Summer 1994
Chapter 3: Minerva's Extended Family
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns all the original Harry Potter characters, but I gave Professor Sinistra her first name, since as of now it's unknown. Hugo and Luna McGonagall and Lynn Sonders are the property of moi. The Street Lawyer belongs to John Grisham. Got it? Good! Chapter 3!
"Gin." Jupiter Sinistra put her cards face up on the table.
Sybill was shocked. "What?! No! Let me see!" She grabbed at Sinistra's cards and Jupiter
rolled her eyes. It had been a
relatively quiet night back at Hogwarts except for the fact that Sybill Trelawney
was continuously accusing Jupiter of cheating at black jack, poker, war, and
now, gin. "You cheated!"
"Sybill, for the last time, I'm not
cheating!"
"Yes you are! I see it with my inner eye!"
Jupiter turned to Flitwick, who was
reading a book in the corner. "Flitwick, tell her she's off her fortune-telling rocker!"
Without looking up from his book,
Flitwick said, "Sybill, she's not cheating. Now stop being such a sore loser."
Sybill scowled at Jupiter. "Just because you're younger than me, you
think you're so smart."
Jupiter's thirty-year old face
smiled back at her. "Well, yes, there's
that, and the fact that I'm just plane right."
Flitwick sniggered into his book and
Trelawney scowled at him. Just then,
Minerva entered the teacher's lounge.
Jupiter smiled. "Hey you! How'd it go?"
"Well, let's put it this way,"
Minerva replied putting her cloak away. "Is there celebrating in the streets?"
Jupiter's face fell. "Nothing? Nothing at all?"
"Well, he despises Muggles, which we
already knew, and he's killing every unicorn in sight."
"Anything else?"
Minerva sat down. "We found out the Dark Lord's drink of choice
is tequila."
Sybill smiled smugly and said,
"See? And you two didn't believe me."
"Shut up Sybill!" Jupiter and
Flitwick shouted at her at the same time.
Minerva was at a complete loss. She raised an eyebrow. "What is it? What didn't you believe?"
Five minutes later, Minerva slammed
the door to her office shut and plopped down into the chair behind her
desk. She couldn't remember ever being
so angry in her whole life. Well,
almost this angry. There was the few
weeks ago where she was tempted to slap Cornelius Fudge, Minister of Magic,
straight across the face. She began
mumbling violent things about Sybill Trelawney under her breath. "I'd throw her from the Astronomy
tower…stupid…simple minded…THAT BITCH!" she suddenly burst out.
Moments before Sybill had told
Minerva that she had predicted that the outcome of her little mission would be
worthless and that Minerva should learn to control her temper. She said this all so smugly, as if she
should be praised for possessing an "inner eye". Minerva let it all out then. She told Trelawney what she wanted to tell her for years.
"Sybill Trelawney, I don't believe
any of your bull. You hear me? You talk about possessing the power to know
the future and the supernatural, but I personally don't believe a word of
it! You're favorite way of greeting
students is predicting their death! Your classes are a joke! And you
think you get away with it?" She had
gotten up at this point. "I don't know
why Albus Dumbledore keeps you around."
Jupiter and Flitwick had been
speechless and didn't dare move an inch through the whole thing. As Minerva reached the door to the teacher's
lounge, Trelawney said, "Minerva?"
She turned from the door.
Sybill crossed her arms and sneered,
"Happy Birthday."
And Minerva slammed the door nearly
breaking the glass.
Now she sat with her head buried in
her arms and she continued to rant to no one. The good mood that Liz had given her had gone up in smoke in a quick 20
minutes. It looked as if Minerva was destined
to end up with a disappointing birthday. Just then a knock came from her door.
"WHO IS IT?!!" she snapped.
The door opened a crack and Jupiter
stuck her head in. "Hey," she said
gently. "You alright?"
Minerva sighed. "That woman is a…"
"Bitch. Yeah. I know." She closed the door behind her making sure
her red robes didn't get caught. "Don't
let her get to you Min. She doesn't
know diddley-squat!" She sat down in
the chair in front of her desk.
"Sorry I lost it," Minerva replied. "I've had a very trying night."
"I'd believe it."
"Did Albus, Severus, and Hagrid come
in?"
Jupiter shook her head. "No not yet. They're not looking for you, are they?"
"No. I told them I needed air and not to follow me."
"So where did you go?"
"The opera house. I needed to see Liz." Minerva reached into the box Liz and Willis
had given her. "Look at this," and she
pulled out the green boa.
Jupiter's face lit up. She loved everything that the crazy Muggles
wore. "Awww cool!" She swung it around her shoulders. "It's perfect for you Min. After all, you are the theater prima
donna." Minerva smiled. "So what else did you get?"
It was just then that Minerva saw
two boxes on her desk. She had been so
upset at Trelawney that she didn't even notice. She grabbed the first one and opened the note that was attached.
"Dear Aunt Minerva,
Happiest of all
birthdays to you! I wish I could've
been there to celebrate with you, but I'm on mission from Professor Dumbledore,
and unfortunately I can't reveal my position. But hopefully with luck, I'll be able to come home and see you and Papa
soon. All my best to you!
With
love,
Luna"
Jupiter peeked over Minerva's
shoulder and read the note. "When was
the last time you saw Luna?"
Minerva began to unwrap the package
and said, "Last summer when I visited her up in Muggle Kent. With the You-Know-Who situation, she
volunteered to help. So her and her old
friend, Lynn, went along and played spy with Remus Lupin and Sirius
Black." She sighed a moment. "In a letter she told me she wanted to do it
for Lily and James."
Sinistra shook her head softly as
Min opened the box. "Oh my…this is
from last summer!" Minerva's face lit
up as she pulled out a framed picture of her and her niece. They were sitting on the grass pulling faces
at each other, Luna's long black hair blowing in the breeze.
Jupiter laughed. "What's so funny?" Minerva asked.
"I've just never seen you in Muggle
clothes before Min. It's just a bit
cute. How old is Luna now?"
"Thirty-two, same as Lupin." Minerva put the picture down and opened the
other box. Inside were a dozen of the
most beautiful red roses she had ever seen. She picked up the card, and after reading it, instantly began to
laugh. "What is it?" Jupiter
asked.
Minerva handed her the card.
"We tried. Happy Birthday!
~Albus, Severus, and
Hagrid"
Sinistra laughed. "Awww…they're sweet. Well, I guess that just leaves mine!" She pulled out a thin package. "Enjoy!"
Minerva looked at it. "Hmmm…I don't know…a Firebolt?" Jupiter chuckled as Minerva unwrapped a
book. The Street Lawyer by John
Grisham.
"He's an American Muggle writer,"
said Jupiter. "I think you'll like
it. It brings out a good perspective on
life. Well…I think so anyways."
Minerva smiled. "Thanks. Maybe a good bath and book is what I need tonight."
Just then there was another knock at
the door and Jupiter looked at the clock on the wall. "Let's see. Only one person
goes visiting at 12:30 PM, and that person is…"
Dumbledore came through the
door.
"Albus!" Sinistra declared with a
smile. Severus came in behind him.
"Where's Hagrid?" Minerva asked.
"Let's put it this way. He had too much mead too fast," said
Severus.
"Uh oh," Jupiter said with a slight
smile.
Minerva looked at the two new
arrivals. "Thank you for the roses."
Albus shrugged his shoulders. "After a night like tonight, we couldn't
think of anything else."
Severus saw the picture of Minerva
and her niece. "Is that Luna?" he asked
in disbelief. She nodded. He put the picture down, rubbed his face and
said, "I feel old."
Minerva looked at Dumbledore. "Well Albus, any chance of you telling me
where you sent my beloved niece on this mission of yours?"
"Sorry Minerva, but not a
chance. I will, however, assure you
that Luna is in no danger what so ever."
"You mean immediate danger."
"Take it as you wish."
Minerva shivered. "So why you two here?"
"We wanted to make sure you were
alright."
"And we heard about you and Trelawney,
pardon the pun, cat fighting," Severus added.
"O! Bad joke Severus!" Jupiter said.
Minerva sat back and crossed her
arms. "She had it coming," she said
defiantly. "I don't care."
"I'm personally disappointed that it
wasn't me who gave it to her," Severus said. "But it's nice someone finally shut her up."
"For now," said Jupiter.
Dumbledore shook his head. "Do as you two wish, but if someone curses
the other, then I'm going to have to step in, understand?"
Minerva nodded.
"Well, I've had enough excitement for
one night," said Jupiter, "so I'm going to leave our beloved Minerva and go to
bed."
Minerva smiled as everyone headed
for the door, but she suddenly said, "Hey." All three of them turned around. "Thanks for being my family," she said softly.
Jupiter smiled at Dumbledore. "Aww…I feel loved."
They exited, but Severus stayed
behind for a moment.
"What is it Severus?"
"You can be a total pain in my side
sometimes, but after all the crap we've been through, we both understand each
other. That's why I probably care about
you."
"Oh yeah? We'll for being a complete jerk half the time, you can be
incredibly sweet when you want to," Minerva replied.
"Just don't tell anybody that,"
Severus replied.
"I won't."
"Happy Birthday Professor," he said
and he kissed her forehead.
Minerva laughed and said, "Get out
of here! You lowly student! You're making me feel old!"
With that Snape left.
Minerva tossed and turned for an
hour before she finally fell asleep. Something had been missing the whole day through, and she couldn't
figure out what. But as she was about
to fall asleep, her mind fell on her brother. Hugo, she wondered. Where
are you? I need you Hugo…
With that she fell asleep.
Note from the Hippy Gypsy: Well, I'm trying. The real
excitement starts next chapter and Min and Sev end up in Paris chasing
something, thanks to Dumbledore. And
the Street Lawyer is a very good book! Read it! Please review and again
I say…NO FLAMES!
