Disclaimers: Don't own, don't sue...not makin' money, boo-hoo.
WARNINGS!!!: Mindless Relena-Bashing cuz it makes the world go 'round! Melting Quatre,
plotless, WOASR, I was bored. That's it.
Author Note: This is outta the blue, like any other fic. It was originally an e-mail.
Elaine chose the color red for some reason, and I don't know what she was
talking about either. So...she doesn't really like Q-man...or Relena. So,
I put this thing together, and figured, "What the jigoku! I'll post the
thing. So, that's it. C'ya @ the bottom.
Dedications: This is dedicated to Elaine Wang aka Altojaz. For just being my friend.
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Extermination Problems
By: S27
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Quatre- *Sitting on couch* Why does she always have to torment *ME*? I mean...
I didn't DO anything to her.
Melissa- *Eats pocky* Maybe because you're weaker than her.
Quatre- I'm not weak.
Melissa- Not 'physically'. 'Mentally'. *S27 snickers because Elaine's gonna 'TRY'
to lay a punch on her for just puttin' that down*
Quatre- Oh? Is that so?
Duo- *Enters* He~y! What's happenin'?
Melissa- Nothing really. But you ran outta pocky. *Gets up, and goes for a soda*
Duo- WHAT?!?!
Trowa- ...
Heero- Shut up.
Duo- You ALWAYS say that! Can't you be A LITTLE more elaborate?
Heero- ...Sure...
Duo- .............I'm wai~ting.
Heero- Omae o korosu.
Annoying Shierking Voice- Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeero!!!!
Duo- Oh boy.
Quatre- Red? Red? RED?! Why?
Melissa- Mentally...I guess. *Comes back, and sits in a recliner*
Trowa- ...
Melissa- Oh look. A pest is trying to break through the safe house window. That's not
new.
A.S.V.- Heeeeeeeeeeero! *CRASH* Why haven't you killed me yet?!
Duo- What kind of question is THAT?! HEY! And that was a NEW window!
Relena- You keep out of this you moron!
Duo- Heero! She called me a moron!
Heero- .........Hn........Both of you shut up.....
Duo- Is that ALL you can say?!
Heero- ...Yeah...
Trowa- .......
Melissa- Okay...who let the pest in with out permittion?
Quatre- ......Red? Red? Why red? Out of ALL of the colors...why red?
Melissa- I gotta call the exterminator now. *Picks up phone and dials a number* Hello?
Hi. Yes. There's a pest in here, and it's VERY annoying. It's a Relena. It shierks,
and- Hello? Hel-
*CRASH!!! The door busts open as Elaine Wang stomps in complete with the 5000 Wang
spray for pest, and gas mask*
Duo- Well! There goes the door! A window, and a door. All in the same night! Perfect!
What next? The ceiling???
Heero- ...Shut up...
Elaine- Okay...What's it look like? And where is it?!
Melissa- *Totally forgetting Quatre* It's a blonde, and it should be SOMEWHERE
in this room.
Elaine- Excellent! *Approaches Quatre* Ah ha! The pest!!! *Sprays Quatre*
Quatre- AHHHH!!! SAVE ME TROWA! I'M MELTING!!! *Poor Quatre melts into a pile of...
'Quatre goo'*
Trowa- ......Ew......
Melissa- HEY!!! That's not the pest!!!
Elaine- *Shrugs* Hmm...It's not?
Melissa- What do ya mean 'Hmm...It's not'?! That's Quatre! You just killed my friend!
Elaine- Oh? I thought that you called me to exterminate a Quatre.
Melissa- It was a RELENA!
Elaine- Well? Where is it, and what does it look like?
Melissa- *Covers ears as a shierking voice fills the room* It's that shierking thing!
Elaine- Eh, eh, eh...*Runs up to Relena, and sprays her*
Relena-
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrccccc
cccccrrrrrrrrrroooooooooccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk(crock)*Melts into a
puddle of...'Relena goo'*
Elaine- That'll be 50 bucks.
Melissa- *Turns to Duo* Duo? You got any spare change?
Duo- Is that what you call spare change?! 50 bucks?! *Turns to Elaine* Are you CRAZY???!!!
Melissa- Don't answer that.
Elaine- Do you have the money or not?
Melissa- Why 50? It's 25 bucks for one.
Elaine- I exterminated 2 you moron.
Melissa- But I called you to extermine 1! 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,
oooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnneeeeeeee!!!
Elaine- But I extermined 2! 2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,
ttttttttttttwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooo!!!
Melissa- What the bananas! You charge us extra for your inconvince!!! INJUSTICE!!!
Shimatta on a gazel's uncle! I sound like Wufei!!!
Elaine- I still killed two. So pay up. This spray is hard to get!
Trowa- *Hands Elaine 50 bucks* ....
Elaine- Thanks!
Melissa+Duo- *Sweat drop and left eye twitches dramatically* But? But? But- Heero?
What do YOU have to say 'bout all of this?
Heero- ...She got rid of Relena didn't she?
M+D- *Face fault* Go figure.
Heero- ...What was the point of that?
Duo- ...*Shrugs* I dunno...
Melissa- ...My life sucks...
Heero- That's YOUR problem...
Elaine- Ahh! *Sees Relena germs* AHH!!! *Sprays chair, table, couch, and window. Then
takes another chair, and throws it at the wall and sprays it* AHHH!!! RELENA GERMS!!!
Duo- There goes the chair, and the wall.
Wufei- *Enters room* What's goin' on?!
Heero- ...Extermination problems...
Trowa- .........
~Owari~
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Author Note: That was it. All feedback welcomed. Frankly, I think Q is cool, but since
I wrote this for Altojaz, she can get a kick outta it. R&R! Ja~!!!
WARNINGS!!!: Mindless Relena-Bashing cuz it makes the world go 'round! Melting Quatre,
plotless, WOASR, I was bored. That's it.
Author Note: This is outta the blue, like any other fic. It was originally an e-mail.
Elaine chose the color red for some reason, and I don't know what she was
talking about either. So...she doesn't really like Q-man...or Relena. So,
I put this thing together, and figured, "What the jigoku! I'll post the
thing. So, that's it. C'ya @ the bottom.
Dedications: This is dedicated to Elaine Wang aka Altojaz. For just being my friend.
~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~
Extermination Problems
By: S27
~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~
Quatre- *Sitting on couch* Why does she always have to torment *ME*? I mean...
I didn't DO anything to her.
Melissa- *Eats pocky* Maybe because you're weaker than her.
Quatre- I'm not weak.
Melissa- Not 'physically'. 'Mentally'. *S27 snickers because Elaine's gonna 'TRY'
to lay a punch on her for just puttin' that down*
Quatre- Oh? Is that so?
Duo- *Enters* He~y! What's happenin'?
Melissa- Nothing really. But you ran outta pocky. *Gets up, and goes for a soda*
Duo- WHAT?!?!
Trowa- ...
Heero- Shut up.
Duo- You ALWAYS say that! Can't you be A LITTLE more elaborate?
Heero- ...Sure...
Duo- .............I'm wai~ting.
Heero- Omae o korosu.
Annoying Shierking Voice- Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeero!!!!
Duo- Oh boy.
Quatre- Red? Red? RED?! Why?
Melissa- Mentally...I guess. *Comes back, and sits in a recliner*
Trowa- ...
Melissa- Oh look. A pest is trying to break through the safe house window. That's not
new.
A.S.V.- Heeeeeeeeeeero! *CRASH* Why haven't you killed me yet?!
Duo- What kind of question is THAT?! HEY! And that was a NEW window!
Relena- You keep out of this you moron!
Duo- Heero! She called me a moron!
Heero- .........Hn........Both of you shut up.....
Duo- Is that ALL you can say?!
Heero- ...Yeah...
Trowa- .......
Melissa- Okay...who let the pest in with out permittion?
Quatre- ......Red? Red? Why red? Out of ALL of the colors...why red?
Melissa- I gotta call the exterminator now. *Picks up phone and dials a number* Hello?
Hi. Yes. There's a pest in here, and it's VERY annoying. It's a Relena. It shierks,
and- Hello? Hel-
*CRASH!!! The door busts open as Elaine Wang stomps in complete with the 5000 Wang
spray for pest, and gas mask*
Duo- Well! There goes the door! A window, and a door. All in the same night! Perfect!
What next? The ceiling???
Heero- ...Shut up...
Elaine- Okay...What's it look like? And where is it?!
Melissa- *Totally forgetting Quatre* It's a blonde, and it should be SOMEWHERE
in this room.
Elaine- Excellent! *Approaches Quatre* Ah ha! The pest!!! *Sprays Quatre*
Quatre- AHHHH!!! SAVE ME TROWA! I'M MELTING!!! *Poor Quatre melts into a pile of...
'Quatre goo'*
Trowa- ......Ew......
Melissa- HEY!!! That's not the pest!!!
Elaine- *Shrugs* Hmm...It's not?
Melissa- What do ya mean 'Hmm...It's not'?! That's Quatre! You just killed my friend!
Elaine- Oh? I thought that you called me to exterminate a Quatre.
Melissa- It was a RELENA!
Elaine- Well? Where is it, and what does it look like?
Melissa- *Covers ears as a shierking voice fills the room* It's that shierking thing!
Elaine- Eh, eh, eh...*Runs up to Relena, and sprays her*
Relena-
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrccccc
cccccrrrrrrrrrroooooooooccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk(crock)*Melts into a
puddle of...'Relena goo'*
Elaine- That'll be 50 bucks.
Melissa- *Turns to Duo* Duo? You got any spare change?
Duo- Is that what you call spare change?! 50 bucks?! *Turns to Elaine* Are you CRAZY???!!!
Melissa- Don't answer that.
Elaine- Do you have the money or not?
Melissa- Why 50? It's 25 bucks for one.
Elaine- I exterminated 2 you moron.
Melissa- But I called you to extermine 1! 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,
oooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnneeeeeeee!!!
Elaine- But I extermined 2! 2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,
ttttttttttttwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooo!!!
Melissa- What the bananas! You charge us extra for your inconvince!!! INJUSTICE!!!
Shimatta on a gazel's uncle! I sound like Wufei!!!
Elaine- I still killed two. So pay up. This spray is hard to get!
Trowa- *Hands Elaine 50 bucks* ....
Elaine- Thanks!
Melissa+Duo- *Sweat drop and left eye twitches dramatically* But? But? But- Heero?
What do YOU have to say 'bout all of this?
Heero- ...She got rid of Relena didn't she?
M+D- *Face fault* Go figure.
Heero- ...What was the point of that?
Duo- ...*Shrugs* I dunno...
Melissa- ...My life sucks...
Heero- That's YOUR problem...
Elaine- Ahh! *Sees Relena germs* AHH!!! *Sprays chair, table, couch, and window. Then
takes another chair, and throws it at the wall and sprays it* AHHH!!! RELENA GERMS!!!
Duo- There goes the chair, and the wall.
Wufei- *Enters room* What's goin' on?!
Heero- ...Extermination problems...
Trowa- .........
~Owari~
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Author Note: That was it. All feedback welcomed. Frankly, I think Q is cool, but since
I wrote this for Altojaz, she can get a kick outta it. R&R! Ja~!!!