Disclaimer: Well, I'd like to get paid for this but I have to babysit instead.
Bugger
*weeps* Don't sue me!!! I can't take it any more, I want Gundam!!
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Introduction: Erm.. Lady Maxwell gets a prize in this, you'll have to tell me if it was a good idea or not. It's hard to get these done (I don't write chapters in advance, I like fresh fanfiction) Has anyone seen those really funny Frijj adverts? "How can something so tasty be so thick?" It's hilarious. One bottle sings "I know a song that'll get on your nerves" for ages and the other says "no you don't". Classic.
Here's a poem I did on the Temple of Yamato (www.crosswinds.net/~mattishida)
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The 30 foot ants Bringer
It flies on lovely midnight-wrought wings
Its ass a bonking pool of death.
Why? Why? Why does it masturbate me so?
I see it stare with its dead earlobe. Sometimes
I think it may be an angel. But what
Angel could have such a dark toe?
I hardly dare to pee myself.
Crapmon.
It craps me.
It craaaaaaaps me.
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My brother helped with some of the words ¬_¬
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Duo: OK.. so we're having some problems..
Hilde: Some?! *gets out frying pan*
Duo: Eeep!
The door opens and a young woman with short black hair enters
Lady Maxwell: Hi guys, I'm gonna join you for this chapter, head office said you'd been having problems and.. well their getting pissed off, basically. You only have so much of a budget
WuFei: *growl* What's your name, onna
Lady Maxwell: *glares* Shinimegami, to you
Duo: REALLY?! ¦0¦_0 ooOO (3) (A/N: Pure genius!! If you don't get it, it's supposed to be Duo's thought bubbles)
Lady Maxwell: *sits next to Duo* Yeah *flutters eyelashes* and you would be the Great Shinigami?
WuFei: ;;;¬_¬
Hilde: *whacks Duo over the head with the frying pan* On with the movie!!
Everyone looks at Duo expectantly but he is too busy talking to "Shinimegami" to notice.
WuFei: Oh we will make him pay...
**
//Dude, dude//
//Dude looks like a lady!//
Duo walks up the hill towards what used to be his home. He has had to perm his hair (A/N: Yeah, everybody use their imagination here.. My friend's brother thinks Taichi Kamiya has an afro 0_o) and wear an extreme amount of peacock blue eyeshadow, in order to look like.. an old woman.
In his long and frilly floral dress, he knocks at the door of the large terraced house. His ex-wife Shinimegami opens the door, with her stand their 3 children. The oldest is Relena, then there is their overly-argumentative WuFei and finally little Hilde.
Duo: */awful/ Scottish accent* Why! Hiloo ma deairys!
Family: *sweatdrop* Hi, Mrs. Doubtfire, please come in!
Heero: Hi, I'm Shinimegami's new boyfriend. Pleased to meet you!
Duo: *mumbling* My Gundanium parts, my name and now my wife *growl* *cough* Hello, Heero!
Everbody: How do you know his name??
Duo: Err..
**
Somewhere amidst the chaos, Duo came into conciousness.
Duo: *raises eyebrow* Do ya wanna know why they call me the Shinigami?
Noin: Duo, no one /does/
Zechs: Apart from fangirls
Lady Maxwell: *raises hand* ^-^ I was married to the Shinigami!
Duo: *holds up peace sign* Yeah!.. Wait a minute, I need to beat the shit out of WuFei!! *lunges for Mr. Sexist*
WuFei: *takes out kantana* You think you can beat me, Maxwell? *lunges for Mr. Sexy*
Relena + Quatre: Stop!
Dorothy + Heero: No, continue!
Trowa: ...Fight in a movie..
Everyone: *stops* That's a good idea ^-^
**
The wind blows the tall and graceful bamboo canes silently, 2 shapes can be seen.
One of them looks like they're going to fall off any second.
That would be
Duo: How the hell do you stay on these?!
WuFei: Kisama! Victory will be mine!
Duo: Oh shit-
Duo is suddenly whisked away by Shinimegami and WuFei clutches his head in his hands.
WuFei: Wahhhh!!!!!! I'll never kill that baka!!!!!!!!!
Duo: ¬_¬ At least you don't always have to play the woman, my perfect image is ruined!
WuFei: I look better bald
Duo: Hmm, you do. Does that mean you like my hair, then?
WuFei: Yeah, you know? It's pretty cool
Duo: Geez. Thanks, Wu'man! Can I call you that
WuFei: If you like..
The 2 enemies land on the ground and walk into the sunset, arm in arm
Lady Maxwell: This sucks!! What the-
**
Lady Maxwell: -Deathscythe HELL just happened?!
Duo and WuFei are busy gazing into each others eyes, mumbling things about hair products
Hilde: *takes the chair next to Shinimegami that Duo has just vacated* Looks like we're in the same boat
Lady Maxwell + Hilde: -_- Bugger
Quatre: Okies, let's try another. That would just depress everyone else
Everyone Else: Yeah! We didn't get parts!! *weepweep*
Quatre + Trowa: ;;¬_¬ Now we're in charge!
**
Catherine: Long.. live.. the.. KING!
As Catherine (in a lion costume) lets go of Trowa's paws, he falls (also in a lion costume) into the rampaging herde of wildebeast (extras, lots of costumes)
Quatre: Father! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Quatre (kawaii lil' costume here) leaps down the rocky side of the gorge and dodges the remaining running animals until, shouting his name, he finds his father.
Quatre: Dad? Dad! Wake up, dad!
Trowa: *starts giggling* hehe, I'm dead!
Catherine jumps suddenly into the scene and creeps up on the weeping Quatre, desperately trying to ignore Trowa's atrocious acting.
Catherine: He's dead Quatre-
Trowa starts to laugh out loud
Catherine: And it /was/ your fault
Quatre: What am I gonna do?
Catherine: Run, Quatre, run far, far away and never return!
Quatre runs far, far away
Catherine: *tapping her fingers together darkly* Mwahahaha, now Trowa is /mine/
::Far, far away::
Lady Maxwell: I'm Timon!
Duo: And I'm Pumba! What's your name?
**
Snapping out of a romantic daydream concerning WuFei, Duo watches the last of the movie
Duo: Why am I a farting pig?
Catherine: I can't believe we trusted you with a film! Both of you are completely drugged up!
Quatre: True, true
Lady Une: And Trowa's acting was awful! He didn't even have many parts, all he had to do was play dead!
Trowa: ...*giggles*...
Lady Maxwell: *sarcastic* Well that was fun, I'm gonna have to speak to the author about this!
Everyone: 0_0 Author?!
Heero: *rolls up sleaves* Someone is going to get it
Relena: He's so masculine *swoons*
Lady Maxwell: Um.. Errr.. Bai! *scoots*
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I'm weird and you're great. I'm really happy with the response I've got for this ^-^ Does anyone else want a prize? You'll have to email me MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Next chapter: Jurassic Park, Mulan and ????? I need help! (see profile picture)
Bugger
*weeps* Don't sue me!!! I can't take it any more, I want Gundam!!
___________________________
Introduction: Erm.. Lady Maxwell gets a prize in this, you'll have to tell me if it was a good idea or not. It's hard to get these done (I don't write chapters in advance, I like fresh fanfiction) Has anyone seen those really funny Frijj adverts? "How can something so tasty be so thick?" It's hilarious. One bottle sings "I know a song that'll get on your nerves" for ages and the other says "no you don't". Classic.
Here's a poem I did on the Temple of Yamato (www.crosswinds.net/~mattishida)
#######
The 30 foot ants Bringer
It flies on lovely midnight-wrought wings
Its ass a bonking pool of death.
Why? Why? Why does it masturbate me so?
I see it stare with its dead earlobe. Sometimes
I think it may be an angel. But what
Angel could have such a dark toe?
I hardly dare to pee myself.
Crapmon.
It craps me.
It craaaaaaaps me.
#######
My brother helped with some of the words ¬_¬
____________________________
Duo: OK.. so we're having some problems..
Hilde: Some?! *gets out frying pan*
Duo: Eeep!
The door opens and a young woman with short black hair enters
Lady Maxwell: Hi guys, I'm gonna join you for this chapter, head office said you'd been having problems and.. well their getting pissed off, basically. You only have so much of a budget
WuFei: *growl* What's your name, onna
Lady Maxwell: *glares* Shinimegami, to you
Duo: REALLY?! ¦0¦_0 ooOO (3) (A/N: Pure genius!! If you don't get it, it's supposed to be Duo's thought bubbles)
Lady Maxwell: *sits next to Duo* Yeah *flutters eyelashes* and you would be the Great Shinigami?
WuFei: ;;;¬_¬
Hilde: *whacks Duo over the head with the frying pan* On with the movie!!
Everyone looks at Duo expectantly but he is too busy talking to "Shinimegami" to notice.
WuFei: Oh we will make him pay...
**
//Dude, dude//
//Dude looks like a lady!//
Duo walks up the hill towards what used to be his home. He has had to perm his hair (A/N: Yeah, everybody use their imagination here.. My friend's brother thinks Taichi Kamiya has an afro 0_o) and wear an extreme amount of peacock blue eyeshadow, in order to look like.. an old woman.
In his long and frilly floral dress, he knocks at the door of the large terraced house. His ex-wife Shinimegami opens the door, with her stand their 3 children. The oldest is Relena, then there is their overly-argumentative WuFei and finally little Hilde.
Duo: */awful/ Scottish accent* Why! Hiloo ma deairys!
Family: *sweatdrop* Hi, Mrs. Doubtfire, please come in!
Heero: Hi, I'm Shinimegami's new boyfriend. Pleased to meet you!
Duo: *mumbling* My Gundanium parts, my name and now my wife *growl* *cough* Hello, Heero!
Everbody: How do you know his name??
Duo: Err..
**
Somewhere amidst the chaos, Duo came into conciousness.
Duo: *raises eyebrow* Do ya wanna know why they call me the Shinigami?
Noin: Duo, no one /does/
Zechs: Apart from fangirls
Lady Maxwell: *raises hand* ^-^ I was married to the Shinigami!
Duo: *holds up peace sign* Yeah!.. Wait a minute, I need to beat the shit out of WuFei!! *lunges for Mr. Sexist*
WuFei: *takes out kantana* You think you can beat me, Maxwell? *lunges for Mr. Sexy*
Relena + Quatre: Stop!
Dorothy + Heero: No, continue!
Trowa: ...Fight in a movie..
Everyone: *stops* That's a good idea ^-^
**
The wind blows the tall and graceful bamboo canes silently, 2 shapes can be seen.
One of them looks like they're going to fall off any second.
That would be
Duo: How the hell do you stay on these?!
WuFei: Kisama! Victory will be mine!
Duo: Oh shit-
Duo is suddenly whisked away by Shinimegami and WuFei clutches his head in his hands.
WuFei: Wahhhh!!!!!! I'll never kill that baka!!!!!!!!!
Duo: ¬_¬ At least you don't always have to play the woman, my perfect image is ruined!
WuFei: I look better bald
Duo: Hmm, you do. Does that mean you like my hair, then?
WuFei: Yeah, you know? It's pretty cool
Duo: Geez. Thanks, Wu'man! Can I call you that
WuFei: If you like..
The 2 enemies land on the ground and walk into the sunset, arm in arm
Lady Maxwell: This sucks!! What the-
**
Lady Maxwell: -Deathscythe HELL just happened?!
Duo and WuFei are busy gazing into each others eyes, mumbling things about hair products
Hilde: *takes the chair next to Shinimegami that Duo has just vacated* Looks like we're in the same boat
Lady Maxwell + Hilde: -_- Bugger
Quatre: Okies, let's try another. That would just depress everyone else
Everyone Else: Yeah! We didn't get parts!! *weepweep*
Quatre + Trowa: ;;¬_¬ Now we're in charge!
**
Catherine: Long.. live.. the.. KING!
As Catherine (in a lion costume) lets go of Trowa's paws, he falls (also in a lion costume) into the rampaging herde of wildebeast (extras, lots of costumes)
Quatre: Father! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Quatre (kawaii lil' costume here) leaps down the rocky side of the gorge and dodges the remaining running animals until, shouting his name, he finds his father.
Quatre: Dad? Dad! Wake up, dad!
Trowa: *starts giggling* hehe, I'm dead!
Catherine jumps suddenly into the scene and creeps up on the weeping Quatre, desperately trying to ignore Trowa's atrocious acting.
Catherine: He's dead Quatre-
Trowa starts to laugh out loud
Catherine: And it /was/ your fault
Quatre: What am I gonna do?
Catherine: Run, Quatre, run far, far away and never return!
Quatre runs far, far away
Catherine: *tapping her fingers together darkly* Mwahahaha, now Trowa is /mine/
::Far, far away::
Lady Maxwell: I'm Timon!
Duo: And I'm Pumba! What's your name?
**
Snapping out of a romantic daydream concerning WuFei, Duo watches the last of the movie
Duo: Why am I a farting pig?
Catherine: I can't believe we trusted you with a film! Both of you are completely drugged up!
Quatre: True, true
Lady Une: And Trowa's acting was awful! He didn't even have many parts, all he had to do was play dead!
Trowa: ...*giggles*...
Lady Maxwell: *sarcastic* Well that was fun, I'm gonna have to speak to the author about this!
Everyone: 0_0 Author?!
Heero: *rolls up sleaves* Someone is going to get it
Relena: He's so masculine *swoons*
Lady Maxwell: Um.. Errr.. Bai! *scoots*
__________________________________
I'm weird and you're great. I'm really happy with the response I've got for this ^-^ Does anyone else want a prize? You'll have to email me MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Next chapter: Jurassic Park, Mulan and ????? I need help! (see profile picture)