This is my first song parody, so bear with me. It's to "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies, and appears, ironically, on the Digimon soundtrack. I realize I should have posted this on June 19th, but hey, I wasn't done then, and I only started writing this on the 13th (my birthday, odd enough) Sorry it's not flat-out funny, I tried, believe me, but I'm still too bummed from the finale...so it's a comedy-drama. As always, my contact info is cammycommando@yahoo.com if you have anything to say to me, especially suggestions on better lines.
It's been One Month since the final war
Kids bandin' together from shore to shore
Four Weeks since Cody testified
And Davis became a noodle cart guy
Thirty Days since their dreams came true
Elicting sobs from me and from you
Yesterday wrote in my diary
How it might be a year till I think I'm ready
Hold me back or I'll start fighting
Watch out for Crimson Lightning
You'll think you're playin' Final Fantasy
Gomamon summons fish, make a wish
Arukenimon is quite the dish
Only Ken can understand Izzy's electronic epiphany
Annoying like Davis when I can't rhyme
Y'know, it's high time
That boy really needs to get a clue
Matt Ishida's got the mad hits
But Tai can match wits
Jun tries to glomp 'em but they bust through
Mimi takes a break and bakes a cake
Joe looks at blood and starts to shake
I like Ken, he's the finest of the DDs
If you seen the show you gotta know
The tension's gonna grow
'Cause it's exciting, but we're pissed off at the last scene
How can I help it if I think about you when I'm sad?
Tryin' really hard to smile when I feel bad
I'm not the kind of girl who gets let down easily
Gotta let you go, it's the end of the season
I have a tendency to take things too seriously
I have a history of losin' my mind
It's been One Month since Myotismon
Got his ass kicked, and now he's gone
Four Weeks since Gatomon
Got her tail ring back, and her life goes on
Thirty Days since the episode
Showed us the future and made us grow cold
Yesterday had to keep my nerves steady
Now I sit back and wait until I think I'm ready
BlackWarGreymon is far from chicken
Another Destiny Stone, the clock is tickin'
Playin' Donkey Madness with the lights on
We're Digi-maison
See if you can beat Ken's high score
Like Oikawa I'm obsessive
Like Jun, posessive
Like Davis, I can be a ham
Never thought Yolei would have kids
But she's got three kids
And you just know one of 'em's named Sam
The change in life is clear to see
Joe's a doc, though he didn't wanna be
Don't know who makes more between him and Cody
What's with Yolei? Ya gotta see
Her Utena fantasy about Mimi
That probably made me think the wrong thing
How can I help it if I think about you when I'm sad?
Tryin' really hard to smile when I feel bad
I'm not the kind of girl who gets let down easily
Gotta let you go, it's the end of the season
I have a tendency to take things too seriously
I have a history of losin' my mind
It's been One Month since Oikawa died
Made his wish and got turned into butterflies
Four Weeks since we laughed at Matt
He landed on Mars; we never thought he'd do that
Thirty Days since we said goodbye
When I think about it, it still makes me wanna cry
Yesterday, thought they smiled at me
It's been One Month and I don't think I'm ready...
It's been One Month since the final war
Kids bandin' together from shore to shore
Four Weeks since Cody testified
And Davis became a noodle cart guy
Thirty Days since their dreams came true
Elicting sobs from me and from you
Yesterday wrote in my diary
How it might be a year till I think I'm ready
Hold me back or I'll start fighting
Watch out for Crimson Lightning
You'll think you're playin' Final Fantasy
Gomamon summons fish, make a wish
Arukenimon is quite the dish
Only Ken can understand Izzy's electronic epiphany
Annoying like Davis when I can't rhyme
Y'know, it's high time
That boy really needs to get a clue
Matt Ishida's got the mad hits
But Tai can match wits
Jun tries to glomp 'em but they bust through
Mimi takes a break and bakes a cake
Joe looks at blood and starts to shake
I like Ken, he's the finest of the DDs
If you seen the show you gotta know
The tension's gonna grow
'Cause it's exciting, but we're pissed off at the last scene
How can I help it if I think about you when I'm sad?
Tryin' really hard to smile when I feel bad
I'm not the kind of girl who gets let down easily
Gotta let you go, it's the end of the season
I have a tendency to take things too seriously
I have a history of losin' my mind
It's been One Month since Myotismon
Got his ass kicked, and now he's gone
Four Weeks since Gatomon
Got her tail ring back, and her life goes on
Thirty Days since the episode
Showed us the future and made us grow cold
Yesterday had to keep my nerves steady
Now I sit back and wait until I think I'm ready
BlackWarGreymon is far from chicken
Another Destiny Stone, the clock is tickin'
Playin' Donkey Madness with the lights on
We're Digi-maison
See if you can beat Ken's high score
Like Oikawa I'm obsessive
Like Jun, posessive
Like Davis, I can be a ham
Never thought Yolei would have kids
But she's got three kids
And you just know one of 'em's named Sam
The change in life is clear to see
Joe's a doc, though he didn't wanna be
Don't know who makes more between him and Cody
What's with Yolei? Ya gotta see
Her Utena fantasy about Mimi
That probably made me think the wrong thing
How can I help it if I think about you when I'm sad?
Tryin' really hard to smile when I feel bad
I'm not the kind of girl who gets let down easily
Gotta let you go, it's the end of the season
I have a tendency to take things too seriously
I have a history of losin' my mind
It's been One Month since Oikawa died
Made his wish and got turned into butterflies
Four Weeks since we laughed at Matt
He landed on Mars; we never thought he'd do that
Thirty Days since we said goodbye
When I think about it, it still makes me wanna cry
Yesterday, thought they smiled at me
It's been One Month and I don't think I'm ready...