My friend made this and I am just a wee little tired and agressive so SORRY SERPE but plz...dont hrut me
*lights dim and three figures take there seats*
Disclaimer- I don't own the Gundam boys or anything else in GW. If I did you people would never see them. *Evil laughter*
Dou: *mocking laughter followed by a menacing cough*
*Gundam boys look at her then run away screaming*
Heero:RUN, IT GODZILLA!!
Author Notes- This is my first fic EVER.
Wu Fei: Ain't that the truth...
It was the result of my muse eating m&m's at 4 in the morning. Anyway please be kind i'm fragile, Flames are okay so I know how good or bad this fic is.
Heero: What the hell is a muse?
Duo: It's the kinda thing you light to blow stuff up
Wu Fei and Heero: ...dumbass
Anyway onto my fic-
All:NOOoooooooo
Revenge of A Muse
By Serpantine
Heero sat at his Laptop in his room alone typing a Fan
Fic for a site he found while on the Internet.
Heero:Oh no....
Duo: *Slaps Heero on the back of the head* HA HA!
Wu Fei: What a coincidence
The Fic was going fine he was almost done when a Chibi Duo
with Bat-like wings appeared in front of him.
Duo: HEEEY!
Heero: *slaps duo upside the head knocking him out of the
seat* HA HA!
Heero blinked looking at the little thing with wings that
resembled his partner.
Wu Fei: This reminds me of that time we all got drunk
and though our gudams were just realy big women
Duo: Don't remind me...
"What the hell are you?" he asked.
Heero: Im your fairy god mother...FROM HELL
"Why i'm your Muse silly!" Chibi Duo answered
Duo: Lets light her
Wu Fei: *slumps his head down*
"My Muse?" Heero asked
Heero: Who's muse is your muse you musey........muse?
"Yeah i'm the thing that helps you with your writing."
Wu Fei: That explains lots
The Muse said smiling.
Duo: *turns smiling at Heero*
Heero: STOP THAT . Giving me the creeps
"Well your a little
Heero: Bitch
late
Duo: So close yet so far
i'm almost done." Heero said looking back to his Laptop.
Wu Fei: Which suddenly turned into a 300 pound canarie
and started raping everything within sight.
Duo and Heero: Eeeewwwww
"No your not." Chibi Duo said and touched Heero's
Duo: Penis
Heero: You would liek that wouldnt you?
Duo: You bet!
Heero: EEEEWWW!
Laptop, the screen went blank as the fic was
Duo: AAWW!!!
Wu Fei: The screen was ravanged by the canarie!! AHAHH!
erased.
Wu Fei: *sinks back into his seat* Damn it...
"Why you little..." Heero said while his
Duo: Penis
Heero: SHUT UP!!!!
anger grew.
Duo: AAWWW and make me!
seeing this Chibi Duo moved away.
"Hey calm down! Now I can
Duo: Blow you!
help ya!" Chibi Duo smiled.
Heero was very pissed he had been working on that for
awhile and now it was gone! Heero Reached forward and
grabbed Chibi Duo.
Duo: 's Large hard on
"AH WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Chibi Duo screamed as Heero
pulled out his gun and shoved Chibi Duo
Heero: Dont even du-
Duo: On it.
Wu Fei: *slumps down and a 300 canarie trod in steal Wu Fei
And you hear screaming and pumping sounds from outside*
Heero: .....ouch?
Into it.
He aimed his gun at the window and fired Chibi Duo
flying out the window.
Heero: *Does the same withthe real Duo. Proceeds outside
and sits down shaking in fear.
Wu Fei: *runs past them pants down, screaming as the large bird chases after him*
Duo: *head stick in a tree stump* I see you winnie da pooh
cmon out. i wont hurt you...i just want to eaaaatt yooouuu
Heero: *watches as a large barney walks past following after Wu Fei as well* This place has seriuos issues.
"AHHHHH!" Chibi Duo screamed as he flew out the closed
window. Heero smirked and turned back toward his Laptop.
When he turned around Chibi Duo was sitting there and
he didn't look to happy.[1]
Duo: *stumbles back to his seat*
WU Fei: *still screaming as he charges though the theater and hide under his seat* AAAAHH!!!!!
Duo: He ha huuuuh?
"Okay that's it no more Mr. Nice Muse!" Said a very
anger Chibi Duo. All of the sudden Relena appeared
and started to kiss Heero.
Duo: GET YOUR OWN MAN WOMAAAN!
He pushed her away but she got back to him and clung
to his waist.
Heero: Oral sex...makes the world go round!
"Heero please come with me to my place, I know how to
help you relize you
Duo: R gay and in love with Heero
love me." She said in her normal high pitched voice.
Heero turned back to Chibi Duo.
Duo:DAMN THIS CRUEL WOMAN WRITER!!!
Heero: Im taking a vow of silence....
"Make it stop! I'll do anything!" He pleaded. Chibi Duo
Wu Fei: Looked at Heero and demanded oral sex!
Duo: YAAAAY!
Smirked and Relena disappeared.
Duo: YOU LIE WU FEI!!! *points to the bird and pointsto Wu Fei*
Wu Fei : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
"Okay then let's work on your fic." Chibi Duo said
happily. Heero recovered from his shock of having
Relena way too close and walked back over and sat in
front of
Wu Fei: *run past* CHIBI DU'S COCK!
Heero: *shoots Wu Fei in the hed and the bird rapes his dead body
and barney rapes the bird*
his Laptop.
"Okay" Chibi Duo said while rubbing his hands together.
"What's your fic about?"
"Well It's suppose to be a Yaoi about....."
Duo: HEERO AND DUO!!!!
Heero: SHUT UP DUO!
Duo: NO!
Heero: lets not fight!
Duo: OK!
Duo: *rapes Heero visoiusly*
~And Chibi Duo and Heero worked on the fic for a few
hours before it was finished. His fic won second
place in the Yaoi fic contest~
Moral- NEVER Piss a Muse off!
Duo: Fuse it baby
________________________________________________________________________
Me- Well? How was it? Good? Bad? I know it's not the
best but it's my first fic EVER. I want to thank Loki
my Muse for helping me with this fic.
*A Small Snake with large Puppy dog eyes and Anime wings appears*
Duo: That makes me horny!
Loki- You just said that so I wouldn't keep you up all
night until you wrote a fic again.
Heero: make...the...horror...end....mommy....
Me- True...but anyway...If I get 10 Postive reviews
i'll write another Revenge of A Muse fic about Duo and
his Muse!
Duo: NO ONE REVIEW!
Heero: Too late...this guy did.
Duo: DAMN YOU GUY!!
Vakire: aawwww...screw you guys...
*lights dim and three figures take there seats*
Disclaimer- I don't own the Gundam boys or anything else in GW. If I did you people would never see them. *Evil laughter*
Dou: *mocking laughter followed by a menacing cough*
*Gundam boys look at her then run away screaming*
Heero:RUN, IT GODZILLA!!
Author Notes- This is my first fic EVER.
Wu Fei: Ain't that the truth...
It was the result of my muse eating m&m's at 4 in the morning. Anyway please be kind i'm fragile, Flames are okay so I know how good or bad this fic is.
Heero: What the hell is a muse?
Duo: It's the kinda thing you light to blow stuff up
Wu Fei and Heero: ...dumbass
Anyway onto my fic-
All:NOOoooooooo
Revenge of A Muse
By Serpantine
Heero sat at his Laptop in his room alone typing a Fan
Fic for a site he found while on the Internet.
Heero:Oh no....
Duo: *Slaps Heero on the back of the head* HA HA!
Wu Fei: What a coincidence
The Fic was going fine he was almost done when a Chibi Duo
with Bat-like wings appeared in front of him.
Duo: HEEEY!
Heero: *slaps duo upside the head knocking him out of the
seat* HA HA!
Heero blinked looking at the little thing with wings that
resembled his partner.
Wu Fei: This reminds me of that time we all got drunk
and though our gudams were just realy big women
Duo: Don't remind me...
"What the hell are you?" he asked.
Heero: Im your fairy god mother...FROM HELL
"Why i'm your Muse silly!" Chibi Duo answered
Duo: Lets light her
Wu Fei: *slumps his head down*
"My Muse?" Heero asked
Heero: Who's muse is your muse you musey........muse?
"Yeah i'm the thing that helps you with your writing."
Wu Fei: That explains lots
The Muse said smiling.
Duo: *turns smiling at Heero*
Heero: STOP THAT . Giving me the creeps
"Well your a little
Heero: Bitch
late
Duo: So close yet so far
i'm almost done." Heero said looking back to his Laptop.
Wu Fei: Which suddenly turned into a 300 pound canarie
and started raping everything within sight.
Duo and Heero: Eeeewwwww
"No your not." Chibi Duo said and touched Heero's
Duo: Penis
Heero: You would liek that wouldnt you?
Duo: You bet!
Heero: EEEEWWW!
Laptop, the screen went blank as the fic was
Duo: AAWW!!!
Wu Fei: The screen was ravanged by the canarie!! AHAHH!
erased.
Wu Fei: *sinks back into his seat* Damn it...
"Why you little..." Heero said while his
Duo: Penis
Heero: SHUT UP!!!!
anger grew.
Duo: AAWWW and make me!
seeing this Chibi Duo moved away.
"Hey calm down! Now I can
Duo: Blow you!
help ya!" Chibi Duo smiled.
Heero was very pissed he had been working on that for
awhile and now it was gone! Heero Reached forward and
grabbed Chibi Duo.
Duo: 's Large hard on
"AH WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Chibi Duo screamed as Heero
pulled out his gun and shoved Chibi Duo
Heero: Dont even du-
Duo: On it.
Wu Fei: *slumps down and a 300 canarie trod in steal Wu Fei
And you hear screaming and pumping sounds from outside*
Heero: .....ouch?
Into it.
He aimed his gun at the window and fired Chibi Duo
flying out the window.
Heero: *Does the same withthe real Duo. Proceeds outside
and sits down shaking in fear.
Wu Fei: *runs past them pants down, screaming as the large bird chases after him*
Duo: *head stick in a tree stump* I see you winnie da pooh
cmon out. i wont hurt you...i just want to eaaaatt yooouuu
Heero: *watches as a large barney walks past following after Wu Fei as well* This place has seriuos issues.
"AHHHHH!" Chibi Duo screamed as he flew out the closed
window. Heero smirked and turned back toward his Laptop.
When he turned around Chibi Duo was sitting there and
he didn't look to happy.[1]
Duo: *stumbles back to his seat*
WU Fei: *still screaming as he charges though the theater and hide under his seat* AAAAHH!!!!!
Duo: He ha huuuuh?
"Okay that's it no more Mr. Nice Muse!" Said a very
anger Chibi Duo. All of the sudden Relena appeared
and started to kiss Heero.
Duo: GET YOUR OWN MAN WOMAAAN!
He pushed her away but she got back to him and clung
to his waist.
Heero: Oral sex...makes the world go round!
"Heero please come with me to my place, I know how to
help you relize you
Duo: R gay and in love with Heero
love me." She said in her normal high pitched voice.
Heero turned back to Chibi Duo.
Duo:DAMN THIS CRUEL WOMAN WRITER!!!
Heero: Im taking a vow of silence....
"Make it stop! I'll do anything!" He pleaded. Chibi Duo
Wu Fei: Looked at Heero and demanded oral sex!
Duo: YAAAAY!
Smirked and Relena disappeared.
Duo: YOU LIE WU FEI!!! *points to the bird and pointsto Wu Fei*
Wu Fei : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
"Okay then let's work on your fic." Chibi Duo said
happily. Heero recovered from his shock of having
Relena way too close and walked back over and sat in
front of
Wu Fei: *run past* CHIBI DU'S COCK!
Heero: *shoots Wu Fei in the hed and the bird rapes his dead body
and barney rapes the bird*
his Laptop.
"Okay" Chibi Duo said while rubbing his hands together.
"What's your fic about?"
"Well It's suppose to be a Yaoi about....."
Duo: HEERO AND DUO!!!!
Heero: SHUT UP DUO!
Duo: NO!
Heero: lets not fight!
Duo: OK!
Duo: *rapes Heero visoiusly*
~And Chibi Duo and Heero worked on the fic for a few
hours before it was finished. His fic won second
place in the Yaoi fic contest~
Moral- NEVER Piss a Muse off!
Duo: Fuse it baby
________________________________________________________________________
Me- Well? How was it? Good? Bad? I know it's not the
best but it's my first fic EVER. I want to thank Loki
my Muse for helping me with this fic.
*A Small Snake with large Puppy dog eyes and Anime wings appears*
Duo: That makes me horny!
Loki- You just said that so I wouldn't keep you up all
night until you wrote a fic again.
Heero: make...the...horror...end....mommy....
Me- True...but anyway...If I get 10 Postive reviews
i'll write another Revenge of A Muse fic about Duo and
his Muse!
Duo: NO ONE REVIEW!
Heero: Too late...this guy did.
Duo: DAMN YOU GUY!!
Vakire: aawwww...screw you guys...