Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, you silly people can't touch me!! I'll leave the country!! With the money!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA.... *cough*
Introduction: Once upon a time, the cast of Gundam Wing sat around a table and discussed plans to make a movie. It went horribly wrong
Author's Notes: If you read this I'll love you forever. I'm not kidding, not many peeps read my shit and I get so depressed -_- Than I eat sugar, get hyper and write stuff like this... say YES to cake
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Gundam Wing At The Movies
The monochrome numbers flash from 5 to 1 and the screen centres on a tropical jungle. Heero runs through the plant life, breathing hard and with beads of sweat developing on his head. The cameras follows Heero's sight as he looks behind him, and shows a burly figure relentlessly closing in on our perfect soldier. Not looking where he is going, Heero trips on a rock and lands flat on his face.
The ape lumbers, balancing on its fists, and is about to crush our hero (play on words!) when....
Relena: Aahh-arrrrr-ahahaha!!!!! *swinging on a vine and wearing animal skin 0_o*
Relena takes the animal, at least twice the size of her, by the scruff of its neck and sternly tells it where to shove its violent tendencies towards her "baby", with monkey language.
In "ooks".
**
Duo tugs at the screen and it rolls up, taking with it the film
Duo: That's just plain /wrong/
Hilde: *twizzles a pencil between 2 fingers* We need more ideas
Heero:*looks paranoid* Can I /not/ be part of this?!
Everyone: Yeah, mm *cough*
Quatre: How about me?
Duo turns his chair around and sits on it with straddled legs. He rests his head on his fist and looks upwards
Duo: You know, that /might/ just work....
**
Trowa and Quatre walk into a graveyard. It's past midnight and not a sound can be heard nor a light be seen. Quatre is petrified but Trowa is persistant
Trowa: Come on, Quatre
Quatre: But it's dangerous, you should no better than this Trowa! I don't want to mess with the.. the..
Trowa: Undead?
Quatre: Shh!!
Trowa: They won't hear you Quatre
Trowa stops at a grave, all of its markings have disappeared with the course of time making it unidentifiable. He takes a heavy, leather bound book with a large padlock from his sack and thrusts it at Quatre
Trowa: Unlock this
Quatre: This isn't Christian, Trowa!
Trowa stares intently at Quatre, fire licking in his eyes. The lock is opened hurriedly and the deadly book unleashed. Purple mists leak out as the usually silent boy recites the book's contents to the night. Slowly a figure rises from the tombstone, in the shape of the late..
Dorothy?!
**
Trowa slams down his notes as he stands. His face is as dark as the one on the film beside him, he is not happy
Dorothy: *buries head in hands* Whatever...
Trowa: Isn't this a little out of character?!
Relena: You think /you/ were out of character?
WuFei: For Nataku's sake, onna! We all know the kind of thing you wear to please Heero!
There is a rush of various sounds from around the table, the loudest being WuFei and Relena arguing, Quatre innocently mumbling "I don't know, what are you talking about?" and finally a gun click from the direction of Mr. Yuy.
Everyone shuts up and sits down
Heero: Let's have something that's in character. We'll all be in it, Duo can be the baka and WuFei can argue with... Hilde!
Everyone: *fearfully mumbling* Ok... sure
Hilde: *sarcastic* Oh goody, my boyfriends a dickhead and I get to argue with a sexist bastard, what film are we using anyway?!
**
Hilde wears a blue, yellow, red and white dress, somehow the colours look good on her. She runs from the woods into a small cottage which just happens to be open. Scared and confused she runs up the staircase, everything in their looks like it's made for... little people...
She reaches the master bedroom, well, the only bedroom. Which is worrying since there were so many brooms downstairs. Either interesting video opportunities are ahead or someone likes cleaning a lot. She opens the door and it creaks a little, inside are seven little beds. She looks at a couple of the names Dopey, Grumpy, where's the cocaine? While she was checking out the names carved at the end of each bed a line of dwarves came in through the door.
Duo: (guess who /he/ is) WhO aRe YoU?
WuFei: Injustice!!! An intruder!!
Quatre: *sneezes* Don't hurt me!
Heero: Are you from the castle? Is being a dwarf "in" right now? I'm worried that I may be becoming passé
Trowa: ... hmm...
Treize: Why should we waste lives like this..
**
There is now complete uproar in the Conference Room
Heero: I am /not/ gay!! ... I think *looks at Duo*
Duo: I want that outfit in black! Grey is not my colour!
Treize: What the fuck is going on?! Look at me! I have my knees in my shoes to make me look smaller! I /shuffled/ into my scene!!
Zechs: Notice that we interrupted this before my part. Being the tallest person in this room, I also had to crouch!
WuFei: That's a stereotype! Injustice!!... *bangs head on table* bugger
Trowa: ... hmm...
Quatre: Wha-?! Did you see how much stuff I knocked over when I sneezed?!
Treize: Geez Zechs, you look even more stupid than I do!
Everyone: *Shuts up, looks at each other* Who created this anyway?!
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That would be me ^.^ Your resident insane author, if you think it's funny, or hate it, or I know you in that nightmarish world called "real life" JUST REVIEW. Reviewer #5 gets a prize! Then I'll put up more
Introduction: Once upon a time, the cast of Gundam Wing sat around a table and discussed plans to make a movie. It went horribly wrong
Author's Notes: If you read this I'll love you forever. I'm not kidding, not many peeps read my shit and I get so depressed -_- Than I eat sugar, get hyper and write stuff like this... say YES to cake
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Gundam Wing At The Movies
The monochrome numbers flash from 5 to 1 and the screen centres on a tropical jungle. Heero runs through the plant life, breathing hard and with beads of sweat developing on his head. The cameras follows Heero's sight as he looks behind him, and shows a burly figure relentlessly closing in on our perfect soldier. Not looking where he is going, Heero trips on a rock and lands flat on his face.
The ape lumbers, balancing on its fists, and is about to crush our hero (play on words!) when....
Relena: Aahh-arrrrr-ahahaha!!!!! *swinging on a vine and wearing animal skin 0_o*
Relena takes the animal, at least twice the size of her, by the scruff of its neck and sternly tells it where to shove its violent tendencies towards her "baby", with monkey language.
In "ooks".
**
Duo tugs at the screen and it rolls up, taking with it the film
Duo: That's just plain /wrong/
Hilde: *twizzles a pencil between 2 fingers* We need more ideas
Heero:*looks paranoid* Can I /not/ be part of this?!
Everyone: Yeah, mm *cough*
Quatre: How about me?
Duo turns his chair around and sits on it with straddled legs. He rests his head on his fist and looks upwards
Duo: You know, that /might/ just work....
**
Trowa and Quatre walk into a graveyard. It's past midnight and not a sound can be heard nor a light be seen. Quatre is petrified but Trowa is persistant
Trowa: Come on, Quatre
Quatre: But it's dangerous, you should no better than this Trowa! I don't want to mess with the.. the..
Trowa: Undead?
Quatre: Shh!!
Trowa: They won't hear you Quatre
Trowa stops at a grave, all of its markings have disappeared with the course of time making it unidentifiable. He takes a heavy, leather bound book with a large padlock from his sack and thrusts it at Quatre
Trowa: Unlock this
Quatre: This isn't Christian, Trowa!
Trowa stares intently at Quatre, fire licking in his eyes. The lock is opened hurriedly and the deadly book unleashed. Purple mists leak out as the usually silent boy recites the book's contents to the night. Slowly a figure rises from the tombstone, in the shape of the late..
Dorothy?!
**
Trowa slams down his notes as he stands. His face is as dark as the one on the film beside him, he is not happy
Dorothy: *buries head in hands* Whatever...
Trowa: Isn't this a little out of character?!
Relena: You think /you/ were out of character?
WuFei: For Nataku's sake, onna! We all know the kind of thing you wear to please Heero!
There is a rush of various sounds from around the table, the loudest being WuFei and Relena arguing, Quatre innocently mumbling "I don't know, what are you talking about?" and finally a gun click from the direction of Mr. Yuy.
Everyone shuts up and sits down
Heero: Let's have something that's in character. We'll all be in it, Duo can be the baka and WuFei can argue with... Hilde!
Everyone: *fearfully mumbling* Ok... sure
Hilde: *sarcastic* Oh goody, my boyfriends a dickhead and I get to argue with a sexist bastard, what film are we using anyway?!
**
Hilde wears a blue, yellow, red and white dress, somehow the colours look good on her. She runs from the woods into a small cottage which just happens to be open. Scared and confused she runs up the staircase, everything in their looks like it's made for... little people...
She reaches the master bedroom, well, the only bedroom. Which is worrying since there were so many brooms downstairs. Either interesting video opportunities are ahead or someone likes cleaning a lot. She opens the door and it creaks a little, inside are seven little beds. She looks at a couple of the names Dopey, Grumpy, where's the cocaine? While she was checking out the names carved at the end of each bed a line of dwarves came in through the door.
Duo: (guess who /he/ is) WhO aRe YoU?
WuFei: Injustice!!! An intruder!!
Quatre: *sneezes* Don't hurt me!
Heero: Are you from the castle? Is being a dwarf "in" right now? I'm worried that I may be becoming passé
Trowa: ... hmm...
Treize: Why should we waste lives like this..
**
There is now complete uproar in the Conference Room
Heero: I am /not/ gay!! ... I think *looks at Duo*
Duo: I want that outfit in black! Grey is not my colour!
Treize: What the fuck is going on?! Look at me! I have my knees in my shoes to make me look smaller! I /shuffled/ into my scene!!
Zechs: Notice that we interrupted this before my part. Being the tallest person in this room, I also had to crouch!
WuFei: That's a stereotype! Injustice!!... *bangs head on table* bugger
Trowa: ... hmm...
Quatre: Wha-?! Did you see how much stuff I knocked over when I sneezed?!
Treize: Geez Zechs, you look even more stupid than I do!
Everyone: *Shuts up, looks at each other* Who created this anyway?!
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That would be me ^.^ Your resident insane author, if you think it's funny, or hate it, or I know you in that nightmarish world called "real life" JUST REVIEW. Reviewer #5 gets a prize! Then I'll put up more