Hilde go bye-bye

by ryo-ohki1

I'm a hilde-hater

Hilde Go Bye-bye, Chapter 1

By: Ryo-ohki

One bright day Hilde was walking home from Noin's house when she sees a piece of rope coming from the bushes on the left side of the road.

"Pull it you damn idiot!" Noin whispered from the right side of the road.

Then a few bushes away Wu-fei was whispering, "Come on you damn idiot! Pull the rope!" So without thinking, she pulled the rope.

BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!

Then Relena comes walking down the street and sees Hilde's chunks.

"Wow look at all that meat! I feel faint!!" Then she falls to the ground and lands right on Quatre's teapot, Lord Teapot. "No! Lord Teapot! Don't leave meee!!!" Then poor Quatre falls to the floor. Wu-fei starts to rant and rave, "INJUSTICE!!!! Injustice.Injustice. Injustice. This is injustice I tell you!!!" Then Wu-fei gets hit on his incredible thick skull and falls to the ground screaming. Noin walks out of the bushes and says, "What the hell happened!!??" The directors tell Noin all that had happened, including poor Quatre's teapot. Then Noin left the building and blows up a bomb she planted in Relena's jacket. "Hehe, bye-bye Relena and Hilde!"

The End

I hope you like it!!!!!!!!! Please don't flame me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From Lucrezia Noin,

I did not partisepate in this assasanation!!So please don't yell at me!!!!!