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By: Kurumi © 2001 Ranma ½ fan fiction.
Disclaimer; Don't sue me, I don't own Ranma 1/2 and even if I
wanted to I couldn't because I only have $4.32 and some fuzz. *Fake sob*
This is my alternate universe here. Muhahahaha! Anyway it's a
"what if" type of story. Gunma raises Akane with Ranma and she also goes with
them on the training journey although, things are a little different…
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Part 4: The Heart of an Amazon
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"Shampoo," Cologne said angrily in Chinese, "You dragging behind."
"Sorry Great Grand Mother." Shampoo said speeding up her pace.
"Shampoo! My lovely Shampoo! Where are you my Shampoo?" Mousse practically sang. "I love, love, love you Shampoo!"
"Stupid Mousse." Shampoo mumbled.
"Shampoo! Get Tooth Past and Conditioner over here!" Cologne told her great grand child.
"We here!" Tooth Past and Conditioner said together. Tooth Past had dark purple hair, and Conditioner had light purple hair. Each had it pined up in a spiral bun on the top of their head.
"Good, good, now Sun Glasses, do you have them in sight?" Cologne asked a boy with short jet-black hair.
"Yep, I see the three." The boy said looking through a telescope of some sort. "And about four other's."
"Now, that stupid Panda will get what's coming to him." Cologne said evilly.
"Great Grand Mother, me and Laundry Soap get married!" Mouth Wash said happily.
"Finally, and I though that girl was a lost hope." Perfume said.
"HEY!" Laundry Soap said angrily. "Don't talk like that about my Mouth Wash!" He punched Perfume back to China.
"AHHH!" Perfume yelled as he flu to China.
"PEOPLE!" Cologne said getting everyone's attention. "We must plan our revenge. Now Shampoo, what you must do is…"
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"Amazon's?" Akane asked shocked. "Here? But Why?"
"I dunno, but I saw a big group of them on my way home. I don't think they saw me." Royga said as he, Ranma and Akane sat at the table. "I think I got engaged to one." He scratched his head.
"Very funny." Ranma said.
"No! I'm serious. I accidentally stepped on one of their heads. The girl fell over and the old lady said that I defeated her, so I must marry her." Royga said, "She was cute, Shampoo I think her name is."
"Royga!" Akane gasped.
"Ah, It's no big deal." Royga said. "It's just like an arranged marriage. And you two seem happy…" Ranma and Akane blushed.
"Hey, it ain't my choice to marry a Tom Boy like her." Ranma said as Akane hit him over the head.
"Well I don't wanna marry a pervert like you." Akane said.
"At least I don't wanna dress like a girl." Ranma said, "And you like to dress as a boy."
"Baka," Akane said trying to clam down. "Look, we've known each other for about 12 years and poor Royga here just met his 'fiancée'"
"Well, I have to go." Royga rose up.
"Bye Royga." Ranma and Akane said. Royga walked right into the closet.
"Oupps." Royga said and managed to get out of the closet and out of the front door.
"You know, we are pretty lucky." Ranma said as he leaned on the wall.
"What?" Akane looked at his face in disbelief.
"It's not like we haven't known each other for only a week, but our whole lives." Ranma said.
"Yeah, I guess so." Akane said.
"Hey, you're a better choice then Nabiki, she's crazy." Ranma started. "You know she tied up Tufo until he told Kusmie how he felt about her." Akane laughed.
"Goodnight Kusmie." A voice said from the door way as the door opened.
"It was fun, we have to do it again!" Kusmie said to the voice in the door, "And thank you for winning me that stuffed Panda."
"It look's just like the panda that help's around my office sometimes," The man said, "Bye!"
"Good bye!" She said as she closed the door. "That Dr. Tufo is so nice. Look at the panda he won for me at the fair!" She held up the very large panda for Akane and Ranma to see. They looked at each other and laughed. "Oh my!" She looked at her watch, "It's already 9:30! And I have all those dishes to do. Oh my!" She put the panda doll on the couch and ran into the kitchen. Ranma went up to the couch and picked up the panda.
"Looks like my dad, huh?" Ranma asked.
"Yeah." Akane said laughing. "I'm going to help Kusmie in the kitchen." She turned to leave.
"Wait!" Ranma stopped her, "Do you think that's safe?" She through a sign at him,
::Get a life BAKA:: It read. "Ouch." It landed on his face; he fell over.
"Ha, you deserved it." She said as she went to the kitchen to help Kusmie. "Need any help Kusmie?"
"Why sure Akane!" Kusmie said joyfully. "You can cut the fruit for tomorrows breakfast. And when you are finished you can put them in a blow. I do like to have things prepared a head of time!" Akane grabbed a knife and an evil look spread on her face. She began chopping very un even pieces and bits of the cutting board went with it. "Why Akane, you seem to be getting better!"
"Really?" Akane asked. "Thanks Kusmie!"
"Tell me Akane," Kusmie began, "How are things between you and Ranma?"
"What do you mean Kusmie?" Akane asked looking puzzled.
"He's such a nice boy." Kusmie said, "And you two look so
cute together." Akane stopped cutting. Were they a couple?
"Um, please excuse me Kusmie," Akane said, "I just remembered something I have
to do."
"Of course Akane." Kusmie said smiling as Akane ran out of the kitchen. She ran to her room and clawed out the window. She had to think, she claimed on the roof.
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"Die!" Shampoo called as she tackled Gunma.
"What is the meaning of this girl?" Gunma ordered.
"You know panda!" Shampoo said pinning him on the ground.
"What do you want?" Gunma said trying to break free.
"What you stole!" Shampoo said angrily.
"Never!" Gunma yelled back.
"Okay." Shampoo said Gunma looked at her blankly. "Laundry Soap! Sun Glasses!"
"No!" Gunma cried as two more Amazon's took him down. "Boy they have funny names, hehe." Gunma though.
"Tell us where the stone is Panda and well leave!" Sun Glasses demanded.
"Fine, Fine." Gunma sighed. "In the Tendo Hall."
"Your not all that bad Panda Man." Laundry Soap said as he and Sun Glasses got off the poor man and tied him up.
"They'll never know that I've cleverly hid a third of the stone in my room and I lost the other two pieces, they just disappeared. If they get that stone, they'll rule the world! Okay so maybe they won't, I want the stone!!" Gunma though as laid there like a pig in a blanket.
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"AHH!" Akane yelled as Laundry Soap, Sun Glasses, and Shampoo came charging into the room, with a singing Mousse behind them.
"AKANE!" Ranma yelled as he came into the room at the sound of her scream. Shampoo had a hold of her long dark blue ponytail.
"RANMA! HELP!" Akane yelled as she back flipped kicking Shampoo in the face. "Never touch my hair. Never."
"Shampoo not beat yet." Shampoo said wiping blood away from under her eye.
"We want the stone!" Sun Glasses yelled.
"Stone?" Ranma blinked.
"Yeah, you know 'the heart of the Amazon' stone." Laundry Soap said as he picked Ranma up by his collar.
"No, I don't know." Ranma said punching him in the face making him fall.
"Shampoo! I love you! No! Don't hurt my Shampoo!" Mousse sang.
"Stupid Mousse…"Shampoo sighed. "Ranma! Akane! We want what your father stool!"
"Don't tell me," Ranma sighed, "The stone?"
"Yep." Sun Glasses told him.
"Pop's room is up stairs seconded door on the left." Ranma said pointing to the stairs. The four shuffled up stairs. About five minutes passes as the four Amazons shuffled dome the stairs.
"He split in to thirds! We must find the other two pieces or our tribe is domed!" Sun Glasses said in shock. "The stone should be able to led us to the other two pieces." He sat down in the center of the floor and placed the stone in the middle. He chanted in Chinese something that made the red stone glow. Ranma and Akane looked at the boy he stood up and their chests began glowing.
"What happening?" Akane though, she couldn't speak.
"Akane?" Ranma replied, although no sound came from his mouth Akane could hear him.
"What happing Ranma?" She could hear his thoughts; it was like she was seeing though his eyes.
"Where are we?" Ranma looked around him all he saw was black. Nothing was there except he and Akane.
"I have no idea." She still couldn't talk.
"Where are they?" They could hear Laundry Soap talking.
"Don't you get it? They have the stones in them!" Sun Glasses voice rang.
"What? Shampoo no understands." Shampoo said not understanding.
"I'm no sure. It seems as if they some how attracted the stones to them. I'm not sure how but that what I'm thinking." Sun Glasses said pounding the problem.
"Are we trapped in here?" Akane asked, "I can talk again!"
"I have no idea." Ranma said too regaining his speech. "If we are trapped in here then, then…" He though.
"Then, then what?" Akane asked looking at him puzzled. "What is he talking about?" She though.
"I didn't say it, I though that." Ranma said staring at her.
"So we can read each others thoughts?" Akane asked looking even more puzzled.
"I'll think of something, like a mantel picture," Ranma said, "And you tell me what it is." He though of the time when they left Ukyo behind.
"That was when we left Ukyo behind." Akane said looking at him. "Oh this is too weird." She began pacing around.
"We have to get them back here!" Mousse cried, "Or else the stone will be forever lost!"
"Hey duck boy can you hear me?" Ranma yelled at the floor.
"Ranma?" Shampoo yelled back.
"Where are you?" Laundry Soap asked.
"I don't know it's dark up here." Ranma yelled back.
"Is Akane there too?" Mousse yelled.
"Yeah! Where are we?" Akane yelled and then all of a sudden, they where sucked out of, where ever they where.
"You," Sun Glasses said as he stared at them, "came out of the stone! You came out of the stone!" Ranma opened his hand and there was a piece of the stone in it. In Akane's hand there was one too.
"Here." Ranma through the stone at Sun Glasses. Akane, still in shock handed the other piece to Sun Glasses.
"Where am I now?" Royga called as he came through the wall.
"Ah, Arin!" Shampoo called running over to Royga groping him.
"Shampoo!" Mousses called as he jumped on her, on accident, falling on top of her.
"Mousse." Shampoo sighed.
"He bet you Shampoo!" Royga cried, "Now your engaged to him!"
"Shampoo so happy." Shampoo sighed.
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"Really Gunma," Nodaka said to her husband that night over tea. Someone who rolled the poor man over to her house had found him. She untied him and he said that he got some Amazons mad, but he didn't tell why. "Try not to get tied up any more, okay?"
"Yes dear." Gunma said picking at his rice ball, not that he wasn't hungry, just that he didn't like being lectured.
"So," She changed the subject, "When's the big day?"
"Big day?" Gunma blinked.
"The wedding silly." Nodaka laughed.
"I'm already married." Gunma said, not really understanding.
"Not yours, Ranma." Nodaka said shaking her head, "Honestly."
"Oh," Gunma said, "Oh. Soun and I decided that we'd wait until they're out of school."
"Well that's a good idea," Nodaka agreed.
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Coming soon!
Part 5: Akane's Feeling's