Chapter 2
A/N: This chapter doesn't have much to do with the story line, it's really just a kinda funny conversation between Duo and Quatre, but read it anyway! Please please please r/r! I live on reviews!
Well, needless to say, Quatre wasn't very happy about the fight that Duo had gotten into with Ranma, as he insisted that they be as inconspicuous as possible. Quatre was also a trained Gundam pilot, and he too had noticed that there was something different about the boy, but he had opted for a more indirect approach by just using research. Unfortuatly, he hadn't been all that successful. He did manage to pull up a lot of information, but it wasn't of much help.
Let's see. . . . He's goes to high school at Furinkan High--
Well, gee, we didn't know that, did we Q-man?
Shut up, Duo. I'm trying to figure this out! He has. . . . that can't be right. . .
What is it? Did you actually find something of use? *smirk*
What does shut up mean to you? It says that he has more than 1 fiancee, but that can't be right. . . . Let's see. . . there's an Akane, a Shampoo--
Shampoo???? What kind of NAME is that????
Shut up or I'll throw you out the window, baka! Ummm. . . Kodachi. . . but it say's that she's not officially engaged to marry him. . . no, wait. Most of them aren't. . . there's someone named Nabiki. . . Oh, wait. Not anymore--
What do you mean not anymore'?
Anyway. . . WHAT?????
*thump* Don't scare me like that, Q-man! You made me fall off my chair! Owwww. . . .
He IS a guy, right, Duo? I mean. . . no, wait. . . that just can't be right. . . unless he's bi. . .
Like you, you mean?
Who ever said I was bi?
You're not. You're gay.
And why do you think that?
Any boy who wears a pink shirt is gay.
Isn't that a little bias?
Let's get back on track here, shall we? There's a French name here that I can't pronounce (or maybe the authoress can't remember it and is to lazy to go look it up), and maybe I'm just not very good at French, but it sure sounds like a male name. . .
Odd. . . wait!!! I just remembered! About half an hour ago, when I was talk---
You had already forgotten?
Well, actually, no, but I wanted to make a dramatic entrance.
You call that dramatic??? Look it up a dictionary.
Well Sooooooooorry! Anyway, he was talking about these training grounds of accursed springs or something like that, called Jusenkya--
I've heard of those! And it's Jusenkyo Duo.
Whatever. Anyway, he told me he fell into one, but I couldn't get him to tell me which one or where they are. I want to see if there's a spring of drowned elephant! Then I could go tear everything down!
Yeah, but you'd probably grow out of your cloths. And there in China, exactly where, I don't know.
Well, let's go find
Duo! We have a mission, and a mission to turn you into an elephant would not go over well with the professors!
Yeah, or Heero. He'd probaby say that since I couldn't fit in my cockpit and was no longer any use, I should be eliminated as soon as possible or something like that. Of course, he might just say
Shut up. Tomarrow's going to be a long day, and we need our reast, so go to sleep.
~TBC~