Disclaimer: I own nothing, not the FF8 characters or Mastercard .
FF8 Characters Cameo Appearances for Mastercard
By Seifer's Girl
A/N: Well, in case anyone was wondering, I've kinda given up on my other fic "Preface To The Unknown"cuz I basically wrote myself into a hole!! If anyone has any suggestions about that fic review it and let me know. (That was a shameless plug for my first fic!) Okaay, this isn't my first attempt at humor, just my first attempt at writing it. I thought it was hilarious but, not everybody has the same sense of humor so here goes!!
Balamb Garden T.V. was airing a commercial for Mastercard, so each member of SeeD auditioned to be the spokesperson( I don't know why because apparently no one gets paid but Squall!). As they all walked onto the set each one had their own commercial with their original flair. First up was Squall Leonhart.
Squall Leonhart:
Leather jacket………………… 450 gil
Two belts……………………... 70 gil
Leather gloves………………… 25gil
Sexy haircut…………………... 50 gil
Lionheart ……………………...1000gil
Manly scar…………………….. priceless
Quistis Trepe:
Instructor's License. ………….. 60 gil
Glasses………………………… 100gil
Leather Boots…………………. 80 gil
Save The Queen………………. 1000gil
Being told to talk to a wall……. Priceless
Selphie Tilmitt
Cute yellow sundress………….. 5gil
White underwear………………. 15gil
Gravity defying hair gel………... 16 gil
Nunchaku……………………….1000gil
A variety of instruments………...60,000gil
The ability to play them all……..priceless
Zell Dincht
T-board…………………………700gil
Tattoo…………………………..100gil
Baggy shorts……………………50gil
Boxing Gloves………………….1000gil
Cafeteria Hot Dogs……………..2gil a piece/4gil for 3
Appeal to the library staff. …….. priceless
Rinoa Heartilly
Black biker shorts………………..15gil
Silver chain………………………100gil
Hiring SeeD……………………...90,000gil
Replica of Squall's ring………….35 gil
Hand made model train…………..priceless(:snickering heard on set:)
Irvine Kinneas
Trenchcoat………………………..50gil
Bismarck………………………….500gil
Cowboy hat……………………….70gil
"Ladies Man Guide"………………100gil
Jumbo box of condoms…………….16gil
Remote control butterfly…………...300gil(and worth every gil!)
Sexy mullet………………………....priceless
Seifer Almasy
Hyperion trenchcoat……………..70gil
My posse's salary………………..10gil
Rinoa Heartilly…………………...200gil
Hyperion………………………….1000gil
"Romantic Dreams"………………priceless
Have you ever ran a spellcheck on a fic like this Rinoa was "Rhino" and Seifer was "Stiffer" I found that funny. Okaay, who do you think should win the commercial spot? And any other ideas for the "priceless items" in our SeeDs lives? Review and let me know!!