The night the lights went out in Hyrule. (no, it's not about a power failure)

Link was riding home from a 30 day trip,
So he and Epona stopped in a tavern to rest.
A fella walks up,
His name is Nadi.
He says,
"You know that we're real good friends,
And I hate to break this too ya,
But you know that Malon girl of yours?
She's been spending time with a Kakariko guy.
Now don't get mad,
Don't blow your top,
But I've been with her myself."
That's the night that the lights went out in Hyrule.
That's the night that they killed an innocent man.
That's the night that the lights went out in Hyrule.
Don't look now but the judge's got bloodstains on his hands.
Link slipped through the woods,
Quiet as a mouse.
Til he came upon tracks heading
to Nadi's house.
They were smaller than Nadi's ever could be.
He peeked in the windows and to his surprise.
There Nadi lay,
In a pool of blood.
Using his sword to flag a cop down.
The cop jumped and said,
"Why'd you do it son?"
..........................................
"Guilty" The judge said that Friday night.
Slapping a smile on the cop's back.
"I'd love to stay but supper's awaiting."
That's the night the lights went out in Hyrule.
That's the night they killed an innocent man.
That's the night that the lights went out in Hyrule.
Don't look now but the judge's got bloodstains on his hands.
So he died that night at midnight.
And they didn't know he didn't do it.
They don't know who's footprints they were.
I was the one who killed Nadi that night.
Cause little Lita never misses with her diamond knife.
That's the night that the lights went out in Hyrule.
That's the night that they killed an innocent man.
That's the night that the lights went out in Hyrule.
Don't look not but the judge still has..........
Bloodstains on his hands.


AfTeRwArDs; I don't own Nintendo. Nor do I own the song 'The night the lights went out in Georgia' It's a good song, you should hear it. *Don't forget the contest damn it*