---------------------------------------------------------------------------
SOMEWHERE on Midgaard...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Please believe me when I say I didn't mean for this to happen! It's all a
big mistake... look, I'll explain. I was walking down the street, minding
my own business, when SHE appeared, floating in midair, like it was the
most natural thing in the world for her to be doing. I just stood there, my
mouth ajaw - I mean, ajar.
She announced herself as Urd, Goddess of The Past, and (self-proclaimed)
Goddess of Love, and that she had been assigned by the Goddess Relief
Office to grant me a wish.
Usually, I'm an extremely polite person, but right then, all I could do was
goggle. Urd was, well, gorgeous! Long platinum blonde hair, semi-tanned
skin(it even looked natural!) and a figure most women would die for. The
first thing to pop out of my semi-paralyzed mouth was "Nice legs." I wanted
to shoot myself.
"Thanks," she beamed. "I work out... hey!" she protested. "Can't you think
of anything better to say than 'nice legs'? I mean, I'm a real honest-to-
Goddess Goddess! Don't I deserve something a little more..." she gestured
helplessly, "worshipful?"
"I'm stunned by your heavenly beauty." My mouth could always be counted on
to come to the rescue in case of total brain shutdown. Fortunately, this
time it chose deadpan instead of hentai to break the ice. "I'm sure once
I've recovered from terminal meltdown, I'll have something appropriate to
say."
"That's more like it." She nodded, clearly not used to dealing with mere
mortals. She crossed her arms, my poor helpless male brain not helping but
notice how her elegantly smooth arms slid sinuously under perfectly rounded
brea- I mentally slapped myself. She smirked and jiggled her torso experi-
mentally, then laughed as my eyes, locked in synch with the gainax motion,
bounced in tune. I started to smile goofily.
"I think the shock is beginning to wear off," she noted ironically. "So
make your wish. I haven't got all day."
I opened my mouth to speak, but before I could say a word, everything
went... weird.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
ASGAARD, Yggdrasil Central Control Central
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
An alarm blared. "Pure chaos energy is leaking into the mortal realm!"
Someone shouted over the alarm.
"Track it down and contain it!" Yelled another. "And someone turn off that
stupid alarm! I swear, I'm never letting that imp of a Goddess near the
emergency protocols again!"
"It's no good! We're looking at a..." the alarm stopped abruptly. The
speaker cleared her throat and resumed in a normal tone of voice. "...Class
A Catastrophe." Everyone in the room shuddered. Class A ranked up there
with Ragnarok, Armageddon, The Apocalypse, The Reckoning, The Coming of The
Great White Handkerchief, and the like. But those catastrophes at least had
structure and a formula for the world's eventual rebirth. With this,
literally ANYTHING could happen.
"Wait," one technician noted calmly, "Urd is down there."
"It doesn't matter. Urd doesn't have the required access or the power
necessary to effect the change. There's nothing she can do."
"She was about to grant a mortal a wish. If we boost her access to first
class, unlimited, disable her inhibitors, and induce a structured wish, she
can access the wish power to absorb the chaos energy and convert it into
order." Everyone looked at her.
"Are you nuts?" "You've been watching too much Star Trek."
"Do you see any other way?"
"...Alright, let's do it."
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
MEANWHILE, back on Midgaard...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Urrrrrrrd!" I yelled, the sound distorting with everything else.
Practically the only thing not doing Saturday morning calisthlinics was the
Goddess, and even she seemed to be having difficulty resisting the impulse.
I lunged forward and, frantically grabbing, I made contact with something
soft.
It was an accident, I swear!
She looked irritated by the(unintentional) grope, but she still grabbed my
hand and hauled me in.
Let me pause for a moment to note that while, as a normal human male,
proximity to this divine beauty would have ORDINARILY send me into
catalytic shock, the adrenaline already in my system blocked out most of
the effects. In other words, I was bloody terrified and screaming for my
mother.
While I was doing my screaming, Urd was receiving instruction. Her facial
markings glowed briefly, and a surprised look crossed her face. Grabbing me
by the head, she hauled my face up to eye level. "Make a wish!" she yelled.
"What kind of wish? And why are we yelling?" I shouted back.
"Anything! It doesn't matter what! And we're yelling because it increases
the dramatic tension of the story!" she bellowed.
"Oh!" I roared, and thought for a second. "I really wish this wasn't
happening!" I screamed. It was, after all, something I really REALLY
wanted right then.
Urd looked shocked. "Not that!" She screamed(so sue me, I'm out of good
verbs). A bolt of pure light lanced down from the sky and hit her square on
the forehead.
After that, it got REALLY weird.
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ASGAARD, Yggdrasil Central Command Central
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Something's wrong with the wish." The deities, having no use for dramatic
tension, were talking calmly. "It's absorbing the chaos energy."
"That is what we wanted, is it not?"
"Not exactly. We wanted Urd to absorb the chaos energy and convert it using
the wish power. The wish is taking it in directly now. Apparently, the wish
was so open-ended that the chaotic elements are dominating the matrix.
We're looking at a type two fusion now." Delicate hands worked furiously at
the controls. Eventually, they gave up with a sigh. "It's no use. We've
lost control of the system. The best we can do is set up a firewall to
prevent changes in this timeline from corrupting any others." Tap, tap,
tap. "There. I'm sorry Urd."
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
MIDGAARD, an exceedingly popular vacation spot this time of year...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
The first thing I noticed when I woke up was how GOOD I felt, totally out
of proportion to having survived The Apocalypse. The second thing I noticed
was that 'things' were different. I did some checking.
Changing gender isn't really a new concept in fiction. To use the popular
phrase, it's 'been done'. However, I doubt changing into a stunningly sexy
self-proclaimed Goddess of Love has been done too many times.
Don't get me wrong. I'm a guy. I'm very proud of that fact, but I think I
surprised myself by how well I was taking it. I wasn't freaking out,
tearing my new platinum blonde hair out, running around in a fit, or
whatever. It was more like: 'Right. How can my day get any worse?'
Then I took a look around.
Everything was in Japanese(Nihongo, my mind nagged). Kanji and Romanji
everywhere, with some English words widely dispersed. I was about to ask
someone where I was, when I noticed something. I could read the signs. I
could understand the chatter around me. I knew Japanese. Odd, since I'd
never studied the language in my life, but there you have it. I read the
sign on the stone wall in front of me. 'Nekomi Technology Institute'. I
shrugged and entered.
The place was pretty quiet. Every so often, a student would wander by. They
all looked awful. 'Must be exam week,' I thought wisely to myself, then I
turned thoughtful. 'Just like...' "Zombies," I groaned. "If this is a
stupid Negaverse plot to take over the world, I'm gonna puke." I looked up.
"Yo, big guy, I know I haven't been very big on religion, but if you could
see your way to giving me a hand, I'd be grateful." I stopped praying and
looked around. No big bolts of lightning, no divine inspiration... I
shrugged. "Oh well, it was worth a shot." I turned around and started to
walk out, when I noticed a small white cat in the doorway.
He had a crescent moon on his forehead.
Nonononononononononononono...
"Sailor Venus?"
Nonononononononononononononononononononononononono...
"Sailor Venus, it's time for you to come forth! I'm getting major Negavibes
from the gym over there. You must defeat this evil in the name of Venus!"
Nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononokay whatever.
"Gimme the pen." I held out my hand, thinking that Kami-sama had a really
weird sense of irony.
Artemis blinked, flipped and the pen plopped out of wherever he kept it(I
don't really want to know) and fell on the ground. I picked it up. At least
it was clean. I raised it high and shouted, "Venus Power, Make Up!"
That transformation was probably THE most embarrassing thing I've ever
done. Fortunately, there wasn't anyone around in a condition to notice. All
the people were too busy being zombies to care about much. That left... I
glanced down at Artemis, who had a slightly glazed look in his eyes. "Snap
out of it, you! You're a cat! You're not supposed to care about human
nudity!" Artemis just mumbled something about wishing he could figure out
how he managed to change into a human way back when, then he started to
ramble on about something decidedly hentai. I stepped on him on my way to
the gym.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
THE gym, very close by...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Ha ha ha ha ha! Soon, my Queen will have gathered enough energy to RULE
this world!" Cackled the Youma. Looking like some kind of racecar driver
clown, the Youma held within its hands a ball of glowing dark purple
energy. Every so often, a student would enter the gym and get drained,
turning into a zombie.
"Hold it!" I shouted, jumping into the room. I tugged at my miniskirt.
Feeling a little silly, I struck a dramatic(I hoped) pose. "I am Sailor
Venus, the Goddess of Love! College is a place of learning and
self-expression; to adulterate it for evil gain is unforgivable! In the
name of love, I will punish you!" God that was embarrassing.
The Youma started off predictably by sending the zombies after me. Not
wanting to hurt them - every Sailor Moon show I'd ever seen stressed that
the heroes never won by hurting innocents - I leaped to the rafters and
fired off a crescent beam at the Youma.
It's funny... the beams were a lot... bigger... than I remembered from the
show. Maybe it's the Goddess power... anyway, the Youma was fast, I'll give
it that. It dodged my blast and shot off one of its own. "Oil Slick!" It
screamed, shooting twin streams of dark fluid up at me. I dodged.
"'Oil Slick?!'" I shouted incredulously. "This isn't a Greenpeace
commercial! You'll have to do better than that!"
"Nitro Burst!" And then the Youma was right in front of me, pummeling me
with about a million punches. I sailed backward and hit the wall. It
cracked a bit. I cracked a lot, or at least, that's the way it felt.
"Nice hit," I coughed, gripping my sides in pain. Even with extra powers,
the pain threshold of this body wasn't very high.
"Oil Slick!" And I couldn't dodge this time. Thick gooey stuff all over.
Yuck. "Afterburner!"
"Oh, shit," I muttered as I saw the Youma barreling toward me again,
wreathed in an aura of fire.
I didn't particularly want to find out what would happen if this stuff
caught fire. Firing off a trio of crescent beams, one of which actually hit
and did some damage, I scooted out of there. I pulled back and took stock
of the situation. I knew that Goddesses had access to a lot of magic power,
but I didn't know any spells. Except...
I did have a pretty solid repertoire of AD&D spells from my role-playing
days. I didn't know if they would work, but it couldn't hurt, right?
"Hiyoke!(1)" I yelled, hoping.
"Exhaust!" Shouted the Youma. Flames washed over me. When they stopped,
there was nothing left but me, grinning evilly. I decided to go for broke.
"Tenbatsu!(2)" I screamed, lunging forward, arms pushing forward, fingers
splayed wide. A massive bolt of energy arced from my hands to the Youma,
who gave a loud wail before collapsing to the round, turning into a young
man. Having seen a little bit of 'Ah! My Goddess!', I recognised Keiichi
Morisato. Checking his wallet for an address, I found it, but... "Isn't he
supposed to be living in a temple or something? Maybe he hasn't met
Belldandy yet..." I mused. Shrugging, I hoisted him up into a fireman's
carry and made my way to the dorms.
After finding his dorm, I snuck in. Apparently, the dorm super doesn't
approve of strange women entering the boy's dormitory. How wierd is that?
Dumping him on his bed, I experimented a little with the phone. "I know he
did this at least once in the series," I muttered as I punched about fifty
numbers at random, "God help him when he gets the long distance bill." When
I finished, I waited an eternally long time for the call to go through.
"DING We're sorry. The number you have dialed is not, will not, and never
has been 'in service' please do not dial again. GoodBYE."
"WAIT! It's 'URD'!"
"*Thump* (gimmethatmoron) Urd? That you?"
"Not exactly. It's a little complicated. I'm at Keiichi Morisato's dorm
room. Could you put me through to Belldandy?"
"Hang on a sec." Muttered whispers. "What do you mean by 'not exactly'?"
"I mean that I, being the guy who got the wish from Urd, have been
placed(involuntarily, I might add) within the body of Urd. Foremost on my
mind is where's Urd, how did I get in this body, and WHAT THE HELL IS GOING
ON?" I screamed. It seemed the appropriate time to freak out.
The thunderclap blew me off my feet. When I got up, neat little words were
etched on the ground. "'No Swearing'. Oh, haha," I groused. "Listen," I
resumed once I had picked up the phone again, "I'm not asking for much
here. Just get me SOMEBODY to help me out here!"
*Ding Dong* "Hang on, there's someone at the door." Putting the phone down,
I peeked through the eyehole, and there you were, smiling and waving.
Quickly opening the door, I grabbed you and yanked you inside, and here we
are. Now can you help me out, Belldandy?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
(1)Hiyoke - Protection from Fire
(2)Tenbatsu - Divine Retribution
Author's notes:
I decided to use Japanese names for my spells, but it's tricky. There are
a lot of different forms for the same thing in English. If I have made a
mistake regarding this, or have chosen incorrect usage, PLEASE let me know.
This idea just came to me. I don't know where from. Do you like? Dislike?
C&C please! But don't just blow me off saying my work sucks. Give me
pointers! I like pointers.
Amberion A.K.A. Thomas Hood
current email until I get POP access again: thood3@hotmail.com
SOMEWHERE on Midgaard...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Please believe me when I say I didn't mean for this to happen! It's all a
big mistake... look, I'll explain. I was walking down the street, minding
my own business, when SHE appeared, floating in midair, like it was the
most natural thing in the world for her to be doing. I just stood there, my
mouth ajaw - I mean, ajar.
She announced herself as Urd, Goddess of The Past, and (self-proclaimed)
Goddess of Love, and that she had been assigned by the Goddess Relief
Office to grant me a wish.
Usually, I'm an extremely polite person, but right then, all I could do was
goggle. Urd was, well, gorgeous! Long platinum blonde hair, semi-tanned
skin(it even looked natural!) and a figure most women would die for. The
first thing to pop out of my semi-paralyzed mouth was "Nice legs." I wanted
to shoot myself.
"Thanks," she beamed. "I work out... hey!" she protested. "Can't you think
of anything better to say than 'nice legs'? I mean, I'm a real honest-to-
Goddess Goddess! Don't I deserve something a little more..." she gestured
helplessly, "worshipful?"
"I'm stunned by your heavenly beauty." My mouth could always be counted on
to come to the rescue in case of total brain shutdown. Fortunately, this
time it chose deadpan instead of hentai to break the ice. "I'm sure once
I've recovered from terminal meltdown, I'll have something appropriate to
say."
"That's more like it." She nodded, clearly not used to dealing with mere
mortals. She crossed her arms, my poor helpless male brain not helping but
notice how her elegantly smooth arms slid sinuously under perfectly rounded
brea- I mentally slapped myself. She smirked and jiggled her torso experi-
mentally, then laughed as my eyes, locked in synch with the gainax motion,
bounced in tune. I started to smile goofily.
"I think the shock is beginning to wear off," she noted ironically. "So
make your wish. I haven't got all day."
I opened my mouth to speak, but before I could say a word, everything
went... weird.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
ASGAARD, Yggdrasil Central Control Central
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
An alarm blared. "Pure chaos energy is leaking into the mortal realm!"
Someone shouted over the alarm.
"Track it down and contain it!" Yelled another. "And someone turn off that
stupid alarm! I swear, I'm never letting that imp of a Goddess near the
emergency protocols again!"
"It's no good! We're looking at a..." the alarm stopped abruptly. The
speaker cleared her throat and resumed in a normal tone of voice. "...Class
A Catastrophe." Everyone in the room shuddered. Class A ranked up there
with Ragnarok, Armageddon, The Apocalypse, The Reckoning, The Coming of The
Great White Handkerchief, and the like. But those catastrophes at least had
structure and a formula for the world's eventual rebirth. With this,
literally ANYTHING could happen.
"Wait," one technician noted calmly, "Urd is down there."
"It doesn't matter. Urd doesn't have the required access or the power
necessary to effect the change. There's nothing she can do."
"She was about to grant a mortal a wish. If we boost her access to first
class, unlimited, disable her inhibitors, and induce a structured wish, she
can access the wish power to absorb the chaos energy and convert it into
order." Everyone looked at her.
"Are you nuts?" "You've been watching too much Star Trek."
"Do you see any other way?"
"...Alright, let's do it."
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
MEANWHILE, back on Midgaard...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Urrrrrrrd!" I yelled, the sound distorting with everything else.
Practically the only thing not doing Saturday morning calisthlinics was the
Goddess, and even she seemed to be having difficulty resisting the impulse.
I lunged forward and, frantically grabbing, I made contact with something
soft.
It was an accident, I swear!
She looked irritated by the(unintentional) grope, but she still grabbed my
hand and hauled me in.
Let me pause for a moment to note that while, as a normal human male,
proximity to this divine beauty would have ORDINARILY send me into
catalytic shock, the adrenaline already in my system blocked out most of
the effects. In other words, I was bloody terrified and screaming for my
mother.
While I was doing my screaming, Urd was receiving instruction. Her facial
markings glowed briefly, and a surprised look crossed her face. Grabbing me
by the head, she hauled my face up to eye level. "Make a wish!" she yelled.
"What kind of wish? And why are we yelling?" I shouted back.
"Anything! It doesn't matter what! And we're yelling because it increases
the dramatic tension of the story!" she bellowed.
"Oh!" I roared, and thought for a second. "I really wish this wasn't
happening!" I screamed. It was, after all, something I really REALLY
wanted right then.
Urd looked shocked. "Not that!" She screamed(so sue me, I'm out of good
verbs). A bolt of pure light lanced down from the sky and hit her square on
the forehead.
After that, it got REALLY weird.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
ASGAARD, Yggdrasil Central Command Central
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Something's wrong with the wish." The deities, having no use for dramatic
tension, were talking calmly. "It's absorbing the chaos energy."
"That is what we wanted, is it not?"
"Not exactly. We wanted Urd to absorb the chaos energy and convert it using
the wish power. The wish is taking it in directly now. Apparently, the wish
was so open-ended that the chaotic elements are dominating the matrix.
We're looking at a type two fusion now." Delicate hands worked furiously at
the controls. Eventually, they gave up with a sigh. "It's no use. We've
lost control of the system. The best we can do is set up a firewall to
prevent changes in this timeline from corrupting any others." Tap, tap,
tap. "There. I'm sorry Urd."
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
MIDGAARD, an exceedingly popular vacation spot this time of year...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
The first thing I noticed when I woke up was how GOOD I felt, totally out
of proportion to having survived The Apocalypse. The second thing I noticed
was that 'things' were different. I did some checking.
Changing gender isn't really a new concept in fiction. To use the popular
phrase, it's 'been done'. However, I doubt changing into a stunningly sexy
self-proclaimed Goddess of Love has been done too many times.
Don't get me wrong. I'm a guy. I'm very proud of that fact, but I think I
surprised myself by how well I was taking it. I wasn't freaking out,
tearing my new platinum blonde hair out, running around in a fit, or
whatever. It was more like: 'Right. How can my day get any worse?'
Then I took a look around.
Everything was in Japanese(Nihongo, my mind nagged). Kanji and Romanji
everywhere, with some English words widely dispersed. I was about to ask
someone where I was, when I noticed something. I could read the signs. I
could understand the chatter around me. I knew Japanese. Odd, since I'd
never studied the language in my life, but there you have it. I read the
sign on the stone wall in front of me. 'Nekomi Technology Institute'. I
shrugged and entered.
The place was pretty quiet. Every so often, a student would wander by. They
all looked awful. 'Must be exam week,' I thought wisely to myself, then I
turned thoughtful. 'Just like...' "Zombies," I groaned. "If this is a
stupid Negaverse plot to take over the world, I'm gonna puke." I looked up.
"Yo, big guy, I know I haven't been very big on religion, but if you could
see your way to giving me a hand, I'd be grateful." I stopped praying and
looked around. No big bolts of lightning, no divine inspiration... I
shrugged. "Oh well, it was worth a shot." I turned around and started to
walk out, when I noticed a small white cat in the doorway.
He had a crescent moon on his forehead.
Nonononononononononononono...
"Sailor Venus?"
Nonononononononononononononononononononononononono...
"Sailor Venus, it's time for you to come forth! I'm getting major Negavibes
from the gym over there. You must defeat this evil in the name of Venus!"
Nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononokay whatever.
"Gimme the pen." I held out my hand, thinking that Kami-sama had a really
weird sense of irony.
Artemis blinked, flipped and the pen plopped out of wherever he kept it(I
don't really want to know) and fell on the ground. I picked it up. At least
it was clean. I raised it high and shouted, "Venus Power, Make Up!"
That transformation was probably THE most embarrassing thing I've ever
done. Fortunately, there wasn't anyone around in a condition to notice. All
the people were too busy being zombies to care about much. That left... I
glanced down at Artemis, who had a slightly glazed look in his eyes. "Snap
out of it, you! You're a cat! You're not supposed to care about human
nudity!" Artemis just mumbled something about wishing he could figure out
how he managed to change into a human way back when, then he started to
ramble on about something decidedly hentai. I stepped on him on my way to
the gym.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
THE gym, very close by...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Ha ha ha ha ha! Soon, my Queen will have gathered enough energy to RULE
this world!" Cackled the Youma. Looking like some kind of racecar driver
clown, the Youma held within its hands a ball of glowing dark purple
energy. Every so often, a student would enter the gym and get drained,
turning into a zombie.
"Hold it!" I shouted, jumping into the room. I tugged at my miniskirt.
Feeling a little silly, I struck a dramatic(I hoped) pose. "I am Sailor
Venus, the Goddess of Love! College is a place of learning and
self-expression; to adulterate it for evil gain is unforgivable! In the
name of love, I will punish you!" God that was embarrassing.
The Youma started off predictably by sending the zombies after me. Not
wanting to hurt them - every Sailor Moon show I'd ever seen stressed that
the heroes never won by hurting innocents - I leaped to the rafters and
fired off a crescent beam at the Youma.
It's funny... the beams were a lot... bigger... than I remembered from the
show. Maybe it's the Goddess power... anyway, the Youma was fast, I'll give
it that. It dodged my blast and shot off one of its own. "Oil Slick!" It
screamed, shooting twin streams of dark fluid up at me. I dodged.
"'Oil Slick?!'" I shouted incredulously. "This isn't a Greenpeace
commercial! You'll have to do better than that!"
"Nitro Burst!" And then the Youma was right in front of me, pummeling me
with about a million punches. I sailed backward and hit the wall. It
cracked a bit. I cracked a lot, or at least, that's the way it felt.
"Nice hit," I coughed, gripping my sides in pain. Even with extra powers,
the pain threshold of this body wasn't very high.
"Oil Slick!" And I couldn't dodge this time. Thick gooey stuff all over.
Yuck. "Afterburner!"
"Oh, shit," I muttered as I saw the Youma barreling toward me again,
wreathed in an aura of fire.
I didn't particularly want to find out what would happen if this stuff
caught fire. Firing off a trio of crescent beams, one of which actually hit
and did some damage, I scooted out of there. I pulled back and took stock
of the situation. I knew that Goddesses had access to a lot of magic power,
but I didn't know any spells. Except...
I did have a pretty solid repertoire of AD&D spells from my role-playing
days. I didn't know if they would work, but it couldn't hurt, right?
"Hiyoke!(1)" I yelled, hoping.
"Exhaust!" Shouted the Youma. Flames washed over me. When they stopped,
there was nothing left but me, grinning evilly. I decided to go for broke.
"Tenbatsu!(2)" I screamed, lunging forward, arms pushing forward, fingers
splayed wide. A massive bolt of energy arced from my hands to the Youma,
who gave a loud wail before collapsing to the round, turning into a young
man. Having seen a little bit of 'Ah! My Goddess!', I recognised Keiichi
Morisato. Checking his wallet for an address, I found it, but... "Isn't he
supposed to be living in a temple or something? Maybe he hasn't met
Belldandy yet..." I mused. Shrugging, I hoisted him up into a fireman's
carry and made my way to the dorms.
After finding his dorm, I snuck in. Apparently, the dorm super doesn't
approve of strange women entering the boy's dormitory. How wierd is that?
Dumping him on his bed, I experimented a little with the phone. "I know he
did this at least once in the series," I muttered as I punched about fifty
numbers at random, "God help him when he gets the long distance bill." When
I finished, I waited an eternally long time for the call to go through.
"DING We're sorry. The number you have dialed is not, will not, and never
has been 'in service' please do not dial again. GoodBYE."
"WAIT! It's 'URD'!"
"*Thump* (gimmethatmoron) Urd? That you?"
"Not exactly. It's a little complicated. I'm at Keiichi Morisato's dorm
room. Could you put me through to Belldandy?"
"Hang on a sec." Muttered whispers. "What do you mean by 'not exactly'?"
"I mean that I, being the guy who got the wish from Urd, have been
placed(involuntarily, I might add) within the body of Urd. Foremost on my
mind is where's Urd, how did I get in this body, and WHAT THE HELL IS GOING
ON?" I screamed. It seemed the appropriate time to freak out.
The thunderclap blew me off my feet. When I got up, neat little words were
etched on the ground. "'No Swearing'. Oh, haha," I groused. "Listen," I
resumed once I had picked up the phone again, "I'm not asking for much
here. Just get me SOMEBODY to help me out here!"
*Ding Dong* "Hang on, there's someone at the door." Putting the phone down,
I peeked through the eyehole, and there you were, smiling and waving.
Quickly opening the door, I grabbed you and yanked you inside, and here we
are. Now can you help me out, Belldandy?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
(1)Hiyoke - Protection from Fire
(2)Tenbatsu - Divine Retribution
Author's notes:
I decided to use Japanese names for my spells, but it's tricky. There are
a lot of different forms for the same thing in English. If I have made a
mistake regarding this, or have chosen incorrect usage, PLEASE let me know.
This idea just came to me. I don't know where from. Do you like? Dislike?
C&C please! But don't just blow me off saying my work sucks. Give me
pointers! I like pointers.
Amberion A.K.A. Thomas Hood
current email until I get POP access again: thood3@hotmail.com