Here it is-the long awaited last chapter!!!! The story gets a little more interesting here, and a sequel will come if I get real reviews. PLEASE GIVE ME FEEDBACK!!! NOT LOL!!!!! Thanks...Anyways, disclaimer=annoying garbage so I'll make it short...I do not own any of these characters...never have, never will...sometimes ff.net seems like one big disclaimer. Well, read the story now.
The Matchmaker
Part 3-Shotgun Wedding
By: The Eternal Optimist
Makoto: Usagi, you love Mamoru!! You even got reincarnated to be with him, don't waste that-
Usagi: *sobbing* But I love Rei's gorgeous Grandpa!!!
Rei: We reeeeeaally need to find a hypnotist. Now!!! This is just humiliating...my own grandfather...
Ami: Why do we not consult the large volume with golden-shade pages?
The Eternal Optimist: Translation=Why don't we look in the Yellow Pages?
Makoto: Uh...okay, let's.
*And we cut from the scene of the Inner Senshi trying to decipher Ami's language to Hotaru, Haruka, Michiru, and Setsuna, our favorite Outer Senshi. *
Michiru: Now remember. This plan is ONLY for the matchmaker, NOT Zoisite, he's becoming a really great friend actually. I just a-dore his personality-
Haruka: *steam coming out of ears* WHAT DID YOU SAY?????!!!!
Michiru: Oh you silly Haruka-chan, not in that way, you know I would never cheat on you!
Haruka: Humph.
Michiru: Professor T, honey, please don't do the evil laughter thing at the wedding. It's just not all that attractive...
Professor Tomoe: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hotaru: daddy's acting strange...
Haruka: We hadn't noticed.
*phone rings*
Michiru: Oh hel-lo-o, Zoisite!
*pause* 'Ruka, I think the, er, cat wants to go out.
EXIT HARUKA
Michiru: Ye-es, I'll pick you up at half past 8 and we'll drive to that little chic café downtown! Perf! Bye, babe.
*click*
Setsuna: You're skating on thin ice, Michiru. Are you going to actually get married...?
Michiru: Well, I kind of have to...because...ummmm...I'm sort of-
Setsuna: Oh no. Michiru, you didn't. Please tell me you aren't...you know
Michiru: Pregnant.
Setsuna: %$#$!
Hotaru: ???
Angel: Setsuna, you shall burn in the fires of hell!!!
Setsuna: This is hell. Now please to get out of my living room...
Angel: You are lost...
Exit Michiru, Hotaru, Angel
*phone rings*
Setsuna: *to herself* Oh @#$% it. *picks up phone* Who is this?
Makoto on phone: Hi! We got a hypnotist for Usagi, but now she's despairing for Mamoru. Operation Shotgun Wedding starts tomorrow at 2:00 pm. Bye!
*click*
Setsuna: You know, I almost pity Usagi...just goes to show that love will get you nothing but anguish...anguish and pain...Little Usagi may not be quite so optimistic after the unexpected part of their little shotgun wedding. *pulls out handgun* Mamoru...Pluto will have her vengeance.
*now to the wedding!!!*
The Eternal Optimist: The mothers of the Senshi are too cheap to have a lot of weddings, so, they're having a joint one. Got it? Ok, I'll go back to typing the story now...
Usagi: Who's getting married first?
Chibi-Usa: Makoto and Ash. Looks like the whole crew has showed up...
Rei: What's going on? I feel something evil in this place...
Misty: Hello. Ash! It's so nice to see you!!! I got a new Pokemon. Mareep! Isn't she cute?
BLAM
*Mareep falls over, dead as a doornail*
Misty; Mareep! Mareep...MAREEP! Talk to me...oh God, why...
Usagi: What was that?!
Ash: Misty, it's ok...*looks up* what's going on here?
Rei: ...not an evil person, necessarily, but one who has given up...Someone here is dangerous and armed...
Makoto: Let's transform, guys!
Others: Got it!
Moon Crisis Power !!
Mars Crystal Power!!!
Mercury Crystal Power!!!
Jupiter Crystal Power!!
Uranus Planet Power!!!
Uranus: Where's Michi? Probably with that **** Zoisite
(in a restaurant)
Michiru: Oh, Zoisite, this is DIVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!
(Back to the wedding)
Rei: (to herself) And where's Pluto...could it be?
Jupiter: Ah, forget them.
Moon: *runs up to matchmaker* You evil scum! How dare you force us to wed at this young age!!
Chibi Moon: Especially at my veeery young age!!!
Moon: Super Sailor Moon!
Chibi Moon: Super Sailor Chibi Moon!
Both Moons: In place of the Moon, you're punished!!!!!!!
Moooon Gorgeous...MEDITA-
BLAM
(Mamoru falls to the ground, dead-or almost falls, but then-)
Pluto: TIME STOP!!!
(Everything freezes...except for the Senshi. I'll write in story form now...)
All the Senshi looked around, dazed, at first not realizing who it must have been. Then Mercury cried out, "Pluto!"
Jupiter said quietly, "You broke the third taboo, Pluto..."
"Yes."
"But why...? To sacrifice yourself now...for what purpose? Why commit suicide without a point?!" Ami cried out, frustrated at the problem she couldn't figure out. "Why, For the love of God, why?!"
Setsuna smiled. "But it did have a purpose, Ami." She looked at Sailor Moon. " I wanted to give myself time to explain my reasons before you could destroy me for the death of Mamoru."
Mars stared at the gun in Pluto's hand, disbelieving. It couldn't be...my senses were correct? But it can't be true, can it? She remembered something I can't...oh God, Usagi...
The realization hit Usagi after Rei. Nobody there would ever forget that piercing cry of anguish and pain, ringing out through the silent church.
"MAMORU!"
Usagi looked at Setsuna with grief in her eyes. " Setsuna, why...you couldn't have ever done this..." She looked down at Mamoru's body and then up with hatred at Setsuna. "I trusted you..."
" I pity you, Usagi," Pluto said coldly, "But I remember telling you-and Mamoru-that in the end love would get you nothing but pain..." She looked down. " I sacrificed myself for one purpose...to tell you the reality. This is what I shall do. You cannot attack me in this stopped time...and maybe," she said, eyes blazing, "you will see your precious Mamoru as he really is!"
Well, that's the end of "The Matchmaker". But the sequel, "Too Far" will come out at say, the middle of August. And thank u for using the trash containers.
The Matchmaker
Part 3-Shotgun Wedding
By: The Eternal Optimist
Makoto: Usagi, you love Mamoru!! You even got reincarnated to be with him, don't waste that-
Usagi: *sobbing* But I love Rei's gorgeous Grandpa!!!
Rei: We reeeeeaally need to find a hypnotist. Now!!! This is just humiliating...my own grandfather...
Ami: Why do we not consult the large volume with golden-shade pages?
The Eternal Optimist: Translation=Why don't we look in the Yellow Pages?
Makoto: Uh...okay, let's.
*And we cut from the scene of the Inner Senshi trying to decipher Ami's language to Hotaru, Haruka, Michiru, and Setsuna, our favorite Outer Senshi. *
Michiru: Now remember. This plan is ONLY for the matchmaker, NOT Zoisite, he's becoming a really great friend actually. I just a-dore his personality-
Haruka: *steam coming out of ears* WHAT DID YOU SAY?????!!!!
Michiru: Oh you silly Haruka-chan, not in that way, you know I would never cheat on you!
Haruka: Humph.
Michiru: Professor T, honey, please don't do the evil laughter thing at the wedding. It's just not all that attractive...
Professor Tomoe: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hotaru: daddy's acting strange...
Haruka: We hadn't noticed.
*phone rings*
Michiru: Oh hel-lo-o, Zoisite!
*pause* 'Ruka, I think the, er, cat wants to go out.
EXIT HARUKA
Michiru: Ye-es, I'll pick you up at half past 8 and we'll drive to that little chic café downtown! Perf! Bye, babe.
*click*
Setsuna: You're skating on thin ice, Michiru. Are you going to actually get married...?
Michiru: Well, I kind of have to...because...ummmm...I'm sort of-
Setsuna: Oh no. Michiru, you didn't. Please tell me you aren't...you know
Michiru: Pregnant.
Setsuna: %$#$!
Hotaru: ???
Angel: Setsuna, you shall burn in the fires of hell!!!
Setsuna: This is hell. Now please to get out of my living room...
Angel: You are lost...
Exit Michiru, Hotaru, Angel
*phone rings*
Setsuna: *to herself* Oh @#$% it. *picks up phone* Who is this?
Makoto on phone: Hi! We got a hypnotist for Usagi, but now she's despairing for Mamoru. Operation Shotgun Wedding starts tomorrow at 2:00 pm. Bye!
*click*
Setsuna: You know, I almost pity Usagi...just goes to show that love will get you nothing but anguish...anguish and pain...Little Usagi may not be quite so optimistic after the unexpected part of their little shotgun wedding. *pulls out handgun* Mamoru...Pluto will have her vengeance.
*now to the wedding!!!*
The Eternal Optimist: The mothers of the Senshi are too cheap to have a lot of weddings, so, they're having a joint one. Got it? Ok, I'll go back to typing the story now...
Usagi: Who's getting married first?
Chibi-Usa: Makoto and Ash. Looks like the whole crew has showed up...
Rei: What's going on? I feel something evil in this place...
Misty: Hello. Ash! It's so nice to see you!!! I got a new Pokemon. Mareep! Isn't she cute?
BLAM
*Mareep falls over, dead as a doornail*
Misty; Mareep! Mareep...MAREEP! Talk to me...oh God, why...
Usagi: What was that?!
Ash: Misty, it's ok...*looks up* what's going on here?
Rei: ...not an evil person, necessarily, but one who has given up...Someone here is dangerous and armed...
Makoto: Let's transform, guys!
Others: Got it!
Moon Crisis Power !!
Mars Crystal Power!!!
Mercury Crystal Power!!!
Jupiter Crystal Power!!
Uranus Planet Power!!!
Uranus: Where's Michi? Probably with that **** Zoisite
(in a restaurant)
Michiru: Oh, Zoisite, this is DIVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!
(Back to the wedding)
Rei: (to herself) And where's Pluto...could it be?
Jupiter: Ah, forget them.
Moon: *runs up to matchmaker* You evil scum! How dare you force us to wed at this young age!!
Chibi Moon: Especially at my veeery young age!!!
Moon: Super Sailor Moon!
Chibi Moon: Super Sailor Chibi Moon!
Both Moons: In place of the Moon, you're punished!!!!!!!
Moooon Gorgeous...MEDITA-
BLAM
(Mamoru falls to the ground, dead-or almost falls, but then-)
Pluto: TIME STOP!!!
(Everything freezes...except for the Senshi. I'll write in story form now...)
All the Senshi looked around, dazed, at first not realizing who it must have been. Then Mercury cried out, "Pluto!"
Jupiter said quietly, "You broke the third taboo, Pluto..."
"Yes."
"But why...? To sacrifice yourself now...for what purpose? Why commit suicide without a point?!" Ami cried out, frustrated at the problem she couldn't figure out. "Why, For the love of God, why?!"
Setsuna smiled. "But it did have a purpose, Ami." She looked at Sailor Moon. " I wanted to give myself time to explain my reasons before you could destroy me for the death of Mamoru."
Mars stared at the gun in Pluto's hand, disbelieving. It couldn't be...my senses were correct? But it can't be true, can it? She remembered something I can't...oh God, Usagi...
The realization hit Usagi after Rei. Nobody there would ever forget that piercing cry of anguish and pain, ringing out through the silent church.
"MAMORU!"
Usagi looked at Setsuna with grief in her eyes. " Setsuna, why...you couldn't have ever done this..." She looked down at Mamoru's body and then up with hatred at Setsuna. "I trusted you..."
" I pity you, Usagi," Pluto said coldly, "But I remember telling you-and Mamoru-that in the end love would get you nothing but pain..." She looked down. " I sacrificed myself for one purpose...to tell you the reality. This is what I shall do. You cannot attack me in this stopped time...and maybe," she said, eyes blazing, "you will see your precious Mamoru as he really is!"
Well, that's the end of "The Matchmaker". But the sequel, "Too Far" will come out at say, the middle of August. And thank u for using the trash containers.