Hey everyone!!! This time I hope you enjoy this chapter because I won't be posting as often unless......(see bottom of fic! *scroll down*)
All standard disclaimers apply.
SERENA
"What am I doing here? ACK! WHAT IS DARIEN DOING, SLEEPING NEXT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed. And screamed and screamed. And screamed and screamed. And screamed and screamed. And screamed. And screamed. More and more and more and more.
Darien was awake.
"Thank you, Meatball Head for waking me up...MEATBALL HEAD!!!"
And Darien ran out of the tent. And kept running and running and running and running, and running, and running and running until he stopped. He was heaving.
I was still in the tent, out of breath, and my throat hurting like hell. It was horrible. What happened to Raye and Mina? And Andrew, and Lita, and Amy? They deserted me! They left me with Darien. ALone. In the woods. Lost.
Isn't that romantic?
SHUT-UP! This is a crisis.
Yes, this is a crisis. Look at what you're wearing, how are you ever going to impress Darien in your PJs?
I sighed and went to change. Then I went in search of Darien. After all, without him I would be bear food....ARE THERE BEARS HERE???!!!!!!!!!!!!! I went and ran after Darien.
DARIEN
Why would I be in the same tent as Serena? No...the question is who. ANDREW!!! Eerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Wait till I get back.....
What is Serena doing, coming running after me? Serena was running as fast as she could, heading towards me.
AUTHOR
"Thank god I found you!" Serena choked out.
"What do you mean?" Darien was quite shocked.
"I think...I think.."
`She thinks she's falling in love with me! Well, I can't blame her...'
"I think there are bears in these woods. And why do you look so disappointed? Sheesh!" Serena said.
`Disappointed? Now that's an understatement....I mean, I'm glad that she doesn't love me. Right?' thought Darien.
"Uh...disappointed, why do you say that?" stuttered Darien. "And besides, there are no bears in this area, there are mountain lions, but they won't bother us cuz they live in the mountains."
Serena breathed a (very loud!) sigh. `Thank goodness. I was scared out of my mind.
"Let's get back to the camp," said Darien. He looked at Serena.
Darien suddenly just (AN: creative grammar, isn't it?) realized how beautiful Serena was. With her long, golden hair blowing in the breeze, she looked just like the princess in his dreams.
"So why do you think we're alone? What happened to the others?" Serena interrupted Darien's thoughts.
"uh...oh! I think they left us here as a prank or something. They even took the rest of the tents!" They were back at camp.
"OOOOOOOHH, when I get back, I'll have them personally hunted down and I will inflict torture, yes I will!" yelled Serena.
"Don't yell!" yelled Darien back.
"Why not? It's not like anyone besides you is gonna hear!" exclaimed Serena.
"Me and my ear-drums." Darien winced. "I'll be deaf by the end of this experience."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Baka! Idiot! Why do you have to be so aggravating!?" screamed Serena.
"Hey, you don't want to attract any mountain lions." remarked Darien.
That shut Serena up. `mmm-mountain lions? This just gets better and better doesn't it? First I'm left here lost in the woods with Darien, then I'm left here lost in the woods with Darien, you can see how bad it is already, can't you? And now there are mountain lions....or maybe Darien's just kidding.
"You're kidding, right?" chuckled Serena. "Oh, I get it, you're making this all up! HAHAHA!!!" Serena was laughing hysterically.
*sweatdrop on Darien's head*
"No I'm not, Meatball Head. There ARE mountain lions up here."
"That's a good one! Ha! Mountain lions! That's really funny!" Serena cracked up once more.
"I'm not joking," spoke Darien gravely.
"Ha, ha, ha," the laughter began to subside. "Okay, not it's not funny. Are you serious?" A look of horror was on Serena's face.
Darien cracked up. `I got her! I actually got her to believe that there are mountain lions in the woods of Japan! Hahaha! In these woods! Hahaha.'
Serena sighed (again). It was just a joke. `And to believe I thought it was real for a second!'
"Gotcha, Meatball Head!" Darien hohohoed. His deep laughter echoed off the trees and rocks.
"Hey, don't call me--" Serena was cut off by Darien's lips on her own.
`Yikes,' she thought while kissing Darien, `this is the 2nd kiss from him...in what...2 days???? This is pretty romantic after all!
Told ya.
Be quiet.'
And Serena and Darien kissed, and kissed, and kissed.
(AN: Isn't that SOO sweet?)
They pulled back. Darien cleared his voice.
"Ahem, uhhh...yeah, well, what are we gonna do?"
"About what?" Serena purred as she cuddled into Darien's arms. "I mean.....uh, yeah, let's hitch a ride or something."
"Well, we can't now, cuz it's 1 am. Why don't we wait until morning?"
"k, whatever you say," whispered Serena as she and Darien headed into the tent holding hands.
~AN HOUR LATER~
After figuring out everything, it was decided that they would sleep in separate sleeping bags but in the same tent. Finally they could get some sleep!!!
"Good night, Darien," murmured Serena as she drifted of to sleep.
"G'night, Sere," Darien whispered as he placed his arm protectively around the soft bundle. "Good night, sleep tight, don't let the mountain lions bite."
I won't be posting for long (the fic isn't done yet!) unless....I get a lot of reviews. I know it's evil, but I wanna see what ppl think of my fic and get some feedback. I'd like to thank everyone so far who has been so kind as to review. At the moment, I have 5 reviews. Once I get to 10, I'll post the next chapter, and once I get to 15, the next and so on! I hope you guys like my fic enough to review 4 it! Ciao!
~kandyluva~
All standard disclaimers apply.
SERENA
"What am I doing here? ACK! WHAT IS DARIEN DOING, SLEEPING NEXT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed. And screamed and screamed. And screamed and screamed. And screamed and screamed. And screamed. And screamed. More and more and more and more.
Darien was awake.
"Thank you, Meatball Head for waking me up...MEATBALL HEAD!!!"
And Darien ran out of the tent. And kept running and running and running and running, and running, and running and running until he stopped. He was heaving.
I was still in the tent, out of breath, and my throat hurting like hell. It was horrible. What happened to Raye and Mina? And Andrew, and Lita, and Amy? They deserted me! They left me with Darien. ALone. In the woods. Lost.
Isn't that romantic?
SHUT-UP! This is a crisis.
Yes, this is a crisis. Look at what you're wearing, how are you ever going to impress Darien in your PJs?
I sighed and went to change. Then I went in search of Darien. After all, without him I would be bear food....ARE THERE BEARS HERE???!!!!!!!!!!!!! I went and ran after Darien.
DARIEN
Why would I be in the same tent as Serena? No...the question is who. ANDREW!!! Eerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Wait till I get back.....
What is Serena doing, coming running after me? Serena was running as fast as she could, heading towards me.
AUTHOR
"Thank god I found you!" Serena choked out.
"What do you mean?" Darien was quite shocked.
"I think...I think.."
`She thinks she's falling in love with me! Well, I can't blame her...'
"I think there are bears in these woods. And why do you look so disappointed? Sheesh!" Serena said.
`Disappointed? Now that's an understatement....I mean, I'm glad that she doesn't love me. Right?' thought Darien.
"Uh...disappointed, why do you say that?" stuttered Darien. "And besides, there are no bears in this area, there are mountain lions, but they won't bother us cuz they live in the mountains."
Serena breathed a (very loud!) sigh. `Thank goodness. I was scared out of my mind.
"Let's get back to the camp," said Darien. He looked at Serena.
Darien suddenly just (AN: creative grammar, isn't it?) realized how beautiful Serena was. With her long, golden hair blowing in the breeze, she looked just like the princess in his dreams.
"So why do you think we're alone? What happened to the others?" Serena interrupted Darien's thoughts.
"uh...oh! I think they left us here as a prank or something. They even took the rest of the tents!" They were back at camp.
"OOOOOOOHH, when I get back, I'll have them personally hunted down and I will inflict torture, yes I will!" yelled Serena.
"Don't yell!" yelled Darien back.
"Why not? It's not like anyone besides you is gonna hear!" exclaimed Serena.
"Me and my ear-drums." Darien winced. "I'll be deaf by the end of this experience."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Baka! Idiot! Why do you have to be so aggravating!?" screamed Serena.
"Hey, you don't want to attract any mountain lions." remarked Darien.
That shut Serena up. `mmm-mountain lions? This just gets better and better doesn't it? First I'm left here lost in the woods with Darien, then I'm left here lost in the woods with Darien, you can see how bad it is already, can't you? And now there are mountain lions....or maybe Darien's just kidding.
"You're kidding, right?" chuckled Serena. "Oh, I get it, you're making this all up! HAHAHA!!!" Serena was laughing hysterically.
*sweatdrop on Darien's head*
"No I'm not, Meatball Head. There ARE mountain lions up here."
"That's a good one! Ha! Mountain lions! That's really funny!" Serena cracked up once more.
"I'm not joking," spoke Darien gravely.
"Ha, ha, ha," the laughter began to subside. "Okay, not it's not funny. Are you serious?" A look of horror was on Serena's face.
Darien cracked up. `I got her! I actually got her to believe that there are mountain lions in the woods of Japan! Hahaha! In these woods! Hahaha.'
Serena sighed (again). It was just a joke. `And to believe I thought it was real for a second!'
"Gotcha, Meatball Head!" Darien hohohoed. His deep laughter echoed off the trees and rocks.
"Hey, don't call me--" Serena was cut off by Darien's lips on her own.
`Yikes,' she thought while kissing Darien, `this is the 2nd kiss from him...in what...2 days???? This is pretty romantic after all!
Told ya.
Be quiet.'
And Serena and Darien kissed, and kissed, and kissed.
(AN: Isn't that SOO sweet?)
They pulled back. Darien cleared his voice.
"Ahem, uhhh...yeah, well, what are we gonna do?"
"About what?" Serena purred as she cuddled into Darien's arms. "I mean.....uh, yeah, let's hitch a ride or something."
"Well, we can't now, cuz it's 1 am. Why don't we wait until morning?"
"k, whatever you say," whispered Serena as she and Darien headed into the tent holding hands.
~AN HOUR LATER~
After figuring out everything, it was decided that they would sleep in separate sleeping bags but in the same tent. Finally they could get some sleep!!!
"Good night, Darien," murmured Serena as she drifted of to sleep.
"G'night, Sere," Darien whispered as he placed his arm protectively around the soft bundle. "Good night, sleep tight, don't let the mountain lions bite."
I won't be posting for long (the fic isn't done yet!) unless....I get a lot of reviews. I know it's evil, but I wanna see what ppl think of my fic and get some feedback. I'd like to thank everyone so far who has been so kind as to review. At the moment, I have 5 reviews. Once I get to 10, I'll post the next chapter, and once I get to 15, the next and so on! I hope you guys like my fic enough to review 4 it! Ciao!
~kandyluva~