Authoress' notes: This fanfic/parody was started by me about two years ago. Needless to say, I never finished it. I got rather distracted with the other things that were going on in my life. I hope to finish this soon though, now that I have the time and reason to do it! ^_^ I love ReBoot, I love SailorMoon. I read somewhere a parody in which the Scouts had gone to Mainframe, so I thought, what if the Mainframers came to the world of the Scouts.... so I started to created this. It's weird... and I'm not too good with technical jargon, so don't mind me if I'm totally way off on any of this, it's just me pretending to know stuff that I don't (and it's quite fun and empowering, too! :) ) And recently I've just discovered that the wonderful makers of ReBoot are coming up with a new season to be aired in Canada this fall!!!!!!! Hey, anybody from Canada wanna tape it and send me some tapes? I'd be much obliged!!! ^_^ (of course I pay for shipping and handling and blank tape costs and all that!) Whew... back to the topic at hand: Please read and enjoy part four out of ? parts of my Reboot/SailorMoon crossover fanfic :) and now on to the disclaimer:

Disclaimer: I, Callisto, own none of the characters in this fanfiction. Everything, besides the most of the plot, is to be credited to the wonderful makers of ReBoot and SailorMoon. I love you guys!! And please don't try to sue me, unless you wanna pay your lawyers to receive all that I have, which is basically a penny. College students really don't have much to offer, and neither do their parents ^_~ so it would be rather

pointless anyway...

Nother note: KK, I had to update chapter 3, gomen _ so, some of chapter four, you've already read... but it's better this way ^_^. No worries though, just deleted last end of 3 to put it on 4 to make things flow better, no changes in the story really. Read on and enjoy!

P.S. I don't know when I'll be able to get Chap. 5 up, may be a while... *shrug* This was as far as I was able to get when I last worked on it. _

Now, on to the story!

Four

"Serena!" Serena's mother yelled as she shook a demolished piece of red plastic that used to be identified as the Tsukino's telephone, "How in the world did this happen?" She screamed.

Serena stepped over to hide her now totally ruined computer and hoped that her mother wouldn't notice anything unusual about the glass that was strewn around her bedroom floor, "I didn't do that mom. I was up here the whole time. Sammy probably did it."

"Really? And what makes you think that's so?" Her mother questioned.

"I don't, mommy," Serena started to cry, "I was up here the whole time and I didn't touch the phone. Waaaaah! And why do you come to me whenever something gets broken *sniff* It's not fair!" Serena sat on the floor and started the waterworks.

"Serena, stop your bellyaching," her mom scolded.

Meanwhile, Bob was peeking at Serena from his hiding spot behind the curtains and thought to himself, "What's going on? The user is scared of a game sprite and the sprite is the mother? Waht sort of whacked up place is this. Ooh, bad thought- this is worse than the funhouse!" He gasped out loud as he thought that thought.

Serena's mother heard Bob gasp, "Serena, who's behind your curtain? It better not be your brother hiding from me."

"Why would I *sniff* hide Sammy in my room? Besides, it's just me and Amy in my room right now. No one else is in here and there's no one behind my curtain, or under my bed talking to my rubberducky, or in my closet... no one's here except us," Serena said trying to keep her mother away from these key points of her bedroom, but failed as she watch her mother stride over to the curtain and pull it open, "No!" Serena yelped at her mother, but it was too late.

Now, Serena's mother was surprised to see someone behind the curtain. And she was more surprised to see that it was a man. She turned around, "Serena! What is this ma-" she turned around to get a better look at him. "You're- you're blue?!" She turned back to her daughter, "He's a - He's a blue man..." and promptly fainted.

Bob looked at the woman that lay on the floor and shrugged, "Wow, never did that before either. Wonder what's up with these people."

Amy looked at Bob, "ok you people stay here, don't move, we'll be right back." She and Serena carried Serena's mother downstairs with Serena complaining the whole way. They placed Mrs. Tsukino on the couch. Magically, a thing of smelling salts appeared on the coffee table (made available by yours truly) and Amy soon woke Serena's mother up.

"What happened?" Serena's mother asked dazedly.

"Oh, we found you sleeping on the couch and wondered if you were ok," Amy replied.

"But I was up in Serena's room, about the telephone, wasn't I?"

"Yes, but you figured everything out, and then we found you down here," Amy answered again because Serena was showing no signs of talking.

"But, what about the blue man in there?"

"Blue man? What blue man? Amy, did you see a blue man in my room? Of course not. Why would there be a blue man in my room? I don't know. Besides there is no such thing as a blue man, unless you count Smurfs as being me, because they're blue (and the one that's up in my room, she said quietly under her breath," Serena finally spoke up, taking a deep gasping breath at the end of the speech.

"What?" Serena's mother asked about the part that Serena said under her breath.

"Nothing," Serena squeaked out, "I'm gonna go back up to my room now and work some more on my computer."

"Ok, honey."

^Serena's room^

"Hey, you guys can come out now," Serena called out into her room. NO one showed themselves. A ruckus on the street caused Serena and Amy to look out the window where they saw Mars, Venus, and Jupiter fighting with Bob, Enzo, Dot, Frisket, and AndrAIa (who was still consulting with Monsieur Canard from time to time). "Stop your fighting," Serena yelled out tot he people, "let's talk." "Hopefully over a chocolate fudge sundae," she added gleefully to herself.

Miraculously, the fighting stopped... hehe, but only for a moment, and fighting continued on... until... "STOP THIS FIGHTING THIS INSTANT, SCOUTS OR I WILL HAVE TO PUNISH YOU!"

This caused the fighting to stop because that big huge voice had come from the tiny black kitty they call Luna.

Enzo looked at Frisket, "Hey, why can't you talk? I hope you get programmed to talk like that some minute."

Frisket growled.

With some careful maneuvering and perfect balance, Serena stepped out of her window onto the roof but ended up falling the rest of the way down to the ground. It was just then that you-know-who walked by carrying a handful of flowers, "Hey, meatball head, I didn't know were that crazy to jump out of your window like that," he laughed.

"Darien!" Serena squealed, "Are those for me?"

Darien looked at the flowers, "These, no, these are for, what's that girl's name again, Ann? ...hehe, of course these flowers are for you! Happy Birthday Meatball Head!" He looked around at her yard and noticed that three scouts were in full uniform, two weren't, and there were strangely colored people and a vicious dog growling at him. "Uh, Serena? Is there something happening that I don't know about?"

Serena looked at her friends and "foes", "Um, I guess. It's a long story, though."

"I'm up to it," Darien replied.

Soon, everyone had climbed their way back up to Serena's room and were sitting on the floor, bed, or standing up. And within minutes? hours? days? o.O everyone was caught up on who everyone else was and why they were there. The only thing they couldn't figure out was why the ReBooters were in the user world. Amy was soon punching into her computer "all the data they had collected."

"Hmm, it says here that while you were 'living' in Mainframe, a hacker, Serena, started to download your information into her own computer and something must've happened to stop the transfer abruptly causing a fluctuation of polar and electric cites thus causing another fluctuation in the data exchange. Converters in both computers worked together to cause some sort of flesh machine and as the crash of both computers occurred it sent you guys through this flesh machine causing you to take on a being and humanizing yourselves into how you are being perceived now, although you all kept your skin pigments and are now all considered to be freaks of nature."

"Uh, yeah. Amy, now, can you repeat that in Japanese, please?" Lita asked as she waved her hand high over her head to show that she had gotten nothing out of Amy's speech.

Amy looked confused, "I was, wasn't I?"

Everyone (even the ReBooters) sweatdropped at Amy's ignorance (isn't that just wrong terminology, o.O?).

"Ok, so you're saying that we're freaks of what? Nature? What's nature?" Bob asked.

"Nature, you know, all the plants and animals that you see outside. Nature," Lita answered matter-of-factly (she's the Scout of Nature for those of you who're wondering).

Bob looked out the window, "Oh. So, we were pushed through various converters and as our codes reached your computer, we went through something that made us into flesh. What's flesh?"

"Sheesh, flesh is skin, even I know that," Serena answered while pinching her arm.

"Ok, now that that's cleared up, why exactly were we the only ones to come through your computer? Why didn't any binomes or worse, Hexadecimal and Megabyte come out too?"

"I don't now? There are many outlets and routs that could have been taken by them if they made it through, but if they don't have flesh, we won't be able to see them. the also might not have been in the transfer either," Amy answered as well as she could.

"Who's Hexadecimal and Megabyte?" Rei asked.

"why, only the two worst viruses in the net," Dot noted.

"Yeah, they're mean," Enzo added.

"Very mean," AndrAIa added, "But we can take care of them, right Frisket? Remember Enzo? Just a girl, a boy, and his dog!" She started giggling hysterically as Enzo looked at her bewildered.

Just then Amy gave yelp, "Other ways of passage! The phone line! Serena, someone got through through your phone line!"

"My, that didn't take you long to figure out now, did it?" A smooth voice asked from the window area.

"Megabyte-?" Bob half asked half whispered half growled.

"Oh, Bob, what a pleasant surprise to see you here," a face with a white mask that had an intrigued look painted on it.

"Hexadecimal, how did you guys get here?" Bob asked.

"Oh, aren't you glad to see me Bob? Besides the little blue haired girl told you how we got here already. Weren't you listening?" Hexadecimal inquired.

"Hey, get back in the computer where you belong, virus," dot yelled at Hexadecimal.

Hexadecimal put a surprised look on her face, "Why Dot, I never knew you had the guts to tell me that to my faces."

"Oh, I'm so scared," Dot retorted.

"Dot, what are you doing?" Enzo asked his big sister.

"Hexadecimal, we have work to do," Megabyte said, "OH, so many new places to claim as my own, so little time. You see bob, in the user world, people don't know about how to deal with real live computer viruses and I'm afraid your little key tool doesn't work anymore. Poor Bob. If only you knew about the kind of power, the kind of energy that the users had! Why they're simply magnificent. Hexadecimal, where should we go first?"

Hex put an evil thoughtful look on her face, "How about over there," she pointed towards downtown.

"Perfect. Tata Bob. Have a nice time trying to stop us," Megabyte leapt off into the direction that Hex had started off in.

"Huh," Bob looked on, "No glitch, no power, no nothing. How are we ever going to stop Megabyte and Hexadecimal, especially if they joined forces?"

(find out next episode)