Author: chibi-chan plus M-chan and Spooky wrote a big chunk!
Disclaimer: I know I didn't have this last time. *winces* Sorry I kinda forgot... The anime characters don't belong to me. Most of the characters are authors and friends, but if you don't want to be in this story tell me and I'll take ya out, k? ^^V
Author's Notes: M-chan, Spooky, and I added our own parts to one section. It will be in **these pretty lil' thingies**. ^.^ Hope you like this! Kouchou means principal!
Spooky sighed. "You that Bean girl is really a pain
in the ass..."
"I agree, but we should still go to lunch... It
might take minds off it!" M-chan exclaimed cheerfully. chibi-chan shrugged
as she threw the double doors open to lead them out to lunch.
"Ack! I see the light, and it burns!!!" she exclaimed
as the glaring sun hit her in the face. After everyone's eyes adjusted
they realized it was only Spooky, M-chan, and chibi-chan.
"Wha?" M-chan asked, looking around.
"Where'd they go?!" Spooky asked wide-eyed. chibi-chan
watched as her little brother, Korrin, ran down the hallway.
"Everyone's staying inside with Usa-chan. They said
you guys should just go outside to eat," he exclaimed before chibi-chan
let go of one double door. She didn't look back ask her brother was knocked
to the ground. Spooky and M-chan glanced at the unconsious body, then at
each other before following chibi-chan under an occupied sakura tree.
"Hey, who ya waitin' for?" Spooky asked as she down
beside a waiting girl.
"Oh hey! I'm Princess Lesse! I'm waiting for LizBethy.
She was supposed to meet me for lunch. Don't think she's comin' though..."
"I think LizBethy stayed with Usa-chan. Didja hear
what happened?" chibi-chan asked excitedly.
"No, I didn't... You mean there's gossip going around
school that I haven't heard?!" Princess Lesse asked wide-eyed.
"Yup!" M-chan said as the three proceded to give
Lesse a brief summary. The girls told many specific detail, but failed
to tell Lesse Green Bean's name.
"I haven't seen you around here. What do you write?"
Spooky asked.
"Mostly Sailor Moon crossovers. I've written poetry
though," Lesse said grinning.
"COOL!!!" chibi-chan squealed as she bounced up
and down, while still sitting. Each girl took turns saying stuff about
them selves. M-chan loves her pony, Spooky loves cookies and evilness,
and chibi-chan loves sugar in general. While M-chan described Windy, her
pony, a rustling was heard from behind the tree. M-chan stopped talking
a figure sprinted away.
"ACK!!! That was that Beanie girl!!!" Lesse shouted
annoyed that she couldn't remember Green Bean's name. Spooky, M-chan, and
chibi-chan started laughing.
"That was Green Bean, but I like Beanie better!"
Spooky laughed. After the laughter died down chibi-chan opened her mouth
to say something.
"Do you gu--" chibi-chan started as she cocked her
head to the side. But she was cut off in mid-sentence.
"ACK! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!" chibi-chan and Lesse
yelled at the same time. chibi-chan pulled a goopy substance from her right
pigtail while Lesse pulled it off her shirt.
"It's a riceball!" M-chan stared.
"With ketchup and mustard on it..." Spooky said
shuddering. Lesse and chibi-chan glanced at each other before looking to
see who threw the riceball. Green Bean grinned crookedly before dashing
into the school.
"Damn that girl!!!" M-chan shouted as she stood
up to take after her. chibi-chan was already half way there, while Spooky
jogged at a moderate pace behind her.
"I'm gonna wash my shirt off. You should too!" Lesse
laughed as she raced to the bathrooms. M-chan looked down at her 'Got my
horse, got my dog, I don't need no cowboy!' t-shirt to see red and yellow
splotches all over it.
"Oh that bitch is going to get it!" she hissed before
breaking into a top notch sprint.
* * * * *
Green Bean grinned as she saw Sailor Chaos a little
ways ahead and Wufei and Rowen-sensei behind her. Green Bean turned and
yelled, "I bet your pony's head doesn't look any different from it's ass!"
By the time the other three girls had reached her the teachers were less
than ten feet from them. Spooky, chibi-chan, and M-chan all launched them
selves at the bitch and her cronie. Before M-chan's fist could connect
with Green Bean's face she was held back by Rowen-sensei and Wufei.
"LET ME GO!!!" she shrieked. But just because M-chan's
arms were tied back that didn't mean she couldn't whoop someone. She lashed
out with her leg and Green Bean's legs flew out from underneath her.
As Green Bean smacked her head on the icy tiles,
Sailor Chaos looked away from her fight with Spooky and cried out, "Green
Bean?!" That's when Spooky got decent hit on her face. Blood trickled gradually
from Sailor Chaos's mouth as Spooky used a round house kick to knock her
into the wall. Green Bean smiled snidely as she proped herself up on her
elbows.
"You honestly think a cowgirl, an evil bitch, and
a midget could beat me?" A snide laugh was cut off as chibi-chan kicked
her arm repeatedly.
"M-chan is not a cowgirl she is a horse trainer,
Spooky is evil not a bitch, and I'm a chibi not a midget." Each syllable
got a kick until a light snap was heard. (A.N. That's 27 kicks thank you
very much!)
"No stop you're killing her!!!" Sailor Chaos shrieked.
Spooky rolled her eyes and ignored the not even
half witted blonde.
"I broke her arm. I'm not killing her," chibi-chan
said laughing at the blonde's stupidity.
* * * * *
"You've got blood on your shirt..." chibi-chan pointed out with a giggle to Spooky. Spooky groaned and tried to chip it off. M-chan rubbed the wrist Rowen-sensei had grabbed but didn't touch the wrist Wufei touched. "Well that was fun!" chibi-chan giggled as she clasped her hands together. M-chan just shrugged it off, and kept her mind on her plan.
* * * * *
**Disgusted with Green Bean's antics, M-chan charged
into the principal's office with Spooky hot on her trail. Ignoring the
secratary's protests, she barged right in, while an apprehensive chibi-chan
peeked in the door before turning to see what Seifer no Miko was in for.
"I kicked Green Bean in the gut and slugged her
cronie," an angry Seifer growled.
"You too?! I just broke Beanie girl's arm!" chibi-chan
laughed as she high fived Seifer no Miko. Seifer laughed and cheered.
"Make sure Kouchou doesn't punish you too hard!!!"
she called as chibi-chan walked into Kouchou's office.
* * * * *
"Quatre-kouchou! We need to talk!" Plopping
into the chair, she cocked her black cowboy hat to one side as she put
her feet up on his desk. Spooky rolled her eyes and sat on the corner of
the desk, while chibi-chan say on the floor cross-legged. Turning in his
chair, Quatre smiled at the greened haired otaku in front of him.
"What would like to talk about, M-chan?"
"That jerk Green Bean..." Spooky muttered incorherently,
"and Sailor Chaos..."
"Who have shorts up their asses!" chibi-chan whispered
loud enough for the girls to hear.
"The two-" she glanced at something in the
hall. "Hold that thought."
Dashing out, the unmistakable sound of someone being
glomped was followed by the exclamation of, "Onna! Get off of me!"
M-chan walked back into Quatre's office, giggling,
"Wufei is so easy to tease." Quatre promptly sweatdropped and fell over,
bring the chair with him. "Quatre-kouchou? Are you okay?" Spooky
smiled and started to laugh, while chibi-chan layed on the floor and laughed
until her stomach hurt. As the two continued laughing Spooky eventually
fell off the desk. Spooky picked herself up and settled back on the edge
of the desk again.
"Um...I dont think he's supposed to be on the floor
like that....." chibi-chan started laughing again at Spooky's remark.
Picking up himself and the chair, Quatre replied,
"I'm fine. Now what would you like to ask me?"
"Why in the world did you accept those two... two...
Arghh! I can't even say it!"
Spooky cocked her head to one side, "Jerks, pricks,
assholes?" Spooky grinned slyly, "Or as they call Usa-chan: sluts."
Quatre looked at her seriously.
"Normal people." M-chan gave him a look of horror.
"You said the N-word!" she hissed at him. Spooky
snorted and leaned back further on his desk.
"I've been getting a lot of complaints about those
two, but my hands are tied by the system. I ca-"
"WHAT SYSTEM?!" M-chan bellowed.
Spooky muttered, "Complaints is the nice word for
it...That's not what I would call it though."
"The system for clogging up our creative systems
with shit like them?!" Spooky winced and stood up, rubbing at her ears,
while chibi-chan sat on the floor and watched the bickering like a confused
child.
"Look, M-chan. I'm sorry but, our standards
demand diversity."
"Diversity?! That's not diversity that....that's....
There is no word for it!" Spooky screached
"Take a look outside, Quatre-sensei! You can't get
more diverse than that! What if their normalness starts to infect others."
Spooky shuddered at the thought of being normal, while chibi-chan's
eyes grew wide with fear.
"What if one day, you wake up and come to work,
to find that everyone one has on jeans, a loose T-shirt and brown hair!
What would your reputation be then, Quatre-kouchou?" He looked at her,
surprise registering on his features.
"I guess I never thought of it like that..." he
mumbled. Seeing she had hit a nerve, M-chan forged on.
"Now, be a good little principal and expel them."
Quatre frowned before giving her a sheepish smile.
"It's not that easy. If it was I would've gotten rid of Relena's 'How to
be irratating' class long ago..."
Spooky leaned back against the wall and growled.
"Make it that easy."
"I have to have a reason and reasons need proof.
Lots of it."
"So you're saying we need proof of them doing something."
Quatre nodded. M-chan grinned evilly and raced
out, throwing a, "Thanks Quatre-kouchou! You've been a big help!"
over her shoulder.**
"Oh and girls!" They stopped and glanced at their
principal. "Unfortunately I have to suspend you for a few days." All three
of them stumbled and nearly fell over.
~To Be Continued~
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Hiya peeps! Yes I do realize I just broke Green Bean's arm.
And it was fun!!! ::giggle:: She deserves a lot more than that
anyway. ^_^ So I hope everyone's doing fine and please
send opinions.