Hiei, a day at the races.
Hiei, at the sickness of getting taunted and called a pineapple, by
Gwen and Maki, decided to go to a horse race, purchasing a ticket, he
sat, and sat and sat...
"hot dogs, would ya' like yer hot dogs, hey, you
pineapple-head, wanna hot dog?"
"..."
"What's that Mr. Pineapple-head?"
". . ."
"Oooooooooh '...' Okay... so.... uh, want one?"
"..."
"huh?"
"... no ...."
"Okay *smile* ja ne"
Hiei continued to sit.... and sit and sit....
"Horse race charms! Get 'em while they're...here!!!"
"..." *glare*
"HEY! Mr. Pineapple-head, since you amuse me and my kid
SO very very much, you can have one, on the house *smile, toss* But...
if you lose it..."
"..." *glance*
*smile* "I'll kill you, *in a sweet voice-- Ja ne !"
And so Hiei, now holding his "horse races charm", that was really
a piece of cauliflower of a stick in the shape of a horse stuck
to a chain, set off, to the greyhound races...
As he went to purchase his ticket little kids started
pointing and laughing, singing "Pinneapple-head Pineapple-head, ooooo,
lookit the PINEAPPLE-HEAD"
At this point, poor hiei went insane, he now lives in
Kurama's trash can, and does sexual favors for him whenever he needs
money to buy empty cans from bums to throw at passerbyes who call him
"Pineapple-head" or any other variations of it.
*~*Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN YU YU HAKUSHO, GWEN, OR MAKI,
OR ANY CHILDREN!!! I don't even own my toaster anymore... he left me
to find someone more suited for him...*cries* A LITTER BOX!!! But at
least I have my sanity...... j/k*