Hello Boys n Girls!!! This is my third fic, and I THINK I MAY be getting the hang of this!!! Well, no explanation...just read it!!! R/R!!!
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::You see Ron and Harry through a camera's P.O.V with their heads close together::
Ron-Good evening ladies and gentlemen...
Harry-You're such a retard, ok, well, this is an Inside look at the Hogwarts you've never seen...
Ron- and wished you'd never...
Harry-Yeah, ok, well anyway, you're going to see some candid shots of some very...err...interesting things...
Ron-Lets cut the crap and get to the goods...
Harry- Ok, here we go...
Camera's P.O.V
::Zooming in on Neville, who is fast asleep on his bed, clutching a blankie and a teddy bear. You can hear the snickers the boys were trying to suppress while watching Neville drool and mumble in his sleep.
Ron-Aww, lookit ickle-Nevillie, sleeping the day away...
Harry- ::sniggering:: Come on, we have more victims to cover...
Camera's P.O.V
The camera zooms in on Lavender Brown and Seamus Finnegan making out like there's no tomorrow. Seamus has lipstick all over his face and Lavender's hair is very mussed.
Ron-God, they go at it like rabbits, I'm surprised they don't f*ck already.
Harry-RON! No coarse language please!
Ron-Sorry, but its true.
Harry-Moooving on...
Camera's P.O.V
The camera peeks over the back of the chair, at George Weasley, who was supposedly reading a book. Nonchalantly, he nudged Katie Bell's quill off the table. "Oh, sorry." "No problem..." She bent down, and while she was retrieving her quill, George craned his neck to get a better look; down her shirt. He straightened up before she caught him, and he flashed her a grin.
Harry-Remind me to bring that up next time we're practicing Quidditch...
Ron-That would be a good laugh...
Camera's P.O.V
The girl's dorm room was opened a tad, and the camera peeked in. All the girls were sitting on Hermione's bed doing hair, makeup and nails.
Ron-Well that's a startling new discovery...
Harry-What?
Ron-Hermione getting a manicure ::sniggering::
Camera's P.O.V
Peeking around the Slytherin's Boys' Dorm room door, they see Malfoy dancing around the room. He was using his hair brush to sing along with "Love Shack". Ron let out a loud snort, and Malfoy turned around.
Harry-Oh Sh*t!! RUN!
Ron-Oh f*ck I hope he isn't coming.
::skidding into an empty classroom::
Harry-That...was...HILARIOUS!
::Ron holding camera up to face::
Ron-I will never EVER forget that...hahahaha, "Love Shack Baby...."
Camera's P.O.V
The camera peeked around the ajar door to Snape's Office. Snape and Professor Trelawney were...well...bangin' on the desk. "OH F*CK..." Rom whispered, "That's gross.." With a loud thump, they fell off the desk, and Harry and Ron ran helter-skelter with the camera down the hallway, until they get to the portrait hole.
Harry-Well that concludes our inside look at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry...
Ron-Hope you had a nice time...oh shit here comes Malfoy!!! RUN!!!
::Camera goes Black::
TADA!!!! REVIEW!!! I SAID REVIEW D*MNIT!
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::You see Ron and Harry through a camera's P.O.V with their heads close together::
Ron-Good evening ladies and gentlemen...
Harry-You're such a retard, ok, well, this is an Inside look at the Hogwarts you've never seen...
Ron- and wished you'd never...
Harry-Yeah, ok, well anyway, you're going to see some candid shots of some very...err...interesting things...
Ron-Lets cut the crap and get to the goods...
Harry- Ok, here we go...
Camera's P.O.V
::Zooming in on Neville, who is fast asleep on his bed, clutching a blankie and a teddy bear. You can hear the snickers the boys were trying to suppress while watching Neville drool and mumble in his sleep.
Ron-Aww, lookit ickle-Nevillie, sleeping the day away...
Harry- ::sniggering:: Come on, we have more victims to cover...
Camera's P.O.V
The camera zooms in on Lavender Brown and Seamus Finnegan making out like there's no tomorrow. Seamus has lipstick all over his face and Lavender's hair is very mussed.
Ron-God, they go at it like rabbits, I'm surprised they don't f*ck already.
Harry-RON! No coarse language please!
Ron-Sorry, but its true.
Harry-Moooving on...
Camera's P.O.V
The camera peeks over the back of the chair, at George Weasley, who was supposedly reading a book. Nonchalantly, he nudged Katie Bell's quill off the table. "Oh, sorry." "No problem..." She bent down, and while she was retrieving her quill, George craned his neck to get a better look; down her shirt. He straightened up before she caught him, and he flashed her a grin.
Harry-Remind me to bring that up next time we're practicing Quidditch...
Ron-That would be a good laugh...
Camera's P.O.V
The girl's dorm room was opened a tad, and the camera peeked in. All the girls were sitting on Hermione's bed doing hair, makeup and nails.
Ron-Well that's a startling new discovery...
Harry-What?
Ron-Hermione getting a manicure ::sniggering::
Camera's P.O.V
Peeking around the Slytherin's Boys' Dorm room door, they see Malfoy dancing around the room. He was using his hair brush to sing along with "Love Shack". Ron let out a loud snort, and Malfoy turned around.
Harry-Oh Sh*t!! RUN!
Ron-Oh f*ck I hope he isn't coming.
::skidding into an empty classroom::
Harry-That...was...HILARIOUS!
::Ron holding camera up to face::
Ron-I will never EVER forget that...hahahaha, "Love Shack Baby...."
Camera's P.O.V
The camera peeked around the ajar door to Snape's Office. Snape and Professor Trelawney were...well...bangin' on the desk. "OH F*CK..." Rom whispered, "That's gross.." With a loud thump, they fell off the desk, and Harry and Ron ran helter-skelter with the camera down the hallway, until they get to the portrait hole.
Harry-Well that concludes our inside look at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry...
Ron-Hope you had a nice time...oh shit here comes Malfoy!!! RUN!!!
::Camera goes Black::
TADA!!!! REVIEW!!! I SAID REVIEW D*MNIT!