Disclaimer- I don't own Perfect Dark. Rare does. I decided to do this fic after reading one of Mirai Trunks' Girl Usagi's fics( wow, you're right, her name is too long)…
Note: Please don't hurt me…
Baby-sitting Carrol
I will Role Play as Elvis in this Fic, and every other fic in the future. Wait...I think I just saw a cheat somewhere in the last sentence…hmm..anyway IF ANYONE OF YOU DARE TO RP AS ELVIS, WHO IS MINE, I WILL RIP YOUR HEART OUT AND FEED IT TO MY TURTLES..HEHEHE…AND RIP YOUR TONGUE OUT, AND USE IT TO PAINT MY BOAT!!! Okay…let's start with the story…..
Dr.Carrington (wait, he isn't a real doctor, what's up with that?) and everyone in the Institute had to…do stuff as Elvis was told.
Elvis: Do stuff? You all have to go Do stuff?
Velvet: (nervously) Yeah..that's right, so we are leaving you in charge of Baby-sitting Dr. Carrol.
Elvis: Why are you nervous? Does Carrol bother or annoy you or something?
Velvet: (even more nervous) Well..err.. We've got to go bai-bai and have a nice day… (runs out of the CI along with every other CI agent)
Elvis:… that was odd… Okay Dr.Carrol, I guess it's just you and me now…
Dr. Carrol: Do you have any idea what you are doing?
Elvis: Yes I do, I know what I'm-
Dr. Carrol: Do you have any idea what you are doing? Really? Do you have any idea what you are doing?
Elvis: (Getting annoyed) Yes Dr. Carrol I do! Now just-
Dr. Carrol: (talking to thin air) He has no idea what he is doing…
Elvis: Arg!!!
Hours later…
Elvis: WHERE ARE THEY? THEY SHOULD BE BACK BY NOW!!
Dr Carroll Do you have-
Elvis: Yes Carroll,I have an idea of what I'm doing so shove it!
Dr. Caroll: Come on, Come on! Do you have any idea what you are doing?
Elvis:… ARG!! ARG!! THAT'S IT!! (grabs duct tape and tapes Dr. Carrol over 5 layers of tape onto the hoverbike outside)
Dr. Carrol: (muffled speaking) Do you have any idea what you are doing?
Elvis: JUST WATCH ME! (takes out a Reprogrammer and aims it at the Hoverbike)
Grimshaw: (out of nowhere) Reprogram that bike! It's a Mach 2 and should be compatible!
Elvis reprograms the hoverbike and it crashes into the door and blows up with Carroll.
Elvis: @$^@! You you @!$#!ing Carrol!
20 minutes later… all the CI people come back
Velvet: So, where's Dr. Carrol?
Elvis: Oh, look he's right here ( shows her remains of what used to be a Dr. Carrol)
Velvet: Err.. (goes into Jo's room)
Joanna: So how'd it go?
Velvet: Yuppers, it worked! Elvis couldn't stand Dr. Carrol and killed him!
Joanna: Yay!
THE END!
That's it. Ya like? Flames are always welcome but go easy on me this time please.
-Bomberdude
Note: Please don't hurt me…
Baby-sitting Carrol
I will Role Play as Elvis in this Fic, and every other fic in the future. Wait...I think I just saw a cheat somewhere in the last sentence…hmm..anyway IF ANYONE OF YOU DARE TO RP AS ELVIS, WHO IS MINE, I WILL RIP YOUR HEART OUT AND FEED IT TO MY TURTLES..HEHEHE…AND RIP YOUR TONGUE OUT, AND USE IT TO PAINT MY BOAT!!! Okay…let's start with the story…..
Dr.Carrington (wait, he isn't a real doctor, what's up with that?) and everyone in the Institute had to…do stuff as Elvis was told.
Elvis: Do stuff? You all have to go Do stuff?
Velvet: (nervously) Yeah..that's right, so we are leaving you in charge of Baby-sitting Dr. Carrol.
Elvis: Why are you nervous? Does Carrol bother or annoy you or something?
Velvet: (even more nervous) Well..err.. We've got to go bai-bai and have a nice day… (runs out of the CI along with every other CI agent)
Elvis:… that was odd… Okay Dr.Carrol, I guess it's just you and me now…
Dr. Carrol: Do you have any idea what you are doing?
Elvis: Yes I do, I know what I'm-
Dr. Carrol: Do you have any idea what you are doing? Really? Do you have any idea what you are doing?
Elvis: (Getting annoyed) Yes Dr. Carrol I do! Now just-
Dr. Carrol: (talking to thin air) He has no idea what he is doing…
Elvis: Arg!!!
Hours later…
Elvis: WHERE ARE THEY? THEY SHOULD BE BACK BY NOW!!
Dr Carroll Do you have-
Elvis: Yes Carroll,I have an idea of what I'm doing so shove it!
Dr. Caroll: Come on, Come on! Do you have any idea what you are doing?
Elvis:… ARG!! ARG!! THAT'S IT!! (grabs duct tape and tapes Dr. Carrol over 5 layers of tape onto the hoverbike outside)
Dr. Carrol: (muffled speaking) Do you have any idea what you are doing?
Elvis: JUST WATCH ME! (takes out a Reprogrammer and aims it at the Hoverbike)
Grimshaw: (out of nowhere) Reprogram that bike! It's a Mach 2 and should be compatible!
Elvis reprograms the hoverbike and it crashes into the door and blows up with Carroll.
Elvis: @$^@! You you @!$#!ing Carrol!
20 minutes later… all the CI people come back
Velvet: So, where's Dr. Carrol?
Elvis: Oh, look he's right here ( shows her remains of what used to be a Dr. Carrol)
Velvet: Err.. (goes into Jo's room)
Joanna: So how'd it go?
Velvet: Yuppers, it worked! Elvis couldn't stand Dr. Carrol and killed him!
Joanna: Yay!
THE END!
That's it. Ya like? Flames are always welcome but go easy on me this time please.
-Bomberdude