum is on the mop"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Jericho:
I'm Y2J, yes I'm the real Jericho
All you other Jerichos are just imitating
So won't the real Y2J please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
[Eminem]
Stone Cold don't gotta make people tap out in the "Walls".
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a McMahon?
Half of you wrestlers can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Y2J, what if you get win the championship, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Trish Stratus?
Shit, Terri Runnels better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Jericho VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
Jericho:
I'm Y2J, yes I'm the real Jericho
All you other Jerichos are just imitating
So won't the real Y2J please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Jericho:
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it , I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you wreslters out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Y2J lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Jericho please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Jericho:
I'm Y2J, yes I'm the real Jericho
All you other Jerichos are just imitating
So won't the real Y2J please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
I'm Y2J, yes I'm the real Jericho
All you other Jerichos are just imitating
So won't the real Y2J please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Jericho:
Ha ha
Guess there's a Jericho in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up
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Next up, Backstreet Boys.
Lots of Luv,
Lita's Moonsalt